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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #950 on: May 16, 2013, 10:38:31 AM »
I signed up for a pie eating contest so I could have a legit excuse to eat an entire chocolate pie in < five minutes.

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« Reply #951 on: May 16, 2013, 11:20:22 AM »
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #952 on: May 16, 2013, 12:56:44 PM »
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?
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« Reply #953 on: May 16, 2013, 02:29:03 PM »
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #954 on: May 16, 2013, 02:30:17 PM »
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:

First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.

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« Reply #955 on: May 16, 2013, 02:35:44 PM »
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:

First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.

j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.

but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds  :embarrassed:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #956 on: May 17, 2013, 07:27:07 AM »
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:

First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.

j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.

but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds  :embarrassed:

A flow of ice cream and letting yourself go. Sounds like j-dub is turning into oscar Weber.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #957 on: May 17, 2013, 07:51:53 AM »
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #958 on: May 17, 2013, 08:16:41 AM »
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:

First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.

j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.

but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds  :embarrassed:

A flow of ice cream and letting yourself go. Sounds like j-dub is turning into oscar Weber.

why i oughtta.. :shakesfist:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #959 on: May 23, 2013, 06:31:38 PM »
Just went to the grocery store to get 2 things. Spent $90, and $60 of it is booze :(

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« Reply #960 on: May 23, 2013, 06:44:10 PM »
Just went to the grocery store to get 2 things. Spent $90, and $60 of it is booze :(

Any trip to get $60 worth of booze represents time and money well spent. No shame in that.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #961 on: May 23, 2013, 06:53:00 PM »
Here in a week or so I'm going to eat Chipotle for 7 days in a row

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #962 on: May 23, 2013, 07:01:03 PM »
Went to the grocery store, bought a box of Cocoa Puffs for myself  :blindfold:
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #963 on: May 23, 2013, 07:04:49 PM »
If this wknd goes as planned, my wife and I will have gone through roughly $175 in Patron Silver in one month without hosting one party or sharing at all.

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« Reply #964 on: May 23, 2013, 07:05:43 PM »
If this wknd goes as planned, my wife and I will have gone through roughly $175 in Patron Silver in one month without hosting one party or sharing at all.

Make sure she is up on her bc brotherman

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #965 on: May 23, 2013, 07:26:38 PM »
I continue to watch the Royals on a daily basis and get visibly angry when they lose.
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #966 on: May 23, 2013, 07:28:35 PM »
I don't want to go to the office tomorrow. and all I'll do when I get there is message board and drink coffee and maybe take a 3 hour booze lunch. maybe I'll take the day off.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #967 on: May 23, 2013, 07:55:13 PM »
Before the bad tornado day I made sure we were stocked up on Bud Light Cheladas and has the lawn chairs in place and ready to go.

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« Reply #968 on: May 24, 2013, 07:54:33 AM »
I don't want to go to the office tomorrow. and all I'll do when I get there is message board and drink coffee and maybe take a 3 hour booze lunch. maybe I'll take the day off.

Oh man, I'm doing this today too except for the coffee and three hour lunch.  I'm leaving early, probs around 2 or 3.   
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #969 on: May 24, 2013, 08:12:42 AM »
i haven't eaten a doughnut in like 3 years. someone brought a box of them in to work today. i ate 2.  :embarrassed:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #970 on: May 24, 2013, 08:25:09 AM »
I continue to watch the Royals on a daily basis and get visibly angry when they lose.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #971 on: May 24, 2013, 10:38:39 AM »
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #972 on: May 24, 2013, 10:48:45 AM »
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.

That is just common sense.  Get those digits.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #973 on: May 24, 2013, 10:57:13 AM »
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.

play jokes on her and give her impossible tasks until she gets fired and then call her up and tell her you got her fired so you could bone her. girls love romantic stuff like that.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #974 on: May 24, 2013, 11:07:02 AM »
i play landgrab on the reg.  :facepalm: