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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #725 on: April 15, 2013, 04:18:33 PM »
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Some people confuse shame and brilliance and I would put this into the brilliance category. 
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #726 on: April 15, 2013, 04:27:48 PM »
I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk.  It was my wife's sink not mine.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #727 on: April 15, 2013, 04:42:12 PM »
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #728 on: April 15, 2013, 04:46:50 PM »
I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk.  It was my wife's sink not mine.


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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #729 on: April 15, 2013, 04:57:37 PM »
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #730 on: April 15, 2013, 05:04:18 PM »
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #731 on: April 15, 2013, 05:07:57 PM »
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.

You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #732 on: April 15, 2013, 05:37:40 PM »
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.

You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.

Yeah, so? I still haven't gotten one.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #733 on: April 15, 2013, 06:16:16 PM »
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.

You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.

Yeah, so? I still haven't gotten one.

Buying stuff is the absolute worst. My old PS3 quit reading games a couple months ago. I went to Amazon, typed in "PS3" and was like "Welp, I guess I'm done with video games."
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #734 on: April 16, 2013, 12:04:28 AM »
Couple things...

Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.

If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #735 on: April 16, 2013, 12:27:44 AM »
I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk.  It was my wife's sink not mine.

Seems like a practical decision to me, perhaps well-grounded in logic. I cannot attribute shame to this.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #736 on: April 16, 2013, 12:51:28 AM »
Couple things...

Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.

If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.

eff you for waiting so long to watch Groundhog Day. But, the wine thing makes perfect sense.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #737 on: April 16, 2013, 06:52:10 AM »
Couple things...

Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.

If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.

eff you for waiting so long to watch Groundhog Day. But, the wine thing makes perfect sense.

I thought this was a safe place to talk about things we are ashamed of :cry:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #738 on: April 16, 2013, 07:23:50 AM »
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #739 on: April 16, 2013, 09:16:41 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #740 on: April 16, 2013, 09:21:12 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #741 on: April 16, 2013, 09:21:59 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #742 on: April 16, 2013, 09:50:22 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

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Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #743 on: April 16, 2013, 09:57:35 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

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Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #744 on: April 16, 2013, 10:01:38 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

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Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
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« Reply #745 on: April 16, 2013, 11:13:27 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

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Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.


Rounds to zero?
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #746 on: April 16, 2013, 11:18:50 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.


Rounds to zero?

If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #747 on: April 16, 2013, 11:22:27 AM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.


Rounds to zero?

If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.

I've been out of college for a while now, but wouldn't that summation make the total of the check infinity? I mean, you would be adding an infinite amount of fractions that approach zero, but they are all positive, nonzero numbers.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #748 on: April 16, 2013, 12:26:58 PM »
Wolfram alpha says the result is 0.002.
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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #749 on: April 16, 2013, 12:40:35 PM »
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.


Rounds to zero?

If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.

I've been out of college for a while now, but wouldn't that summation make the total of the check infinity? I mean, you would be adding an infinite amount of fractions that approach zero, but they are all positive, nonzero numbers.

That summation approaches 1, which cancels with the exponential. The remaining two tenths of a cent would be rounded to zero in a transaction.
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