Shame Yourself

[420seriouscat69]

I stick up for the umps a lot, because they get paid $15 an hour to hear glory day d bags bitch to them whether a guy man bunted or not. I'm a quick trigger when it comes to telling ppl to stfu when they're complaining about calls.

[Tobias]

sounds like it would've been amazing to watch, wacks

[420seriouscat69]

sounds like it would've been amazing to watch, wacks

I just wish it would have worked out. Called my shot and missed. 

[star seed 7]

What's a man bunt

[Phil Titola]

Live stream the next dodgeball match please.

[420seriouscat69]

What's a man bunt

Some guys try and Ichiro their kicks to 3rd base like a slap bunt. It's a judgement call whether the ump calls it a kick or a bunt and each team only gets two man bunts a game, because it's super easy to get on. This is a competitive league, so you have to understand, some of these guys travel on the weekend to play for $.

[star seed 7]

You're on a traveling, competitive kickball team? That's much more lol than your other post

[meow meow]

do better wacky.

the whole man bunt thing, why would you even allow 2?  assuming these guys wear baseball pants and eye black?

[Tobias]

yeah i figured this was just like slamming beers with bros and lady bros in the dugout and it got way too serious

[star seed 7]

yeah i figured this was just like slamming beers with bros and lady bros in the dugout and it got way too serious

Absolutely no shame in this scenario

[Cartierfor3]

Yeah but who is in the Final Four? You are not that smug turd

[420seriouscat69]

You're on a traveling, competitive kickball team? That's much more lol than your other post

I'm not. Some of the guys I play against are.

[420seriouscat69]

yeah i figured this was just like slamming beers with bros and lady bros in the dugout and it got way too serious

Absolutely no shame in this scenario

They pound brews and play hard. Work hard, play hard kind of thing. They're all in it to win it. Ppl scout out the most athletic girls around to field their teams. It's insane.

Yeah but who is in the Final Four? You are not that smug turd

That's freaking right, cf3!

[Cartierfor3]

WC what position do you play

[Tobias]

this kickball thing sounds way less fun than i was envisioning

[420seriouscat69]

WC what position do you play

3rd. It's the most active position with all the bunting. It's so strategic that the catcher (girl) alley oops bunts to me as I run fwd to throw them to first.

[Tobias]

now wacky is just making stuff up, there's no way this is real

[Cartierfor3]

now wacky is just making stuff up, there's no way this is real

I dunno man

Last night was the kickball playoffs and I play now. Not only do I play, but i'm kinda the guy, you know? Anyways, I was everything I use to make fun of as an umpire last night. To tell this story correctly, I'll share what happened before the altercation. I was running home on a bang-bang play to score and take the lead in the 3rd and I was out. I kinda side stepped the tag and fell down as the girl hit me with the ball. So the other team lol'd and told me I got trucked by a girl. Fast forward to the 5th inning and we go on a rally and take a 3-1 lead. Their catcher went out of their way to try and truck one of our players at the plate and then this dbag 3rd baseman started bitching to the ref that we interfered after we scored "WRONG"! Anyways, i'm next up to kick and i'm telling the dude to stfu. He then replies back to me: "At least I didn't get trucked by a girl"! I then IRL melted down and pointed at him like babe ruth and said: "Be ready for this kick bitch! It's coming at you!" I then kicked 3 line drives foul towards 3rd base and struck out. 

We won tho. Final 4 next week!

[420seriouscat69]

I mean it's fun, don't get me wrong. We have like 4 ppl on the team that go smoke it up in between games. It's just that everyone is playing juiced up on booze and other crap and tempers flare.

[star seed 7]

So the catcher pitches on bunts? How do they know you're bunting?

[420seriouscat69]

It's obvious when ppl are bunting. They barely tap it. The catcher runs up on bunts and tosses it to the 3rd baseman so they can make the throw. Sorry Mrs. gooch, but the guy usually has the better arm so it's a strategy.

[SdK]

So the catcher pitches on bunts? How do they know you're bunting?

Seriously? I'd imagine the catcher tossed the bunt to Wacky because he has a better angle and arm.

[420seriouscat69]

So the catcher pitches on bunts? How do they know you're bunting?

Seriously? I'd imagine the catcher tossed the bunt to Wacky because he has a better angle and arm.

You got it

[star seed 7]

I read it wrong, I thought wackycat08 was the bunter

[Cartierfor3]

WC after you get an out on a man bunt you ever pull this one out of the tool bag?