I don't know how to rate all of my shame, whether or not to break it up into multiple posts or what, but I'm just going to through it all out there at once.
One day this week I went to McDonalds for lunch. I went through the drive thru and ordered a #4 (double qp with cheese). While costing up to the first window, I decided to pay with cash. I started to count the exact change from the coins in my ash tray. I slightly rear ended the car in front of me. I paid with cash/change. The gal in front of me got out to confirm there was no damage (there wasn't, it was just a little bumper tap). I are all of the meal.
Gonna win 'em all!