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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #75 on: March 08, 2013, 03:34:05 PM »
Damn, that couldn't have been good for your gastric system, Bloodfart.

Yeah I put the Four Queens plumbing through its paces later that night... and next morning. 

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #76 on: March 08, 2013, 03:34:12 PM »
Oh and two chicks at the same time... twice... with different chicks...

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #77 on: March 08, 2013, 03:35:08 PM »
My brother (adoptive, but it counts) is an EMT and taught me CPR.  During summer break of my junior year at K-State I saved a guys life in front of a gas station by keeping enough oxygen in his lungs and his performing chest compressions on an elderly man that had a heart attack.

I went to buy an orange soda from the gas station and the attendant gave it to me for free.  Best thing I've ever done.

Best orange soda you've ever had I bet, too.

Have always had a fear that the time in my life I'll have to do that it'll be some gross obese person.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #78 on: March 08, 2013, 03:36:48 PM »
My brother (adoptive, but it counts) is an EMT and taught me CPR.  During summer break of my junior year at K-State I saved a guys life in front of a gas station by keeping enough oxygen in his lungs and his performing chest compressions on an elderly man that had a heart attack.

I went to buy an orange soda from the gas station and the attendant gave it to me for free.  Best thing I've ever done.

Best orange soda you've ever had I bet, too.
Have always had a fear that the time in my life I'll have to do that it'll be some gross obese person.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2013, 03:37:28 PM »
My brother (adoptive, but it counts) is an EMT and taught me CPR.  During summer break of my junior year at K-State I saved a guys life in front of a gas station by keeping enough oxygen in his lungs and his performing chest compressions on an elderly man that had a heart attack.

I went to buy an orange soda from the gas station and the attendant gave it to me for free.  Best thing I've ever done.

that's pretty good, not million airline miles good but decent

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2013, 03:38:27 PM »
I had a 38 yard interception return (tackled by QB) on the Freshman football team in high school :cool:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2013, 03:39:22 PM »
Swept the Kansas City and the Kansas math competitions as a 4th grader (KATM and KCATM) then Kansas City again as a 5th grader, then decided to quit doing that nerd crap if no one else was even going to challenge me.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2013, 03:40:02 PM »
I had a 38 yard interception return (tackled by QB) on the Freshman football team in high school :cool:

same, and hurt my back when i got horse collar tackled.  still gives me problems.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2013, 03:41:58 PM »
I have, on two separate occasions, knocked a defender unconscious by spiking a volleyball and accidentally hitting them in the face.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2013, 03:42:33 PM »
I have, on two separate occasions, knocked a defender unconscious by spiking a volleyball and accidentally hitting them in the face.

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brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2013, 03:43:55 PM »
I ran a 10k and an old man told me the finish line was closer than it was so I picked up my pace and puked about a mile away from the finish line. A cop pulled over and asked if I was ok. I looked at him and said "yes" and caught the old guy and finished 2nd in my age group and top 10 I believe.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2013, 03:44:05 PM »
Won starting goalie job in 6th grade over future Simone Award winner Chase Coffman.  :cool:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2013, 03:44:22 PM »
There was a competition when I lived in the dorms to see who could eat the most cereal in one sitting. I won with 11 and a half bowls.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2013, 03:44:43 PM »
Am a super stud boss when it comes to drug and alcohol tolerance.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2013, 03:48:00 PM »
There was a competition when I lived in the dorms to see who could eat the most cereal in one sitting. I won with 11 and a half bowls.

oh man, dorm brags...   i was totally the 5th floor haymaker CS champion, and also the quakeIII tournement champion.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2013, 03:48:12 PM »
Once won $50 from a Riley Rat performing various beer chugging bets. Totally clowned that dude. O yeah, WHILE ON THE CLOCK.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2013, 03:51:32 PM »
My brother (adoptive, but it counts) is an EMT and taught me CPR.  During summer break of my junior year at K-State I saved a guys life in front of a gas station by keeping enough oxygen in his lungs and his performing chest compressions on an elderly man that had a heart attack.

I went to buy an orange soda from the gas station and the attendant gave it to me for free.  Best thing I've ever done.

Best orange soda you've ever had I bet, too.
Have always had a fear that the time in my life I'll have to do that it'll be some gross obese person.

It was.  I was walking into the gas station for the sole reason of getting an orange soda.  I saw a man laying on the ground next to the front door.  I could hear the man's wife shrieking from the car (she couldn't get out to help as she was very frail).  He had the heart attack as he went into pay.  I started CPR and a local fireman started helping.  We alternated breathing when one of us would get tired.  He was much better at the counting portions.  This gave us enough time for a third party to run to the fireman's house (which was one block away) to get his Bag Valve Mask so the man would get enough oxygen to his brain.  I got his name from his wife and visited the hospital the next day (I checked with the hospital to see if he was admitted which wasn't a HIPAA violation at the time).

Happenstance is a beautiful thing and I remember the taste of that orange soda like it was yesterday.  So yeah...I kind of made out with an elderly man but it served a purpose.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #92 on: March 08, 2013, 03:52:50 PM »
I have, on two separate occasions, knocked a defender unconscious by spiking a volleyball and accidentally hitting them in the face.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #93 on: March 08, 2013, 03:52:59 PM »
I placed in the top 10 of the State Geography Bee at FHSU. I'm told the final rounds were broadcast on Western Kansas Public Television.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #94 on: March 08, 2013, 03:53:53 PM »
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #95 on: March 08, 2013, 03:56:04 PM »
I was on a winning pony keg race team at Kansas State. The trophy is in my daughters' room.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #96 on: March 08, 2013, 04:02:34 PM »
There was a competition when I lived in the dorms to see who could eat the most cereal in one sitting. I won with 11 and a half bowls.

oh man, dorm brags...   i was totally the 5th floor haymaker CS champion, and also the quakeIII tournement champion.

haymaker dorm network halo participant ribbon on original xbox
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #97 on: March 08, 2013, 04:05:36 PM »
There was a competition when I lived in the dorms to see who could eat the most cereal in one sitting. I won with 11 and a half bowls.

oh man, dorm brags...   i was totally the 5th floor haymaker CS champion, and also the quakeIII tournament champion.

haymaker dorm network halo participant ribbon on original xbox

i slaughtered nick leckey in the semi's of the the quakeIII tournament.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #98 on: March 08, 2013, 04:06:45 PM »
If I told you guys my stud thing, you would know who I was and I like the anonymity here...  so I'll just say my stud thing is a pretty stud thing.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #99 on: March 08, 2013, 04:09:43 PM »
If I told you guys my stud thing, you would know who I was and I like the anonymity here...  so I'll just say my stud thing is a pretty stud thing.

What, were you the guy with the "Fire Currie" sign at the #hiregottlieb rally or something?