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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #925 on: May 09, 2013, 12:01:54 PM »
:lol: BTW, I love where we draw the line here at gE. Ok cat is calling kids mother fuckers and I'm chastised for stealing a little vodka from my pops.  :lol:

it's because you stole it. If it was me, I'd be like, "hey Pops, mind if I drink some of your vodka?" And he would say "make sure you pour me a glass, and we'll drink it together like adults. Glad you aren't trying to sneak it from me like when you were back in high school."
Fair point. We usually share, but I guess I assumed last night. I'll do better, guys!

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #926 on: May 09, 2013, 12:05:17 PM »
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

I assume you are 16 years old?
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #927 on: May 09, 2013, 12:28:42 PM »
I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #928 on: May 09, 2013, 12:29:47 PM »
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #929 on: May 09, 2013, 12:47:14 PM »
I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #930 on: May 09, 2013, 12:48:49 PM »
I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.

Twice daily flights out of your back yard, I don't even.
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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #931 on: May 09, 2013, 12:57:01 PM »
I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.

Twice daily flights out of your back yard, I don't even.
HE'S THE WORST!

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #932 on: May 09, 2013, 01:13:53 PM »
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

yeah that's super bossly

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #933 on: May 09, 2013, 01:16:46 PM »
Once I move away, I'll probably never come back to mhk, unless something weird happens, like my kids go to emaw u or something.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #934 on: May 09, 2013, 01:18:27 PM »
I think it's been about four years for me.

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #935 on: May 09, 2013, 02:41:47 PM »
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

yeah that's super bossly

Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #936 on: May 09, 2013, 02:45:16 PM »
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

yeah that's super bossly

Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.

also shame yourself because the monitor is also not a cpu

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #937 on: May 09, 2013, 02:52:41 PM »
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

yeah that's super bossly

Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.

also shame yourself because the monitor is also not a cpu

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #938 on: May 09, 2013, 04:09:15 PM »
Sorry, meant to say CPU Unit.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #939 on: May 09, 2013, 04:44:20 PM »
I bought a groupon for a restaurant in London.... Feel a little weird about that

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #940 on: May 14, 2013, 05:48:05 PM »
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #941 on: May 15, 2013, 06:30:18 AM »
I think it's been about four years for me.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #942 on: May 15, 2013, 12:48:18 PM »
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

where?  this will determine shame level.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #943 on: May 15, 2013, 12:58:33 PM »
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

where?  this will determine shame level.

it really doesn't matter, and you know that.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #944 on: May 15, 2013, 01:08:18 PM »
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

where?  this will determine shame level.

Broken Bow Lake.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #945 on: May 15, 2013, 01:28:38 PM »
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

where?  this will determine shame level.

it really doesn't matter, and you know that.

you're right, i just wanted to know where someone would actually find it worthy to vacation to in this awful state.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #946 on: May 15, 2013, 01:59:18 PM »
I think it's been about four years for me.

2008 Nebraska game

purple pants game?

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« Reply #947 on: May 16, 2013, 12:41:23 AM »
Well, Louisville was the first purple pants game. I think this was all purples.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #948 on: May 16, 2013, 10:34:24 AM »
I signed up for a pie eating contest so I could have a legit excuse to eat an entire chocolate pie in < five minutes.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #949 on: May 16, 2013, 10:38:22 AM »
Saw SD's fast food thread and had like a million food items come to mind.  :frown: