Corporate World (alert IT guru's)

[KSUblumpkin]

Can we just make a "help wackycat with his job" thread and be done with it, you know that's what this thread is going to turn into. like he can post his super complicated excel and word questions here and then hamburglar can figure them out for him. Cofd can basically just do his job for him (you two can work out some sort of fee). Then Saul can fix all his computer problems. Grats wacky, I just got you a promotion

Let's do this. Wackycat, send me a list of all your biggest accounts and I'll get started immediately.

I also have a master's in quantitative psychology (applied statistics) so hit me up with a PM when you need some advice.  I'll help you lay down some quant reports that will make your peers weep and this "ummmm, wtf" chick give you a handy in the bathroom.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?

[star seed 7]

i can't wait for "is there any way to un-send an email???"

it's probably going to be a reply-all also 

[CNS]

as far as overachieving at first, don't.  Take the time to get your understanding, then once you know your stuff adequately, do a hard 3-6 months of putting in work. Time it so that you are able to really accomplish a bunch in that 3-6 months.  Also, by the time you should begin your period of overachieving, you should have a good understanding of the product and what others' prized accts are.  Then target the crap out of that one chicks high end stuff.  You should be able to end her in that amt of time and make a good rep for yourself. 

[420seriouscat69]

Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?

Great! I just got done taking a nap under my desk, so it's right on schedule. Also, Manager took me to lunch today. Super cool guy. He said this: "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Our trainer left for another position last week and we really won't have anything set up for you for another 7-10 days. So what I'm telling you is, just chill till then. Try and read up on the company and "look busy" in front of the other reps. So what I'm really saying is, relax till then".

[Emo EMAW]

[XocolateThundarr]

Have you had to put together any TPS reports yet?  Also, let us know when they move your office to the basement.

[OK_Cat]

yeah, definitely a trap fanning

[Institutional Control]

Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?

Great! I just got done taking a nap under my desk, so it's right on schedule. Also, Manager took me to lunch today. Super cool guy. He said this: "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Our trainer left for another position last week and we really won't have anything set up for you for another 7-10 days. So what I'm telling you is, just chill till then. Try and read up on the company and "look busy" in front of the other reps. So what I'm really saying is, relax till then".

Same thing happened to me. Looking busy can be harder than you think.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?

Great! I just got done taking a nap under my desk, so it's right on schedule. Also, Manager took me to lunch today. Super cool guy. He said this: "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Our trainer left for another position last week and we really won't have anything set up for you for another 7-10 days. So what I'm telling you is, just chill till then. Try and read up on the company and "look busy" in front of the other reps. So what I'm really saying is, relax till then".

Same thing happened to me. Looking busy can be harder than you think.

Just BBS. You will look very busy, as long as others can't see your monitor.

[420seriouscat69]

Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?

Great! I just got done taking a nap under my desk, so it's right on schedule. Also, Manager took me to lunch today. Super cool guy. He said this: "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Our trainer left for another position last week and we really won't have anything set up for you for another 7-10 days. So what I'm telling you is, just chill till then. Try and read up on the company and "look busy" in front of the other reps. So what I'm really saying is, relax till then".

Same thing happened to me. Looking busy can be harder than you think.

Just BBS. You will look very busy, as long as others can't see your monitor.

that's what the iPhone is for. I look like I'm doing super elite stuff right now with my coffee, laptop, and my recliner next to the window that overlooks the jones pool. Btw, wtf? There's like 50 ppl there right now. What do those ppl do? Joco brats?

[hatingfrancisco]

A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA

  welcome to 2005

Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at

2 monitors lol..  Three is the minimum.

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[Mikeyis4dcats]

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years.  #humblebrag

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years.  #humblebrag

in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.

      Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.

Grats Mikey!!!!

     Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.

[XocolateThundarr]

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years.  #humblebrag

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years.  #humblebrag

in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.

      Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.

Grats Mikey!!!!

High five!!

[XocolateThundarr]

A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA

  welcome to 2005

Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at

2 monitors lol..  Three is the minimum.

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Alright...out with it.  What is your turntable handle???

[Rage Against the McKee]

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years.  #humblebrag

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years.  #humblebrag

in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.

      Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.

Grats Mikey!!!!

     Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.

I drive my own car and pay for my own gas, but I really don't give a eff when I see that gas is 63 cents higher than it was 2 weeks ago, either.

[XocolateThundarr]

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years.  #humblebrag

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years.  #humblebrag

in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.

      Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.

Grats Mikey!!!!

     Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.

I drive my own car and pay for my own gas, but I really don't give a eff when I see that gas is 63 cents higher than it was 2 weeks ago, either.

 

[Institutional Control]

I have no idea what the price of gas is.

[star seed 7]

I have no idea what the price of gas is.

yeah, if you actually pay attention to the price of gas i really feel sorry for you.

[Emo EMAW]

Eff you purposely naive gas peeps. 

(Secretly jelly.)

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I have no idea what the price of gas is.

thanks obama

[XocolateThundarr]

I have no idea what the price of gas is.

yeah, if you actually pay attention to the price of gas i really feel sorry for you.

I'm very conscious of the price of fuel due to the nature of the business that I am in.  Please feel sorry for me now?

[star seed 7]

I have no idea what the price of gas is.

yeah, if you actually pay attention to the price of gas i really feel sorry for you.

I'm very conscious of the price of fuel due to the nature of the business that I am in.  Please feel sorry for me now?

the exception that proves the rule.

[kostakio]

A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA

  welcome to 2005

Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at

LOL my lap top at work shot craps about a week ago.  They gave me this crappy loaner until they could get my new one ordered and set up.  It doesn't fit my docking station which so I've had to use it undocked for a full week now.  It's amazing how unproductive I've been, it's like I can't get crap done anymore with just one moniter.  Maybe this should go in the first world problems thread. 

[kostakio]

A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA

  welcome to 2005

Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at

LOL my lap top at work shot craps about a week ago.  They gave me this crappy loaner until they could get my new one ordered and set up.  It doesn't fit my docking station so I've had to use it undocked for a full week now.  It's amazing how unproductive I've been, it's like I can't get crap done anymore with just one moniter.  Maybe this should go in the first world problems thread.