Shame Yourself

[star seed 7]

I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time

yeah, but you're super old.

[steve dave]

I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time

yeah, but you're super old.

been actually feeling medium old lately. Sucks.

[CNS]

I have had to correct myself when telling ppl my age before. 

[star seed 7]

I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time

yeah, but you're super old.

been actually feeling medium old lately. Sucks.

t's&p's sd, i was just medium joking 

[Paul Moscow]

Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"

I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.

You may want to get that tested.

Blame the bank bud. Security questions should be more relevant stuff like who is your fav quarterback

 

[deputy dawg]

When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this. 

[CNS]

When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.

Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.

[Rams]

I have had to correct myself when telling ppl my age before.

happens with me most of the time. I have to stop and do the math. but really, who the eff cares if I'm a year off, right?

[Rams]

When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.

Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.

NO JUDGING IN THIS THREAD!

[CNS]

When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.

Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.

NO JUDGING IN THIS THREAD!

Sorry, guys.

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[wetwillie]

I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven

[Cartierfor3]

I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven

mountain dew?

[wetwillie]

I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven

mountain dew?

Diet cherry vanilla coke

[star seed 7]

binged hard and forgot to feed my dog last night 

pre-emptive no judging guys

[Benja]

I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.

[420seriouscat69]

I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.

It makes you feel alive, that's why.

[Benja]

I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.

It makes you feel alive, that's why.

I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.

[kim carnes]

I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.

that is weird

[raquetcat]

I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.

It makes you feel alive, that's why.

I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.

Somebody turn on the blumpkin signal, we need a therapist!

[Mr Bread]

I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.

It makes you feel alive, that's why.

I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.

The good thing about this particular shop lifting selection is that they will never call the police over it.  If an employee has the sack to call you on it, you can always just play it off like you intended to pay and just forgot and they will be forced to accept it.  Nice work here Benji Benja.  License to steal.   

Also, great disclosure.  I enjoyed it.     

[Cartierfor3]

Mi Ranchito.

[OK_Cat]

i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.

i've even read threads about soccer and beer.  i don't like soccer and i don't drink. 

[Emo EMAW]

binged hard and forgot to feed my dog last night 

pre-emptive no judging guys

Was just bragging today that I've only ever done that once.  My co-worker's response:  see you could totally handle kids.

[michigancat]

I have foam tips for my headphones that are basically like earplugs (you roll them up and stick them deep in your earholes). To make them go in easier, I lick the tips before insertion.

[bubbles4ksu]

i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.

i've even read threads about soccer and beer.  i don't like soccer and i don't drink.