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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1725 on: June 04, 2013, 03:36:22 PM »
Wichita State is a small time garbage commuter school with no money.  At least SC overpaid Frank and its in the SEC.

wichita state pays their baseball coach twice as much as we pay ours.

The difference being that WSU has to try and make money on baseball, otherwise it's all on basketball.  Cue enraged ShockerNet meltdown about K-State sucking on the major conference teat.   Hey man, had WSU not pussed out, had they decided to bite the bullet like K-State did, they may actually be in Louisville type situation.   But they rely so much on local corporate largesse for everything and there was no stomach for football.


I thought their entire football program died in a plane crash.



the plane went down in '70, the program didn't go away until '86... and word has it, they could still beat ku with commuter students after 2 weeks practice.
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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1726 on: June 04, 2013, 04:09:19 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

This times four billion.  Keep those booze sales going, and you'll see baseball out-earn women's basketball in a rough ridin' heart beat.

I'd cut Deb's salary in half and give that cash to Hill.

It's ridiculous that we're paying her that much money.
Agree, I would of use all those laptop, mean to the straight ones rumors to negotiate a buyout and hire one of the former local players for $250K

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1727 on: June 04, 2013, 04:28:14 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

This times four billion.  Keep those booze sales going, and you'll see baseball out-earn women's basketball in a rough ridin' heart beat.

I'd cut Deb's salary in half and give that cash to Hill.

It's ridiculous that we're paying her that much money.
Agree, I would of use all those laptop, mean to the straight ones rumors to negotiate a buyout and hire one of the former local players for $250K

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1728 on: June 04, 2013, 04:38:15 PM »
i had a pat summit 4 ksu shirt but i forgot where i put it
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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1729 on: June 04, 2013, 04:46:20 PM »
i had a pat summit 4 ksu shirt but i forgot where i put it

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1730 on: June 04, 2013, 04:51:16 PM »
Solutions:

Have Tim Fitzgerald make up a story about a K-State Women's Basketball Sex Scandal    :surprised:

Fire Deb Patterson     :emawkid:

Hire Gary Patterson as Women's Basketball Coach/ Football Head Coach in Waiting. In exchange for Tim making up the story, we give him the breaking news on Gary Patterson being hired!!       :cheers:

Then we don't have to worry about baseball because we will have football covered for the next 15-25 years!!!!     :ksu:
Hire Brad Underwood Now!!!!!!

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1731 on: June 04, 2013, 05:02:10 PM »
Hill's success couldn't have come at a better time. Stephenson is out at WSU so he should be able to use that as leverage and get himself a nice raise.

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1732 on: June 04, 2013, 05:04:31 PM »
Hill's success couldn't have come at a better time. Stephenson is out at WSU so he should be able to use that as leverage and get himself a nice raise.

Could be, as long as WSU shows some interest in Brad. Eric Wedge, member of the 1989 WSU CWS championship team, and WSU hero, is reportedly on the hot seat as the Seattle Mariners' manager. Wouldn't be surprised to see them take a run at Wedge if he gets axed.

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1733 on: June 04, 2013, 05:05:27 PM »
Hill's success couldn't have come at a better time. Stephenson is out at WSU so he should be able to use that as leverage and get himself a nice raise.

 If I was a Big 12 AD and someone tried to use WSU as leverage against me for a raise, I would  :lol: and offer him an extension for less than he is making now.

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1734 on: June 04, 2013, 05:47:47 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

This times four billion.  Keep those booze sales going, and you'll see baseball out-earn women's basketball in a rough ridin' heart beat.

I'd cut Deb's salary in half and give that cash to Hill.

It's ridiculous that we're paying her that much money.
Agree, I would of use all those laptop, mean to the straight ones rumors to negotiate a buyout and hire one of the former local players for $250K

#LaurieKoehn4KSU

#ClaireCoggins4KSU    :love: :love: :love:

I am going to a wedding with Claire this weekend... I will let her know we are starting the campaign

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1735 on: June 04, 2013, 05:48:38 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

This times four billion.  Keep those booze sales going, and you'll see baseball out-earn women's basketball in a rough ridin' heart beat.

I'd cut Deb's salary in half and give that cash to Hill.

