Ok, just bought:
10 shares of VXUS @ 52.56 = 525.60
2 shares of VTI @ 125.47 = 250.94
3 shares of VNQ @ 82.16 = 246.48
Not sure if the prices will change when these go through tomorrow, but right now the total comes to $1,023.02.
I of course encourage any other investors (normie or crypto) to join in on the fun.