Shame Yourself

[deputy dawg]

I mowed a lawn on a tropical island this summer, and didn't get all the coconuts picked up--hit one with the mower and bent the drive shaft   

[ksupamplemousse]

I mowed a lawn on a tropical island this summer, and didn't get all the coconuts picked up--hit one with the mower and bent the drive shaft   

I'm not sure you should be ashamed of mowing lawns on a tropical island. Sounds pretty great to me. That coconut had it coming.

[puniraptor]

i just tried to make a sock account but was quickly thwarted by the need to make a new email (and that AUP, rite???)

[Tobias]

i think i made a fake indiana merv once on twitter but i can't remember why

[bones129]

i just tried to make a sock account but was quickly thwarted by the need to make a new email (and that AUP, rite???)

Why do you want to sock this site? Just askin'   

[puniraptor]

i just tried to make a sock account but was quickly thwarted by the need to make a new email (and that AUP, rite???)

Why do you want to sock this site? Just askin'   

business venture. patent pending. seeking investors.

[EMAWmeister]

I've never had anything to post in the brag about some stud thing thread 

[The Big Train]

I've never had anything to post in the brag about some stud thing thread 

you were the only one who "got" my freaky friday thread 

[EMAWmeister]

I've never had anything to post in the brag about some stud thing thread 

you were the only one who "got" my freaky friday thread 

It was a great idea for a friday thread, I just hate heights.

[sonofdaxjones]

Just IM'd someone I didn't get an email . . . forgot to click back to inbox after looking for something in a folder, didn't notice the little "new mail" pop up down in the trey.   

[star seed 7]

woke up before 9am on both saturday and sunday this weekend 

[Tobias]

woke up before 9am on both saturday and sunday this weekend 

that's what happens when you become a huge tottenham fan, sorry bro

[star seed 7]

a tie.... are you rough ridin' kidding me?  with scrubs like arsenal?  we should just kill ourselves 'bias

[Tobias]

between that and charlie dub it's been a pretty shameful weekend

[Asteriskhead]

woke up before 9am on both saturday and sunday this weekend 

i greatly enjoyed tailgating with you and i am glad that you got to experience a cats' handegg win w/ the prince.

[Benja]

Wore a beanie with a t-shirt when it was 81 degrees yesterday

[star seed 7]

woke up before 9am on both saturday and sunday this weekend 

i greatly enjoyed tailgating with you and i am glad that you got to experience a cats' handegg win w/ the prince.

Rumblings of a continuation next week 

[The Big Train]

i ate taco bell for two different meals yesterday and didnt realize it until i finished the second meal 

[michigancat]

It took me about 33 years before I realized I could say "arrive" instead of "get there". Same with "enter" instead of "go into"

[Mrs. Gooch]

It took me about 33 years before I realized I could say "arrive" instead of "get there". Same with "enter" instead of "go into"

I don't know why this is making me so much, but it is.

[Spracne]

It took me about 33 years before I realized I could say "arrive" instead of "get there". Same with "enter" instead of "go into"

I know I sound like a millionaire when I'm playing sticks with my bros and I yell, " Arrive....ARRIVE...ENTER THE HOLE."

[slobber]

It took me about 33 years before I realized I could say "arrive" instead of "get there". Same with "enter" instead of "go into"

I don't know why this is making me so much, but it is.

I'm thinking of these terms in a sexual situation and it is making me


Gonna win 'em all!

[puniraptor]

i spit my gum into the urinal.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I never feel the earthquakes that keep happening.

[Emo EMAW]

i spit my gum into the urinal.

For a half second I thought "why is he on Tapatalk while he pees?"