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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #650 on: April 09, 2013, 09:44:54 AM »
Hour and a half late to work today  :facepalm:

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« Reply #651 on: April 09, 2013, 09:49:06 AM »
Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.

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« Reply #652 on: April 09, 2013, 09:51:47 AM »
Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.

Boss move, mocat.
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« Reply #653 on: April 09, 2013, 09:51:57 AM »
Hour and a half late to work today  :facepalm:

Because?  Elaborate on your shame.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #654 on: April 09, 2013, 09:53:16 AM »
Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.

Boss move, mocat.

If that's a boss move then I'm oscar Springsteen. 
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #655 on: April 09, 2013, 09:56:04 AM »
Hour and a half late to work today  :facepalm:

Because?  Elaborate on your shame.

Roommate is a huge michigan fan so we tore up aggieville last night, mushed my alarms this morning then was woken with a call from work. Made some excuse about lack of sleep from sunday night (kind of true).

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« Reply #656 on: April 09, 2013, 09:56:35 AM »
Gimme 3 beers and I'll pee on pretty much anything. Not ashamed of that.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #657 on: April 09, 2013, 09:58:06 AM »
Gimme 3 beers and I'll pee on pretty much anything. Not ashamed of that.

If it's not a public toilet that I use for bms then I'm pissing all over that thing. 
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« Reply #658 on: April 09, 2013, 10:03:43 AM »
I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.

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« Reply #659 on: April 09, 2013, 10:04:58 AM »
I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.

its a porta potty, dude. the seat was probably cleaner after you pissed all over it.

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« Reply #660 on: April 09, 2013, 10:15:52 AM »
I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.

its a porta potty, dude. the seat was probably cleaner after you pissed all over it.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #661 on: April 09, 2013, 10:24:40 AM »
Yeah you're right. I don't feel bad.  :D

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #662 on: April 11, 2013, 06:39:38 PM »
Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points.  Not a very productive day at the old office.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #663 on: April 11, 2013, 06:42:33 PM »
Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points.  Not a very productive day at the old office.

Don't you dare be ashamed of jamming with your friends all day. See ya in there tomorrow buddy  :billdance:

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« Reply #664 on: April 11, 2013, 06:43:19 PM »
Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points.  Not a very productive day at the old office.

Don't you dare be ashamed of jamming with your friends all day. See ya in there tomorrow buddy  :billdance:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #665 on: April 12, 2013, 09:06:58 AM »
Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks.  Accidentally replied all that I was already there.  rough ridin' Blackberry.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #666 on: April 12, 2013, 09:10:44 AM »
Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks.  Accidentally replied all that I was already there.  rough ridin' Blackberry.

Now known as the company perv.  Grats.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #667 on: April 12, 2013, 09:13:57 AM »
Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks.  Accidentally replied all that I was already there.  rough ridin' Blackberry.

Now known as the company perv.  Grats.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #668 on: April 12, 2013, 02:01:03 PM »
I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee.  Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at.  This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream.  I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.

In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director.  I know that he knows but can't talk about it.  Could be a long week next week.
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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #669 on: April 12, 2013, 02:03:07 PM »
I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee.  Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at.  This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream.  I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.

In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director.  I know that he knows but can't talk about it.  Could be a long week next week.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #670 on: April 12, 2013, 02:03:30 PM »
I accidentally read an OK Cat tweet.  Still trying to remember which one of you ballsacks retweeted it.   :curse:
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« Reply #671 on: April 12, 2013, 02:15:53 PM »
I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee.  Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at.  This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream.  I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.

In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director.  I know that he knows but can't talk about it.  Could be a long week next week.

tell us how much you sold your transformer collection for and how much you sold? : excited:

I only kept two Transformers (my first one my dad bought me and the last one my dad bought me before he died).  I sold it for 350k to an old friend from back in my Botcon days.  He valued the collection more than the person estimating the value (which I knew) so it was a decent deal all around for both of us.  He will give them a good home by selling them to good people. 
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #672 on: April 12, 2013, 02:21:33 PM »
holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #673 on: April 12, 2013, 02:24:00 PM »
i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them

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« Reply #674 on: April 12, 2013, 02:26:17 PM »
I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee.  Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at.  This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream.  I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.

In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director.  I know that he knows but can't talk about it.  Could be a long week next week.

tell us how much you sold your transformer collection for and how much you sold? : excited:

I only kept two Transformers (my first one my dad bought me and the last one my dad bought me before he died).  I sold it for 350k to an old friend from back in my Botcon days.  He valued the collection more than the person estimating the value (which I knew) so it was a decent deal all around for both of us.  He will give them a good home by selling them to good people.

That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:
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