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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3275 on: November 14, 2013, 09:30:10 AM »
omg i really hope that isnt a parody one

i'm assuming it's just trying to be racist but still kinda not very good

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« Reply #3276 on: November 14, 2013, 09:31:47 AM »
omg i really hope that isnt a parody one

i'm assuming it's just trying to be racist but still kinda not very good

What's the racist angle?  Everyone but Asians are bad at math?

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« Reply #3277 on: November 14, 2013, 09:32:19 AM »
omg i really hope that isnt a parody one

i'm assuming it's just trying to be racist but still kinda not very good

What's the racist angle?  Everyone but Asians are bad at math?

the people vs citizens angle

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3278 on: November 20, 2013, 11:18:57 AM »

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« Reply #3279 on: November 20, 2013, 11:21:22 AM »
Why is the Muslim shooting dice? Also, curious as to the role of the monkey.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3280 on: November 20, 2013, 11:40:10 AM »
SORCERY!

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« Reply #3281 on: November 20, 2013, 11:56:56 AM »
I almost thought this one was a fake but now I'm not so sure.

http://blessedcause.org/

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3283 on: November 20, 2013, 12:03:33 PM »


Any idea what fistgate is?
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« Reply #3284 on: November 20, 2013, 12:07:53 PM »
Nvm, it was in the article.

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In Massachusetts, students as young as 12 were instructed in a conference on how to "fist" by state employees. Included in the lesson were homosexual oral sex techniques, inserting one’s entire hand in someone else’s rectum, sado-masochism techniques, girls using "dildos" and rubbing their sex organs together for pleasure, and much more. Parents were outraged. The conference was defended by Kevin Jennings of GLSEN who was later appointed by Pres. Obama to run the Office of SAFE & Drug Free Schools in the US Department of Education!
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« Reply #3285 on: November 20, 2013, 12:17:27 PM »
I almost thought this one was a fake but now I'm not so sure.

http://blessedcause.org/
i went there immediately and had a post typed up saying that it was satire but then i spent another 10 minutes there and couldn't decide.

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« Reply #3286 on: November 20, 2013, 12:20:57 PM »
I think it's real.  Did you guys read the t rex one?

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« Reply #3287 on: November 20, 2013, 12:53:55 PM »
How awesome would it have been to shower with the girls in the high school locker room! This law needs to be national.  Not sure how it would be to have the lesbians in the boys shower, though. They would probably make fun of size and snapped towels.

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« Reply #3288 on: November 20, 2013, 03:39:46 PM »
Nvm, it was in the article.

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In Massachusetts, students as young as 12 were instructed in a conference on how to "fist" by state employees. Included in the lesson were homosexual oral sex techniques, inserting one’s entire hand in someone else’s rectum, sado-masochism techniques, girls using "dildos" and rubbing their sex organs together for pleasure, and much more. Parents were outraged. The conference was defended by Kevin Jennings of GLSEN who was later appointed by Pres. Obama to run the Office of SAFE & Drug Free Schools in the US Department of Education!

That sounds awfully made up

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« Reply #3289 on: November 20, 2013, 04:59:58 PM »
Nvm, it was in the article.

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In Massachusetts, students as young as 12 were instructed in a conference on how to "fist" by state employees. Included in the lesson were homosexual oral sex techniques, inserting one’s entire hand in someone else’s rectum, sado-masochism techniques, girls using "dildos" and rubbing their sex organs together for pleasure, and much more. Parents were outraged. The conference was defended by Kevin Jennings of GLSEN who was later appointed by Pres. Obama to run the Office of SAFE & Drug Free Schools in the US Department of Education!

That sounds awfully made up

Here is an affidavit from someone that attended the conference AKA "Fistgate"  :D. Could be all made up.

http://www.massresistance.org/docs/issues/fistgate/affidavit.html

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« Reply #3290 on: November 20, 2013, 05:39:04 PM »
so kids asked questions, and teachers answered without guilt or condemnation.  how horrible...  :jerk:
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« Reply #3291 on: November 20, 2013, 06:36:50 PM »
Guys, I went to HS in KS.  Our health teacher was a coach who was only a teacher so he could coach bb.  Any way, he brought his non-teacher wife in for a day and split the class by gender. She w girls, he w guys.  She told all girls that guys are all assholes only out to get in girls pants.  He told us all about how girls are super awesome until they get the ring and how he used to get handies under tables etc but it all stopped when she said yes.

Sex ed!

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3292 on: November 20, 2013, 06:56:46 PM »
Sounds like more fun than coloring fallopian tubes. Yep. Good old Wellington Junior High.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3293 on: November 20, 2013, 07:18:27 PM »
Why is the Muslim shooting dice? Also, curious as to the role of the monkey.
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« Reply #3294 on: November 22, 2013, 02:00:48 PM »
Why is the Muslim shooting dice? Also, curious as to the role of the monkey.
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That was my thought, but Scopes Monkey trial reference seems pretty unbelievable for a group that thinks militant homosexuals and sorcery are things.

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« Reply #3297 on: November 22, 2013, 11:03:04 PM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3298 on: November 22, 2013, 11:07:51 PM »
 :eek: hillary one

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« Reply #3299 on: November 25, 2013, 10:28:23 AM »