Shame Yourself

[kslim]

CF3 house uses tons of paper towels and plates. Like all the time. 

when you have kids there is no other way to go about it

i guess mine would be smoking a cig for the first time in a couple of years yesterday

[chum1]

This thread has made me realize how little shame I have.  Perhaps I should have more?

[steve dave]

This thread has made me realize how little shame I have.  Perhaps I should have more?

take it to the binge thread

[0.42]

Having some serious machine gun farts this afternoon

[KSUblumpkin]

A month ago a delinquent came into my office and he had a breakthrough.  He said he was done with pot and gave me his stash.  I was legally obligated to turn it in (I left the kid's name out of course and gave it to the police as anonymous "donation" from a family member of a client).  My shame is not keeping the ganja for myself.

[slucat]

True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid.   

gross

 

Nope, baby 176 born during the amazing '10 basketball season run, was in cloth dipes full time, super cool.
As for a shame...i knew ku would beat us in manhattan, had a ticket, and didn't go.

[Emo EMAW]

So like 2/3's the way into a course for my MBA I have a perfect score.  Am totally blowing off the paper that's due tonight, will still get an A.  Might not even show up.

[Teddy_Westside]

Growing up I always just flung my dog's poop into the neighbors yard if I knew no one was looking.

  please tell me you threw it into Bill's yard! I liked Gary.

[Stupid Fitz]

On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. 

[8manpick]

I started drinking at 6:05 this morning








Oops wrong thread... Totally not ashamed of that

[SkinnyBenny]

I always, always order water in fast food restaurants and fill it up with pop and then walk out quickly and nervously. Someone asked me how long I'm going to do that and I promised her that I'll stop when I turn 30.   

[michigancat]

On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. 

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

[Kat Kid]

On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. 

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

Kids.  amiright?

[KSUblumpkin]

I was driving into work today and I was listening to the radio.  Taylor Swift came on and I said out loud: "Her music sucks, but I'd eff her."  A guy was looking into my car at that exact moment and probably thought I was singing in my car to an audible Taylor Swift.   

[Stupid Fitz]

On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. 

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.

Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.

[Emo EMAW]

A few years ago I was driving around listening to the radio.  Taylor Swift came on.  Red light and I was singing along.  Looked to my right and there was a teeny bopper singing the same song.  FML.

[michigancat]

On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. 

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.

Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.

But I want to shame you, too, though. I don't have to adhere to steve daves nazi thread rules if I don't rough ridin' feel like it.

[The Big Train]

Whenever I go to Chipotle and get guacamole on my burrito and they don't charge me for it, I never say anything. 

[steve dave]

don't be a son of a bitch rusty you bad person

[Cartierfor3]

I helped 4 people today by pushing their cars. Gave a stranger a ride, but then I just wanted to get home so I drove past some other stranded folks. 

[KSUblumpkin]

A few years ago I was driving around listening to the radio.  Taylor Swift came on.  Red light and I was singing along.  Looked to my right and there was a teeny bopper singing the same song.  FML.

Classic. 

[star seed 7]

when i was in reno a few weeks ago, twice in a row the dealer gave me 100 dollars for a 75 dollar bet.  i had just changed my bet from 4 x 25's to 3 x 25's and i guess she didn't notice.

she probably got docked 50 bucks because of that or something.

[michigancat]

don't be a son of a bitch rusty you bad person

I have also told people they had no reason to feel shame herr steve dave

[Katpappy]

I'm ashamed that I read all seven pages of this thread...at work. 

[Bloodfart]

On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. 

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.

Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.

But I want to shame you, too, though. I don't have to adhere to steve daves nazi thread rules if I don't rough ridin' feel like it.

Your opinion carries a lot of weight with the older folks.