Dog

[420seriouscat69]

OMG, lady!

lady needs her own thread, imo

And a sock.

[FP TC etc.]

You gave back your dog?

That seems like a shitty thing to do.

[EMAWmeister]

You gave back your dog?

That seems like a shitty thing to do.

It's probably less shitty than neglecting it.

[FP TC etc.]

You gave back your dog?

That seems like a shitty thing to do.

It's probably less shitty than neglecting it.

Should have just been non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) and not gotten a dog if you couldn't handle it.

[Emo EMAW]

Maybe the dog was a FP, TC, etc.

[sys]

i knew it would end poorly when 33 said that his dog was part beagle.  beagles aren't dogs, beagles are part Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), part even dumber Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

[420seriouscat69]

i knew it would end poorly when 33 said that his dog was part beagle.  beagles aren't dogs, beagles are part respect, part even dumber respect.

This coming from the beagle of gE.

[FP TC etc.]

sounds like 33 is the beagle in this situation.

"oh hello cute innocent puppy dog, would you like a nice home and warm bed? WELL TOO BAD GO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR OR SOMETHING LIKE I GIVE A eff"
-33

[michigancat]

sounds like 33 is the beagle in this situation.

"oh hello cute innocent puppy dog, would you like a nice home and warm bed? WELL TOO BAD GO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR OR SOMETHING LIKE I GIVE A eff"
-33

get a grip, man. He did the right thing.

[_33]

sounds like 33 is the beagle in this situation.

"oh hello cute innocent puppy dog, would you like a nice home and warm bed? WELL TOO BAD GO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR OR SOMETHING LIKE I GIVE A eff"
-33

I actually saved him from being hit by a car after he jumped the fence and ran away for the 3rd time.  He thanked me by throwing up in the spare bedroom and trying to eat it.

[FP TC etc.]

hmm, a dog doing dog-like things? Man, that seems super weird.

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a dog in the first place if you don't like normal dog things.

[SkinnyBenny]

I want a golden retriever so badly. Very few houses in my city have decent-sized yards (even the super nice ones) and Future Mrs. SB refuses to have a dog in the house shedding all over the place. I don't totally disagree with it, but I'd rather have a little dog hair on stuff than be dogless.
Move cities or call off wedding?

[Emo EMAW]

Hey SB are you a lesbian?

[_33]

hmm, a dog doing dog-like things? Man, that seems super weird.

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a dog in the first place if you don't like normal dog things.

Live and learn, and then get a cat. 

[kitten_mittons]

Pets are the worst.

[420seriouscat69]

sounds like 33 is the beagle in this situation.

"oh hello cute innocent puppy dog, would you like a nice home and warm bed? WELL TOO BAD GO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR OR SOMETHING LIKE I GIVE A eff"
-33

Nope, sys is the beagle. ":bark: :bark: :bark: Look at me, LOOK AT ME! I'm edgy and stuff! :bark: :nazy:!"

[AppleJack]

I love dogs more than people.

[sys]

I love dogs more than people.

me too.  except really just my dog(s).

[michigancat]

sounds like 33 is the beagle in this situation.

"oh hello cute innocent puppy dog, would you like a nice home and warm bed? WELL TOO BAD GO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR OR SOMETHING LIKE I GIVE A eff"
-33

Nope, sys is the beagle. ":bark: :bark: :bark: Look at me, LOOK AT ME! I'm edgy and stuff! :bark: :nazy:!"

If there's one thing fanning can't stand, it's an attention whore.

[FP TC etc.]

hmm, a dog doing dog-like things? Man, that seems super weird.

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a dog in the first place if you don't like normal dog things.

Live and learn, and then get a cat.

hmm, or maybe visit like, one internet site about dogs and realize they don't just lay there and do whatever you want.

"oh herr herr puppys are so cute and adorable... wait, wtf, this puppy is a puppy and doesn't just do whatever I want and be adorable? wtf?" -33

dumbass.

[420seriouscat69]

sounds like 33 is the beagle in this situation.

"oh hello cute innocent puppy dog, would you like a nice home and warm bed? WELL TOO BAD GO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR OR SOMETHING LIKE I GIVE A eff"
-33

Nope, sys is the beagle. ":bark: :bark: :bark: Look at me, LOOK AT ME! I'm edgy and stuff! :bark: :nazy:!"

If there's one thing fanning can't stand, it's an attention whore.

We all have our forms of being an attention whore. You and sys are similar in your form.

[Willesgirl]

I want a golden retriever so badly. Very few houses in my city have decent-sized yards (even the super nice ones) and Future Mrs. SB refuses to have a dog in the house shedding all over the place. I don't totally disagree with it, but I'd rather have a little dog hair on stuff than be dogless.
Move cities or call off wedding?

Yes. Sounds super high maintenance and icy. (But better than 33.)

[star seed 7]

i wouldn't marry a woman that wouldn't let me have an inside dog.

she can hit the road JACK!

[michigancat]

We all have our forms of being an attention whore. You and sys are similar in your form.

ok

[_33]

hmm, a dog doing dog-like things? Man, that seems super weird.

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a dog in the first place if you don't like normal dog things.

Live and learn, and then get a cat.

"oh herr herr puppys are so cute and adorable... wait, wtf, this puppy is a puppy and doesn't just do whatever I want and be adorable? wtf?" -33

ha ha. Classic _33.