Shame Yourself

[star seed 7]

i've never been inside drinx.  what's it like?

[puniraptor]

i've never been inside drinx.  what's it like?

it is exactly like Blade II

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

it looks a lot like a chuck-e-cheese except without all the arcade games, puppet shows, pizza and kids running around and it has a stripper pole.

[Stevesie60]

i've never been inside drinx.  what's it like?

it is exactly like Blade II

[ben ji]

I went fishing today for about 3 hours and left the lights on in my car.

Came back and the battery was dead, car wouldn't start...In fact the battery was so dead that the automatic unlock wouldnt work so I had to use the key to unlock it...somehow this sets off my car alarm....The car wont turn over so the alarm just keeps going off.

I was at a park area and there were some baseball teams practicing but I decided to just call my parents for a jump since they live about 15 minutes away...

I disconnect the battery cables to stop the alarm then realize that I have locked my keys and cell phone inside the car.

eff. Gonna have to have the parents drive me back to my house to get the spare key then drive back to jump the car.

Then I realized that my trunk was still open and you can fold the backseat down to access the inside of the car! The opening is pretty small (Think 1 "seat" of a Toyota Corrola) but I'm confident in my athletic ability....I move some stuff around then army crawl through the trunk and into the backseat! YES! CAR UNLOCKED!

As I'm getting out I see one of the coaches coming up to check me out and make sure I'm not stealing a car in broad daylight....explain everything and give him a sheepish grin.

Parents show up about 5 minutes later and give me a jump. Then I had some chinese buffet on the way home  .

[puniraptor]

Cease and abort.

[Asteriskhead]

it looks a lot like a chuck-e-cheese except without all the arcade games, puppet shows, pizza and kids running around and it has a stripper pole.

not anymore, but there used to be a metric crap-ton of them (like 4).

[puniraptor]

just ate 10 reese's eggs

[Tobias]

whenever puni bumps this thread i assume he's forgotten his belt again

[raquetcat]

just ate 10 reese's eggs

I was going to you, but this is a judgement free zone and all

[OK_Cat]

just saw a story about a dying dad walking down an aisle with his young/unwed daughter before he dies.  THIRD ONE THIS WEEK.

Find something new and original to do, loser dying people.

[Asteriskhead]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

[Tobias]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

were you in diapers, young man?

[TownieCat]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

 

[Asteriskhead]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

were you in diapers, young man?

I'm young, but I'm not that young.

[Asteriskhead]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

 

it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.

[Mr Bread]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

 

it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.

I've been banned from a few Illinois boards.  No porn though. 

[CNS]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

 

it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.

I've been banned from a few Illinois boards.  No porn though.

Sounds like dragon ball z and basically all Illinois boards need to take a deep look at themselves and figure out why they are such horrible entities and get that crap turned around.

[Asteriskhead]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

 

it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.

I've been banned from a few Illinois boards.  No porn though.

Sounds like dragon ball z and basically all Illinois boards need to take a deep look at themselves and figure out why they are such horrible entities and get that crap turned around.

young mh was the one in the wrong. i don't know about bread's situation, though.

[Emo EMAW]

I got banned from a rebel board created to harbor all the banned souls from a more mainstream board.  I was a cofounder. 

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[Mr Bread]

I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.

 

it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.

I've been banned from a few Illinois boards.  No porn though.

Sounds like dragon ball z and basically all Illinois boards need to take a deep look at themselves and figure out why they are such horrible entities and get that crap turned around.

young mh was the one in the wrong. i don't know about bread's situation, though.

I posted just like I post here and got banned almost immediately on all of them.  They are awful.  One banned me because a mod figured out I posted here and didn't like it.  I didn't even use the account to post there just to keep up on Illini news, but some dorks linked this board and it was my same Mr Bread name.  I rough ridin' hate that guy.  I guess the protocol is you must be jerking off all your fellow posters and Illinois at all times or else.  It makes me really dislike Illinois fans mostly.  They're just bad people.

[star seed 7]

sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings

[Mr Bread]

sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings

I think that's mostly because the mods are generally power-tripping dorkstore little dick loser life haters irl.  Terrible people with absolutely nothing else going for them and the tiniest of peens.  Sad really. 

[star seed 7]

sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings

I think that's mostly because the mods are generally power-tripping dorkstore little dick loser life haters irl.  Terrible people with absolutely nothing else going for them and the tiniest of peens.  Sad really.

yup, just look at daris

[TownieCat]