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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #325 on: May 23, 2013, 07:28:05 PM »
What started out as a kind of friendly and fun recruiting thread is now ruined.  We need a separate boarx for idiots who can't handle KU fans.

Or you could just leave.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #326 on: May 23, 2013, 07:30:46 PM »
What started out as a kind of friendly and fun recruiting thread is now ruined.  We need a separate boarx for idiots who can't handle KU fans.

Sorry you couldn't handle a single pill joke because you have had basically the same experience everyone else has had (a friend dying from something stupid).  Good thing you have a government job and don't have to deal with the real world. 
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #327 on: May 23, 2013, 07:35:31 PM »
What started out as a kind of friendly and fun recruiting thread is now ruined.  We need a separate boarx for idiots who can't handle KU fans.

Sorry you couldn't handle a single pill joke because you have had basically the same experience everyone else has had (a friend dying from something stupid).  Good thing you have a government job and don't have to deal with the real world.


I don't have a government job.  Not sure where you got that idea, but I'm already beyond sick of talking about my personal life.  Maybe you guys could just be a little nicer to people instead of being so nasty and mean to the guy who roots for the blue team instead of the purple team.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #328 on: May 23, 2013, 07:52:00 PM »
What started out as a kind of friendly and fun recruiting thread is now ruined.  We need a separate boarx for idiots who can't handle KU fans.

Sorry you couldn't handle a single pill joke because you have had basically the same experience everyone else has had (a friend dying from something stupid).  Good thing you have a government job and don't have to deal with the real world.


I don't have a government job.  Not sure where you got that idea, but I'm already beyond sick of talking about my personal life.  Maybe you guys could just be a little nicer to people instead of being so nasty and mean to the guy who roots for the blue team instead of the purple team.

Sorry, I thought you said you worked for the Department of Energy.  Also, lol about the "I'm already beyond sick of talking about my personal life."  You brought up your friend an hour a go in an attempt to play the victim card, but now your tired of talking about your personal life.
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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #329 on: May 23, 2013, 09:31:19 PM »
Holy Mangino Beems.....

Don't take goEMAW too seriously.....

and I am sorry about your friend.
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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #330 on: May 23, 2013, 09:44:35 PM »
butthurt

I wish I were an elite BBS poster.  I guess I'm too old to have the skills to keep up.  Yet, I have to note I'm utterly confused by this part of the thread.  Beems gets upset about a poster noting the arrest record of KU's new uber recruit.  He even brings up how thinking about him and other dudes in lockup makes another poster a bit "excited."  Then, he brings up being butthurt.

The desire to turn everything toward sex on this thread sort of worries me.  I guess when I think about football I just see the game differently than beems.

It's just the pills talking, he's a drug addict
Is he hooked on the "DATE RAPE" drug?  That would explain all the butthurt he is feeling: instead of afterglow from the MCMW recuiting. :surprised:
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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #331 on: May 23, 2013, 09:52:13 PM »
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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #332 on: May 23, 2013, 09:53:01 PM »
What started out as a kind of friendly and fun recruiting thread is now ruined.  We need a separate boarx for idiots who can't handle KU fans.

Sorry you couldn't handle a single pill joke because you have had basically the same experience everyone else has had (a friend dying from something stupid).  Good thing you have a government job and don't have to deal with the real world.


I don't have a government job.  Not sure where you got that idea, but I'm already beyond sick of talking about my personal life.  Maybe you guys could just be a little nicer to people instead of being so nasty and mean to the guy who roots for the blue team instead of the purple team.

Did you stop and think if I would appreciate being accused of masturbating, which I totally was, over KU recruiting another woman beater?

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #333 on: May 23, 2013, 10:39:54 PM »
This place jumped on the MCMW news like a pack of hyenas on a dead elephant carcass.  Reminds me of the good ol' days when KU was lighting K-State up to the tune of 39-20 and 52-21.

this makes absolutely no sense, it was posted in a thread that you started about kansas recruiting, he is essentially a recruit. dont make everything negative beems

He is turning into a rough ridin' psycho.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #334 on: May 24, 2013, 12:48:29 AM »
I had a friend die in a welding accident as a kid. You don't see me getting all huffy every time someone makes a welding joke.
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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #335 on: May 24, 2013, 01:15:46 AM »
Hey Beems, my grandma died of old age, so I'd appreciate it you'd give up on the "When LHC Bill Snyder dies!..." jokes.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #336 on: May 24, 2013, 03:46:17 AM »
Sorry to hear about that Steve.
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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #337 on: May 24, 2013, 06:30:26 AM »
I had a friend die in a welding accident as a kid. You don't see me getting all huffy every time someone makes a welding joke.

dang gfa, thats rough. I'll try not to burn you in the future.
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Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #338 on: May 24, 2013, 06:58:38 AM »
my hamster was killed in an avalanche of conference champy trophies. so you can just imagine how hard this year has been for me.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #339 on: May 24, 2013, 07:58:10 AM »
I swear to god if one of you brings up riding 4-wheelers I will totally lose my crap because I had a good friend die in a 4-wheeler accident.
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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #340 on: May 24, 2013, 08:04:36 AM »
Man sorry about all your losses guys, it's going to be like walking on eggshells around here for a few days. I try to include a hamster in at least one post a day

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #341 on: May 24, 2013, 08:04:54 AM »
my hamster was killed in an avalanche of conference champy trophies. so you can just imagine how hard this year has been for me.

That's inexcusable.  I know the champy trophies have been coming in fast and hard, but seriously, not so fast that you couldn't have stacked them more carefully.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #342 on: May 24, 2013, 08:21:14 AM »
no logging jokes either please  :frown:

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #343 on: May 24, 2013, 08:23:51 AM »
Hey Beems, my grandma died of old age, so I'd appreciate it you'd give up on the "When LHC LHC Bill Snyder dies!..." jokes.

Awful.  I have discussed with the other mods and we will likely be modding age based comments.  Too raw

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #344 on: May 24, 2013, 08:28:47 AM »
My best friend just got axed up this week over in London just by standing on the street. Please add that to the list.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #345 on: May 24, 2013, 09:38:49 AM »
I don't want to go into too many details, but a good friend of mine died while playing a certain sport so if we could keep the sports talk to a minimum, I would appreciate it.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #346 on: May 24, 2013, 09:56:23 AM »
My BEST friend was murdered in Arizona by his psycho gf, so if we could just shut down the master dating thread. TIA

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #347 on: May 24, 2013, 09:57:19 AM »
My BEST friend was murdered in Arizona by his psycho gf, so if we could just shut down the master dating thread. TIA
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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #348 on: May 24, 2013, 10:00:52 AM »
The pain is too real, WC08. I am sorry.

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Re: Beems KU Recruiting Thread
« Reply #349 on: May 24, 2013, 10:06:05 AM »
Did you hear about the one about the Topeka kid drug addict? Tried to run off from a North Topeka convenience store without paying for gas because he wanted to spend all his money on drugs by wearing a duck mask to hide his identity. But they just put it on his bill. And then OD'd a died.
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