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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1250 on: September 17, 2013, 01:50:38 PM »
i'm pretty sure i've read every single piece from matt tait of the lawrence journal-world since 2010.

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« Reply #1251 on: September 17, 2013, 01:53:12 PM »
i'm pretty sure i've read every single piece from matt tait of the lawrence journal-world since 2010.
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« Reply #1252 on: September 17, 2013, 02:25:05 PM »
I can see that being pretty entertaining. The KU beat guys are great to follow on twitter because they are such unbelievable fans.

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« Reply #1253 on: September 17, 2013, 04:58:54 PM »
I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's.  :frown:
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« Reply #1254 on: September 17, 2013, 05:03:37 PM »
I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's.  :frown:

Why the day off? 
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« Reply #1255 on: September 17, 2013, 05:19:19 PM »
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.
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« Reply #1256 on: September 17, 2013, 05:20:20 PM »
I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's.  :frown:

Why the day off?
didn't really have anything to do in the office. :dunno:

I work mostly from home anyway, but I'm usually not as worthless and disgusting as I was today.
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« Reply #1257 on: September 17, 2013, 05:23:01 PM »
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:
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« Reply #1258 on: September 17, 2013, 05:24:05 PM »
I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's.  :frown:

Why the day off?
didn't really have anything to do in the office. :dunno:

I work mostly from home anyway, but I'm usually not as worthless and disgusting as I was today.

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« Reply #1259 on: September 17, 2013, 05:25:47 PM »
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:

Grand Theft Auto 5.  In fairness it has very little if anything to do with tank top culture.  You really have no busness knowing about it unless you're some dorkstore shut-in looking for something to do between beat off seshes. 
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« Reply #1260 on: September 17, 2013, 05:26:48 PM »
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:

Just figured it out, Grand Theft Auto 5.  I think I saw a commercial for it while watching the rest of Good Luck Charlie after my kids went to bed.  (This definitely belongs here.)
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« Reply #1261 on: September 17, 2013, 05:27:56 PM »
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:

Just figured it out, Grand Theft Auto 5.  I think I saw a commercial for it while watching the rest of Good Luck Charlie after my kids went to bed.  (This definitely belongs here.)

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« Reply #1262 on: September 17, 2013, 05:28:33 PM »
I can see that being pretty entertaining. The KU beat guys are great to follow on twitter because they are such unbelievable fans.

unbelievably huge fans and matt tait still can't believe that he gets to be in a press conference with THE charlie weis.

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« Reply #1263 on: September 17, 2013, 05:29:33 PM »
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:

Grand Theft Auto 5.  In fairness it has very little if anything to do with tank top culture.  You really have no busness knowing about it unless you're some dorkstore shut-in looking for something to do between beat off seshes.

I bet I can find a GTA V tank top after I get back from volunteering at the Jog-A-Thon fundraiser for the Meadow Lane Elementary PTO fund raiser.  Hey, I'm on fire in this thread today!
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1264 on: September 17, 2013, 07:33:00 PM »
Watching Good Luck Charlie does not belong in the shame yourself thread. Saying it belongs here actually belongs here. I wish Bob were EMAW. He probably is, but Stonestreet just steals the limelight.


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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1265 on: September 17, 2013, 09:58:15 PM »
In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times.  I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.
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« Reply #1266 on: September 17, 2013, 10:05:05 PM »
In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times.  I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.

So you're posting this here because you didn't stop the fifth time?
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« Reply #1267 on: September 17, 2013, 10:20:09 PM »
In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times.  I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.

So you're posting this here because you didn't stop the fifth time?

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1268 on: September 18, 2013, 09:05:57 AM »
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« Reply #1269 on: September 18, 2013, 09:17:52 AM »
Could have gone in the Facebook posts thread, but fits here better I think...

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......when I go away on a trip, my body has a mind of it's own when it comes to digestion.

Last weekend we went on a trip and stayed at a hostel. I had the shits really bad but since the hostel was empty and all the rooms were open I decided to drop a 2 megaton crap in the room next door to ours to protect the children.

But the inevitable happened.......someone checked into the room I was shitting in while I was on the can. I heard someone come in and they were really happy with the room until the wife saw that the bathroom was occupied. They tried to force the door but I put my feet up against it. Then they shouted was there anyone in there? I stayed silent. Then the husband went to the front desk to complain and this is when I made my exit. But the wife saw me and all I could say was 'I am sorry, but I have a bad stomach and this room was empty, but at least you have a nice view'.

My eff. What shame.

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« Reply #1270 on: September 18, 2013, 01:20:13 PM »
this is a terrible moment from my past.

one of my current best buds and i grew up in elementary school together, well one march day kstate happened to be playing some other loser team in the b12 tourney during school, so he snuck in a fancy radio with small earphones in to listen and give us score updates without our teacher knowing... eventually our teacher was like BTW cats are up xxx-xxx against xxx. and i said, unknowingly, "oh no, bob said that we're actually up by xxx!" and teacher was like "wut" and he got in trouble.  :'bye cruel world:

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« Reply #1271 on: September 22, 2013, 08:42:36 AM »
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything. 
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« Reply #1272 on: September 22, 2013, 12:24:43 PM »
Get a new house.
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« Reply #1273 on: September 23, 2013, 10:45:00 AM »
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.

that was some aggressive drinking sat night :lol:

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« Reply #1274 on: September 23, 2013, 10:47:34 AM »
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.

that was some aggressive drinking sat night :lol:

I knew I was in for a rough ride when the first thing 'clams made me do when I arrived was take a shot of Mezcal, which was very good by the way. 
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