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Quote from: seven on July 12, 2013, 05:45:42 PMThis one actually makes sense.Love these
This one actually makes sense.
The 1957 one was my favorite. 1957 is such a random year, and model airplane paint bottles? WTF?
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QuoteCampinas (IN 2005)In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk,went to pick up a friend.....The mother accompanied her to the car and wasso worried about the drunkenness of her friendsand she said to the daughter holding her hand,who was already seated in the car:'My Daughter, Go With God And May He ProtectYou.'She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In TheTrunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full 'Hours later, news came by that they had beeninvolved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,the car could not be recognized what type ofcar it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk wasintact.The police said there was no way the trunk couldhave remained intact. To their surprise, insidethe trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Campinas (IN 2005)In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk,went to pick up a friend.....The mother accompanied her to the car and wasso worried about the drunkenness of her friendsand she said to the daughter holding her hand,who was already seated in the car:'My Daughter, Go With God And May He ProtectYou.'She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In TheTrunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full 'Hours later, news came by that they had beeninvolved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,the car could not be recognized what type ofcar it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk wasintact.The police said there was no way the trunk couldhave remained intact. To their surprise, insidethe trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
"Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."
Is that dude from your hometown? Town drunk?
