more than half the team will be new

[Mixed-Nutz]

If he was coached by billy he would play 8 mins a game and be a lottery pick. Self will hold him back and not let him play for 2 years until he ready to be a poy type. Embiid is the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) that shot his own foot.

[OregonSmock]

If he was coached by billy he would play 8 mins a game and be a lottery pick. Self will hold him back and not let him play for 2 years until he ready to be a poy type. Embiid is the respect that shot his own foot.

Can I get a translation here? 

[wetwillie]

If he was coached by billy he would play 8 mins a game and be a lottery pick. Self will hold him back and not let him play for 2 years until he ready to be a poy type. Embiid is the respect that shot his own foot.

Can I get a translation here? 

He is saying bill would inhibit his ability to play in the NBA in the short term, in kind of a gpc butthurt style.

[Mr Bread]

If he was coached by billy he would play 8 mins a game and be a lottery pick. Self will hold him back and not let him play for 2 years until he ready to be a poy type. Embiid is the respect that shot his own foot.

Can I get a translation here?

[OregonSmock]

If he was coached by billy he would play 8 mins a game and be a lottery pick. Self will hold him back and not let him play for 2 years until he ready to be a poy type. Embiid is the respect that shot his own foot.

Can I get a translation here? 

He is saying bill would inhibit his ability to play in the NBA in the short term, in kind of a gpc butthurt style.

Not a bad trolling attempt, actually.  Just needs to execute it better next time.