It's ridiculous that we're paying her that much money.
Agree, I would of use all those laptop, mean to the straight ones rumors to negotiate a buyout and hire one of the former local players for $250K

#LaurieKoehn4KSU

#ClaireCoggins4KSU    :love: :love: :love:

I am going to a wedding with Claire this weekend... I will let her know we are starting the campaign

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1736 on: June 04, 2013, 05:52:17 PM »
Oh man, Claire is a naughty girl. :fatty:

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1737 on: June 04, 2013, 05:55:15 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

This times four billion.  Keep those booze sales going, and you'll see baseball out-earn women's basketball in a rough ridin' heart beat.

I'd cut Deb's salary in half and give that cash to Hill.

It's ridiculous that we're paying her that much money.
Agree, I would of use all those laptop, mean to the straight ones rumors to negotiate a buyout and hire one of the former local players for $250K

#LaurieKoehn4KSU

#ClaireCoggins4KSU    :love: :love: :love:

I am going to a wedding with Claire this weekend... I will let her know we are starting the campaign

#Fanningbrag

Her gf is going too though :(

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1738 on: June 04, 2013, 05:57:34 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

This times four billion.  Keep those booze sales going, and you'll see baseball out-earn women's basketball in a rough ridin' heart beat.

I'd cut Deb's salary in half and give that cash to Hill.

It's ridiculous that we're paying her that much money.
Agree, I would of use all those laptop, mean to the straight ones rumors to negotiate a buyout and hire one of the former local players for $250K

#LaurieKoehn4KSU

#ClaireCoggins4KSU    :love: :love: :love:

I am going to a wedding with Claire this weekend... I will let her know we are starting the campaign

#Fanningbrag

Her gf is going too though :(

Did you just out Claire Coggins?

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1739 on: June 04, 2013, 05:57:55 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

This times four billion.  Keep those booze sales going, and you'll see baseball out-earn women's basketball in a rough ridin' heart beat.

I'd cut Deb's salary in half and give that cash to Hill.

It's ridiculous that we're paying her that much money.
Agree, I would of use all those laptop, mean to the straight ones rumors to negotiate a buyout and hire one of the former local players for $250K

#LaurieKoehn4KSU

#ClaireCoggins4KSU    :love: :love: :love:

I am going to a wedding with Claire this weekend... I will let her know we are starting the campaign

Let her know ERII is single, good looking and smells good too  :fatty:

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1740 on: June 04, 2013, 05:58:50 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

This times four billion.  Keep those booze sales going, and you'll see baseball out-earn women's basketball in a rough ridin' heart beat.

I'd cut Deb's salary in half and give that cash to Hill.

It's ridiculous that we're paying her that much money.
Agree, I would of use all those laptop, mean to the straight ones rumors to negotiate a buyout and hire one of the former local players for $250K

#LaurieKoehn4KSU

#ClaireCoggins4KSU    :love: :love: :love:

I am going to a wedding with Claire this weekend... I will let her know we are starting the campaign

#Fanningbrag

Her gf is going too though :(

Did you just out Claire Coggins?

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1741 on: June 04, 2013, 05:59:59 PM »
sorry ERII

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1742 on: June 04, 2013, 06:09:02 PM »
No one is outing Claire. It was well known besides hooking up with Ian Campbell, she also use to drive down to Norman cause she was seeing OU's wbb pg/guard.

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« Reply #1744 on: June 04, 2013, 06:15:15 PM »
No one is outing Claire. It was well known besides hooking up with Ian Campbell, she also use to drive down to Norman cause she was seeing OU's wbb pg/guard.

Yeah thought that was public information.

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1746 on: June 04, 2013, 08:44:42 PM »
No one is outing Claire. It was well known besides hooking up with Ian Campbell, she also use to drive down to Norman cause she was seeing OU's wbb pg/guard.

Yeah thought that was public information.

Anybody know if she let's dudes join in the fun.... or at least watch?

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1747 on: June 04, 2013, 09:44:56 PM »
I think the first thing we need to spend money on is a boozepark behind the outfield like WSU has

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KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1748 on: June 04, 2013, 09:56:59 PM »
No one is outing Claire. It was well known besides hooking up with Ian Campbell, she also use to drive down to Norman cause she was seeing OU's wbb pg/guard.

Yeah thought that was public information.

Anybody know if she let's dudes join in the fun.... or at least watch?

 :excited:

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Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:
« Reply #1749 on: June 04, 2013, 10:47:37 PM »
If Deb can get $1mill, Brad surely deserves $300k.

Deb makes 1mil?

Are you rough ridin' serious?

Fire Deb, hire a new filly for 500K, Raise Hill to 500k and save cash.

Shut the eff up