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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #100 on: March 08, 2013, 04:13:32 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #101 on: March 08, 2013, 04:19:56 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #103 on: March 08, 2013, 04:24:12 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #104 on: March 08, 2013, 04:27:28 PM »
Oh and two chicks at the same time... twice... with different chicks...

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Five times: A x B; A x C; A x C; A x C; A x C.  Was friends with A in undergrad.  B and C were friends with A.  A developed feelings and it emploded thereafter.  Was everything I thought it would be and so much more.  It actually sort of ruined regular sex for me for quite a while following it.  The craziest part is that I did absolutely nothing to bring it about other than just be me in the right place at the right time.  It haunts me to this day.  Probably what drug addicts feel like. 
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #105 on: March 08, 2013, 04:33:18 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #106 on: March 08, 2013, 04:33:34 PM »
There was a competition when I lived in the dorms to see who could eat the most cereal in one sitting. I won with 11 and a half bowls.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #107 on: March 08, 2013, 04:36:59 PM »
Oh and two chicks at the same time... twice... with different chicks...

 :gocho:

/thread

Five times: A x B; A x C; A x C; A x C; A x C.  Was friends with A in undergrad.  B and C were friends with A.  A developed feelings and it emploded thereafter.  Was everything I thought it would be and so much more.  It actually sort of ruined regular sex for me for quite a while following it.  The craziest part is that I did absolutely nothing to bring it about other than just be me in the right place at the right time.  It haunts me to this day.  Probably what drug addicts feel like.

Man...A X C four times.  A was obviously into you, but C must have been a good time.  Since I work with drug addicts daily I hear this a lot.  Everything will always come back to these five times.  On the bright side, you did two chicks at the same time and not heroin/meth/cocaine.  Bonus for you and your brain cells Bread!
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #108 on: March 08, 2013, 04:38:19 PM »
The company I work for just recently held their company golf tournament for all the bigwigs. While I'm nowhere near the bigwig level of this company, the regional vice president remembered during my interview that I talked about playing in amateur tournaments during college. He called up my boss and told him that I needed that day off and that I would be playing on his team. Carried the team (me, him and some grossly huge fat guy who could barely swing) and brought home the hardware. Currently up for a promotion :gocho:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #109 on: March 08, 2013, 04:46:16 PM »
Oh and two chicks at the same time... twice... with different chicks...

 :gocho:

/thread

Five times: A x B; A x C; A x C; A x C; A x C.  Was friends with A in undergrad.  B and C were friends with A.  A developed feelings and it emploded thereafter.  Was everything I thought it would be and so much more.  It actually sort of ruined regular sex for me for quite a while following it.  The craziest part is that I did absolutely nothing to bring it about other than just be me in the right place at the right time.  It haunts me to this day.  Probably what drug addicts feel like.

Man...A X C four times.  A was obviously into you, but C must have been a good time.  Since I work with drug addicts daily I hear this a lot.  Everything will always come back to these five times.  On the bright side, you did two chicks at the same time and not heroin/meth/cocaine.  Bonus for you and your brain cells Bread!

Yes blumps, she was.  They were all sorority dime pieces, but C was a cut above the other two.  I don't know about that five times nonsense, because I would have gladly continued in any possible permutation if A hadn't ruined it with her feelings.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #110 on: March 08, 2013, 04:47:29 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #111 on: March 08, 2013, 04:55:27 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #112 on: March 08, 2013, 05:07:49 PM »
If I told you guys my stud thing, you would know who I was and I like the anonymity here...  so I'll just say my stud thing is a pretty stud thing.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #113 on: March 08, 2013, 05:09:45 PM »
If I told you guys my stud thing, you would know who I was and I like the anonymity here...  so I'll just say my stud thing is a pretty stud thing.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #114 on: March 08, 2013, 08:38:53 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #115 on: March 08, 2013, 08:46:13 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #116 on: March 08, 2013, 08:46:54 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #117 on: March 08, 2013, 08:53:27 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
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Re: Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #119 on: March 08, 2013, 08:54:08 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #120 on: March 08, 2013, 08:56:40 PM »
I'm basically in law related sorta to George Brett and I get to hang out with him sometimes but mostly as a drunken hanger on and guy who's invited to his house because my relative is invited  :surprised:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #121 on: March 08, 2013, 09:00:33 PM »
I'm related to an mlb hall of famer who played for the Brooklyn Dodgers
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« Reply #122 on: March 08, 2013, 09:01:22 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #123 on: March 08, 2013, 09:08:37 PM »
Ate 3 chipotle burritos in one sitting on a bet. (Didn't feel okay for 3 days).

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What does that equate to in pounds? 

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #124 on: March 08, 2013, 09:13:04 PM »
I'm related to an mlb hall of famer who played for the Brooklyn Dodgers

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