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Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« on: May 16, 2013, 08:21:54 AM »
A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA


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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2013, 08:25:00 AM »
A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA

You'll want to keep your personal phone.

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2013, 08:35:06 AM »
A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA

You'll want to keep your personal phone.

This, have a buddy with that setup and at first he decided to use his company phone for everything. Then his co-worker got fired for some questionable pictures/text's done on the company phone, buddy went and got a personal phone right after that.

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2013, 08:38:08 AM »
It's about a 50/50 split here. 

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2013, 08:42:14 AM »
I don't trust my friends, plus the girl I'm seeing likes to send "fun texts". Also, I have a buddy who sends me pics of girls like a dbag, but he does it cause he knows it annoys me (yeah, I'm actually not creepy IRL).

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 08:42:42 AM »
A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA

 :dubious: welcome to 2005

but also grats on the new job.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2013, 08:43:37 AM »
Are work and personal carrier the same?  Go different if you can. 

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2013, 08:44:18 AM »
Also make sure at least one of them will work in Europe or other parts of the world.

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2013, 08:44:50 AM »
The 2nd monitor is meant for jamming with your friends on turntable all day  :thumbs:

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2013, 08:49:53 AM »
Also make sure at least one of them will work in Europe or other parts of the world.
Yeah, it works there. Our other offices are in UK, Australia, Canada, and Hong Kong. I've never been to a international country. I'm a little nervous about flying over the ocean, crashing, and dying.

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2013, 08:52:11 AM »
Also, do you guys BBS on your work phones when traveling and on your dead time?

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2013, 08:56:13 AM »
Get a separate iPhone!!  And...  Whatever you do don't let them merge files via the iCloud!!

Keep personal 110% separate from biz for your own protection. 

Thank me later. 
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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2013, 09:01:55 AM »
I use for my company phone for everything and have never had any issues.  They won't care about what you do with the phone unless they are looking for a reason to fire you.  If they are looking for a reason to fire you then they will find one regardless of your phone habits.  My prediction is within a year you'll get tired of dealing with two different phones and go to one.   

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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2013, 09:04:24 AM »
They shouldn't be checking your personal phonecalls/texts, if they do, look for a new place to work

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2013, 09:04:36 AM »
Also, there's a girl who already hates me. When she didn't think I could hear: "umm, wtf? I didn't know we were hiring more inside ppl. I wanted ***** accounts. Why does "new guy" get them!" :runaway:

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2013, 09:08:53 AM »
#teamTwoCellPhones
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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2013, 09:14:27 AM »
fanning, many people can/do the "one phone" thing successfully but i don't think you'd be part of that group.  i just keep my phone under my name and let the company reimburse me (still not perfect but better than having no control, in which case i'd keep two phones).  doesn't work everywhere obviously.

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Re: Corporate World (alert IT guru's)
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2013, 09:16:11 AM »
This thread should probably be merged with the "First World Problems" thread.  :grin:

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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2013, 09:17:26 AM »
Also, there's a girl who already hates me. When she didn't think I could hear: "umm, wtf? I didn't know we were hiring more inside ppl. I wanted ***** accounts. Why does "new guy" get them!" :runaway:

rough ridin' destroy her wackycat.
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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2013, 09:21:42 AM »
i would clean up your internet usage (mainly bbsing) before i would worry about what is being sent from your work phone. if a company is going to be upset about something it would first be the fact that you use their computer to bbs while youre at work. thats billable time going to waste*... the phone stuff, as long as it isnt super inappropriate, at least isnt on works time. as someone mentioned earlier, most of the time if they are going through your phone for inappropriate things, youve already been fired...

*by waste i mean good use, of course
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2013, 09:22:30 AM »
i would clean up your internet usage (mainly bbsing) before i would worry about what is being sent from your work phone. if a company is going to be upset about something it would first be the fact that you use their computer to bbs while youre at work.

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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2013, 09:25:04 AM »
i would clean up your internet usage (mainly bbsing) before i would worry about what is being sent from your work phone. if a company is going to be upset about something it would first be the fact that you use their computer to bbs while youre at work. thats billable time going to waste*... the phone stuff, as long as it isnt super inappropriate, at least isnt on works time. as someone mentioned earlier, most of the time if they are going through your phone for inappropriate things, youve already been fired...

*by waste i mean good use, of course

He is in sales. Exceed your quotas and nobody cares what you're doing on "billable time".

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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2013, 09:37:07 AM »
i would clean up your internet usage (mainly bbsing) before i would worry about what is being sent from your work phone. if a company is going to be upset about something it would first be the fact that you use their computer to bbs while youre at work. thats billable time going to waste*... the phone stuff, as long as it isnt super inappropriate, at least isnt on works time. as someone mentioned earlier, most of the time if they are going through your phone for inappropriate things, youve already been fired...

*by waste i mean good use, of course

He is in sales. Exceed your quotas and nobody cares what you're doing on "billable time".

This.  HE can porn surf all he wants and send dic pics to every broad in the joint if he is beating his numbers. 

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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2013, 09:42:16 AM »
Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years.  #humblebrag
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2013, 10:02:48 AM »
Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years.  #humblebrag

Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years.  #humblebrag

in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.