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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1875 on: November 05, 2015, 01:26:40 PM »
how deep is your pool?


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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1876 on: November 05, 2015, 01:35:17 PM »
how deep is your pool?

5 1/2 in the middle.

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1877 on: November 05, 2015, 01:57:28 PM »
OMG, it's so tiny. I will I get by?




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it's kinda game of throney

Wait until he adds the moat to the pool

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1878 on: November 05, 2015, 02:14:42 PM »
how deep is your pool?

5 1/2 in the middle.
that's not very deep, would you consider making it deeper?  just thinking about pool parties and such.  i like doing can openers and honestly, the deeper i can open that can, the better the splash. thoughts?


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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1879 on: November 05, 2015, 02:19:17 PM »
shallow pools make for great pool volleyball sessions
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1880 on: November 05, 2015, 02:25:28 PM »
tonya.  there aren't any trees.
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1881 on: November 05, 2015, 02:34:02 PM »
Tonya don't listen to sys I spend like 40 hours a week bagging leaves. 

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1882 on: November 05, 2015, 02:36:51 PM »
The pool depth was decided upon specifically for volleyball.

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1883 on: November 05, 2015, 02:41:49 PM »
i guess that's Batt BcKee's house, not tonya's house.  sorry, Batt BcKee.
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1884 on: November 05, 2015, 02:55:55 PM »
i guess that's Batt BcKee's house, not tonya's house.  sorry, Batt BcKee.

It's ok.

But you're right... no trees.  Commute-wise, I'm not able to live in the scenic area of the DFW metroplex, like Euless.  I have to make do with my cabin on the plains of North Texas.

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1885 on: November 05, 2015, 03:23:44 PM »
it's an attractive house.  i like the brickwork.  i really like trees though.  that smell of downed leaves in the fall.  also the shade.
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1887 on: November 05, 2015, 04:02:59 PM »
Blank tree canvas is exciting.

However

You have to wait like 10 yrs to enjoy your new trees

You need a bunch of crape myrtle trees.  Like three different colors.  Also, put in a couple magnolias right next to the house on the south side. 

Also, azaleas and rhododendron, too. 

Pay for the bigger plants and not the huge trees.  Smaller trees surpass the larger ones, supposedly, in that they are faster at root development since the larger ones have their larger roots cut back at the nursery.

Also, put in some evergreens like boxwood, holly, or yews  around the back yard patio pool to give you so.e privacy. 

Lilacs, too.

Man, this would be fun.

Also also, just get filthy with hyacinth  bulbs in like every single bed you can. 

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1888 on: November 05, 2015, 04:13:38 PM »
do none of ^ that and get a big ass stereo for v-ball parties instead
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1889 on: November 05, 2015, 04:14:07 PM »
Forget everything CNS said and just plant Bradford Pears everywhere.
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1890 on: November 05, 2015, 04:44:36 PM »
Crape myrtles and pools do not go together.


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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1891 on: November 05, 2015, 04:47:56 PM »
i don't much care for crape myrtles either.
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1892 on: November 05, 2015, 06:45:07 PM »
More like CRAP myrtles, amirite?

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1893 on: November 05, 2015, 06:46:37 PM »
i like it, known piece of crap Batt BcKee

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1894 on: November 05, 2015, 07:03:44 PM »

i like it, known piece of crap Batt BcKee

Thanks, buddy.


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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1895 on: November 05, 2015, 07:45:30 PM »
i don't much care for crape myrtles either.
There beautiful and I can't have any of them, other than one shitty kind, here in dumbass shitty zone 5. 

The pool is going to just rough ridin' have to deal with it.  I mean, you need to plan on skimming once a day anyway.

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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1896 on: November 17, 2015, 06:45:30 PM »
I've got a tree now, guys!




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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1897 on: November 17, 2015, 06:46:35 PM »
that's a shade providing son of a bitch
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1898 on: November 17, 2015, 07:06:23 PM »
the tree really sets off the house.
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Re: Help Steve Dave Build A House (NOW HELP HIM TAKE CARE OF IT)
« Reply #1899 on: November 17, 2015, 07:18:57 PM »
that sidewalk doesn't stand a chance