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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1700 on: May 30, 2014, 04:09:03 PM »
I got promoted at the ole salt mine and my time has evaporated.  I finally had a free hour (first one in a long long time and checked GE).  I am back home friends.

did you marry that girl

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« Reply #1701 on: May 30, 2014, 04:13:42 PM »
I got promoted at the ole salt mine and my time has evaporated.  I finally had a free hour (first one in a long long time and checked GE).  I am back home friends.

did you marry that girl

Nope.  It ended real bad!  I did find a new lady that is super chill and not crazy.  It's a solid combination.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1702 on: May 30, 2014, 04:14:35 PM »
I thought you may have died. 
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1703 on: May 30, 2014, 04:17:31 PM »
I thought you may have died.

i thought you may have just woken up

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« Reply #1704 on: May 30, 2014, 04:23:28 PM »
I thought you may have died.

i thought you may have just woken up

Wow...that is pretty deep for a Friday!  Nope...I am alive.  Insert Pearl Jam "Alive" reference here_____________.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1705 on: June 01, 2014, 10:05:39 PM »
This morning I weighed my lowest weight of 2014. So for dinner I had chips and guac, 2 burgers, 2 hot dogs, 4 beers, fruit salad, and 3 sugar cookies. Pretty much guaranteed that tomorrow I'll be right back up there.

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« Reply #1706 on: June 01, 2014, 10:11:56 PM »
This morning I weighed my lowest weight of 2014. So for dinner I had chips and guac, 2 burgers, 2 hot dogs, 4 beers, fruit salad, and 3 sugar cookies. Pretty much guaranteed that tomorrow I'll be right back up there.

you were just being a great pal, buddy. you're bitb at being a great pal. and there's no shame in that  :D
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1707 on: June 02, 2014, 08:15:36 AM »
Hey Blump are things cool with your neighbor?

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1708 on: June 02, 2014, 08:24:33 AM »
my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....


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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1709 on: June 02, 2014, 08:25:59 AM »
my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....

Did you tell your wife?

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« Reply #1710 on: June 02, 2014, 08:34:42 AM »
my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....

Did you tell your wife?

of course, i had to find out where the new blades were, i need a map just to find her stuff in her bathroom

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« Reply #1711 on: June 02, 2014, 08:39:54 AM »
my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....

Did you tell your wife?

of course, i had to find out where the new blades were, i need a map just to find her stuff in her bathroom

Oh I thought you meant that you just grabbed your wife's razor out of the shower that she currently had in rotation.

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« Reply #1712 on: June 02, 2014, 08:51:40 AM »
my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....

Did you tell your wife?

of course, i had to find out where the new blades were, i need a map just to find her stuff in her bathroom

Oh I thought you meant that you just grabbed your wife's razor out of the shower that she currently had in rotation.
no. i would have posted in the kill myself thread had i done that.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1713 on: June 02, 2014, 09:17:08 AM »
I went to "bed" at 5:30 Saturday after #brunchpak

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1714 on: June 02, 2014, 12:41:48 PM »
I got promoted at the ole salt mine and my time has evaporated.  I finally had a free hour (first one in a long long time and checked GE).  I am back home friends.

still got poster of the week, tho.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #1715 on: June 02, 2014, 03:28:27 PM »
Hey Blump are things cool with your neighbor?

The neighbor and I are still fishing together.  I did say his daughter was nuts and he said: "why do you think she is still single"?  Touche buddy.  I moved to a new house so I don't get to see him too often anymore.  The new neighbors I have a pretty weird though.  I found a pair of used undies (with light skid mark adorning the under carriage) in the middle of my sidewalk the other day.  Must be some type of neighborhood hazing?  I'll investigate further.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1716 on: June 02, 2014, 03:58:48 PM »
I went to "bed" at 5:30 Saturday after #brunchpak
I was 8pm, but I worked till 1pm.  :cheers:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1717 on: June 02, 2014, 04:17:58 PM »
I ate a Totino's Party Pizza last night.  There was no party.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1718 on: June 02, 2014, 04:25:25 PM »
got drunk at a golf tourney Friday and ate 4 microwave burritos during the round (sponsor was a frozen food company), although in my defense the last one was purely to "wash down" the bug I accidentally inhaled while talking and driving the cart. 

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1719 on: June 02, 2014, 04:26:46 PM »
I ate a Totino's Party Pizza last night.  There was no party.

Did you squirt easy cheese on it and then roll it up like a burrito?
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1720 on: June 02, 2014, 04:27:56 PM »
I went to "bed" at 5:30 Saturday after #brunchpak
I was 8pm, but I worked till 1pm.  :cheers:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1721 on: June 03, 2014, 07:53:51 PM »
I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1722 on: June 03, 2014, 08:08:29 PM »
I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1723 on: June 03, 2014, 08:24:05 PM »
I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport

Took me a moment  :lol:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #1724 on: June 03, 2014, 08:44:00 PM »
I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport
sorry bro.