Tree City USA!
That's where I live. It's not really named that, but that is the title the town has been given like every yr since forever ago from the ppl that give out the title. A well defended title. Other towns try to rise up and step to this, but we smack those bitches down on the reg.
Plant a tree then enjoy that avocado. They equal out.
Also, I recycle. What now motherfuckers?