Author Topic: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People (Read 2849341 times)

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2200 on:** July 12, 2013, 01:04:02 PM »

Is it too late for this post? Or maybe just early for next year?

Kat Kid · « **Reply #2201 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:02:04 PM »

Does anyone know hebrew? Felix? emo? intern?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2202 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:03:30 PM »

post the hebrew and i will translate, kk

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2203 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:08:45 PM »

I know a Hebrew.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2204 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:09:25 PM »

i know a Shebrew

Kat Kid · « **Reply #2205 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:29:24 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on July 12, 2013, 02:03:30 PM

post the hebrew and i will translate, kk

last page.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2206 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 12, 2013, 08:53:01 AM

Not sure what this says, but I'm guessing it is political.

it says "Local American Football fans gather before they travel to Manhattan, KS, to watch the best American Football team in America play at LHC Bill Snyder's Family's football stadium facility. "Go Wild Cats!," Said local fan Ahmad Mahadhdgsar."

Also has a facebook link for the local catbacker club.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #2207 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:42:51 PM »

felix rex · « **Reply #2208 on:** July 12, 2013, 03:09:57 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 12, 2013, 02:02:04 PM

Does anyone know hebrew? Felix? emo? intern?

I don't know it at all. But I'll get you a translation.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #2209 on:** July 12, 2013, 03:14:12 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on July 12, 2013, 02:40:36 PM

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 12, 2013, 08:53:01 AM
Not sure what this says, but I'm guessing it is political.

it says "Local American Football fans gather before they travel to Manhattan, KS, to watch the best American Football team in America play at LHC Bill Snyder's Family's football stadium facility. "Go Wild Cats!," Said local fan Ahmad Mahadhdgsar."

Also has a facebook link for the local catbacker club.

That's a QR code that leads to goEMAW.com!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2210 on:** July 12, 2013, 05:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 12, 2013, 01:04:02 PM

Is it too late for this post? Or maybe just early for next year?

This one actually makes sense.

mocat · « **Reply #2211 on:** July 12, 2013, 06:52:25 PM »

Quote from: seven on July 12, 2013, 05:45:42 PM

This one actually makes sense.

Love these

steve dave · « **Reply #2212 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:31:49 PM »

obama hating 20 something truck driver who's only original and BITB:

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What is Obama doing lately
whOring himself
Blaming republicans
Attacking christen values
Mutilating the constitution
Assassinating American economy

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It seems to me that the only ones who really hate the freedoms set before us by the constitution, are the currant administration. Just remember that before we as a nation won our independence from England. We were not taxed as much, we didn't have as many invasive gov. Programs, and colonies did not get spied on collectively. So why are we taking this. I can't answer for you but maybe call your senator up and say Impeach Obama or get out of Washington

new guy:

these are all within the last 3 hours fwiw

Tobias · « **Reply #2213 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:36:56 PM »

oh, that crazy cooter!

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2214 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:40:07 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 12, 2013, 09:31:49 PM

Weird, in the 15 years I've lived in Texas I've never seen that welcome sign.

Tobias · « **Reply #2215 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:43:35 PM »

Quote from: CFoD on July 12, 2013, 09:40:07 PM

Weird, in the 15 years I've lived in Texas I've never seen that welcome sign.

well have you at least killed someone back?

michigancat · « **Reply #2216 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:58:25 PM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2217 on:** July 12, 2013, 10:03:07 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 12, 2013, 09:43:35 PM

Quote from: CFoD on July 12, 2013, 09:40:07 PM
Weird, in the 15 years I've lived in Texas I've never seen that welcome sign.

well have you at least killed someone back?

Not yet. I hope to someday.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2218 on:** July 12, 2013, 10:03:26 PM »

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HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2013 - Sad, but true

Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack..
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2013 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2013 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. They are also required to attend six weeks of anger management therapy.

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2013 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2013 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2013 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2013 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot read & write English.

Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2013 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2013 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

This should hit every Facebook timeline to show how stupid we have become ! ! !

steve dave · « **Reply #2219 on:** July 12, 2013, 10:04:34 PM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2220 on:** July 12, 2013, 10:06:46 PM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2221 on:** July 12, 2013, 10:07:37 PM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2222 on:** July 12, 2013, 10:09:19 PM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2223 on:** July 12, 2013, 10:10:20 PM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2224 on:** July 12, 2013, 10:11:27 PM »