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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #201 on: February 21, 2013, 10:43:14 AM »
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« Reply #202 on: February 21, 2013, 10:47:34 AM »
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« Reply #203 on: February 21, 2013, 12:34:44 PM »
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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #204 on: February 21, 2013, 02:59:03 PM »
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A Liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and replied, ‘4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.’

"Wrong. It’s been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now."

The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalkboard. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times, and Jesus Christ showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.

And that student was Ronald Reagan.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #205 on: February 21, 2013, 03:00:36 PM »
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A Liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and replied, ‘4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.’

"Wrong. It’s been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now."

The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalkboard. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times, and Jesus Christ showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.

And that student was Ronald Reagan.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #206 on: February 21, 2013, 03:01:06 PM »
your pictures aren't showing up steve dave.
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« Reply #207 on: February 21, 2013, 03:04:19 PM »
your pictures aren't showing up steve dave.

anyone else see them?
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« Reply #208 on: February 21, 2013, 03:05:18 PM »
don't be embarrassed, everyone knows you're drunk right now.
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« Reply #210 on: February 21, 2013, 03:06:37 PM »
your pictures aren't showing up steve dave.

anyone else see them?

Yeah......ON OPPOSITE DAY!!! :lol:

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« Reply #211 on: February 21, 2013, 03:07:06 PM »
i see them just fine, stevedave.

looks like we have a dumbass convention in here

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« Reply #212 on: February 21, 2013, 03:09:20 PM »

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« Reply #213 on: February 21, 2013, 03:10:18 PM »
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A Liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and replied, ‘4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.’

"Wrong. It’s been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now."

The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalkboard. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times, and Jesus Christ showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.

And that student was Ronald Reagan.

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« Reply #214 on: February 21, 2013, 03:10:30 PM »
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« Reply #215 on: February 21, 2013, 05:26:11 PM »

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WHY DIDN'T THE MEDIA CARRY THIS STORY?

On September 13, 2012, the Dept of Homeland Security graduated its first class of FEMA Corps youth, aka the Homeland Youth. Image courtesy of DHS.gov.

The federal government calls them FEMA Corps. But they conjure up memories of the Hitler Youth of 1930’s Germany . Regardless of their name, Obama’s Dept of Homeland Security has just graduated its first class of 231 Homeland Youth! Kids, aged 18-24 and recruited from the President’s AmeriCorp volunteers, they represent the first wave of DHS’s “Youth Corps”, designed specifically to create a full time, paid, standing army of FEMA Youth across the country!

On September 13, 2012, the Department of Homeland Security graduated its first class of FEMA Corps first-responders, “Homeland Youth”. While the idea of having a volunteer force of tens of thousands of volunteers scattered across the country to aid in times of natural disasters sounds great, the details and timing of this new government army is somewhat curious, if not disturbing!

DHS raising an armed army!

The first problem one finds with this ‘new army’ is the fact that they are mere children. Yes, 18 is generally the legal age a person can sign a contract, join the military or be tried as an adult. But ask any parent – an 18, 20 or even a 24 year-old is still a naïve, readily-influenced kid.

The second problem with this announcement and program is its timing. Over the past two years, Obama has signed a number of Executive Orders suspending all civil and Constitutional rights and turning over management of an America under Martial Law to FEMA!

Also in that time, domestic federal agencies under DHS, including FEMA, have ordered billions of rounds of ammunition as well as the corresponding firearms. Admittedly, these new weapons and ammunition are not to be used in some far-off war or to fight forest fires in California , but right here on the streets of America !

Strange Armored Fighting Vehicles

Individuals around the US have begun reporting the site of strange, new, heavily-armed FEMA fighting vehicles.What would a disaster relief agency like FEMA need with 2,500 brand new GLS armored fighting vehicles?According to the agency’s own mandate, as well as Obama’s recent Executive Order, the answer is‘population control’ during a time of Martial Law.

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« Reply #216 on: February 21, 2013, 11:09:42 PM »

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WHY DIDN'T THE MEDIA CARRY THIS STORY?

On September 13, 2012, the Dept of Homeland Security graduated its first class of FEMA Corps youth, aka the Homeland Youth. Image courtesy of DHS.gov.

The federal government calls them FEMA Corps. But they conjure up memories of the Hitler Youth of 1930’s Germany . Regardless of their name, Obama’s Dept of Homeland Security has just graduated its first class of 231 Homeland Youth! Kids, aged 18-24 and recruited from the President’s AmeriCorp volunteers, they represent the first wave of DHS’s “Youth Corps”, designed specifically to create a full time, paid, standing army of FEMA Youth across the country!

On September 13, 2012, the Department of Homeland Security graduated its first class of FEMA Corps first-responders, “Homeland Youth”. While the idea of having a volunteer force of tens of thousands of volunteers scattered across the country to aid in times of natural disasters sounds great, the details and timing of this new government army is somewhat curious, if not disturbing!

DHS raising an armed army!

The first problem one finds with this ‘new army’ is the fact that they are mere children. Yes, 18 is generally the legal age a person can sign a contract, join the military or be tried as an adult. But ask any parent – an 18, 20 or even a 24 year-old is still a naïve, readily-influenced kid.

The second problem with this announcement and program is its timing. Over the past two years, Obama has signed a number of Executive Orders suspending all civil and Constitutional rights and turning over management of an America under Martial Law to FEMA!

Also in that time, domestic federal agencies under DHS, including FEMA, have ordered billions of rounds of ammunition as well as the corresponding firearms. Admittedly, these new weapons and ammunition are not to be used in some far-off war or to fight forest fires in California , but right here on the streets of America !

Strange Armored Fighting Vehicles

Individuals around the US have begun reporting the site of strange, new, heavily-armed FEMA fighting vehicles.What would a disaster relief agency like FEMA need with 2,500 brand new GLS armored fighting vehicles?According to the agency’s own mandate, as well as Obama’s recent Executive Order, the answer is‘population control’ during a time of Martial Law.

I am alarmed by the picture of these children and their totally legitimate real guns

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« Reply #217 on: February 22, 2013, 07:33:03 AM »

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« Reply #219 on: February 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM »


I don't know why but the vacation talking point really burns me up.  I feel like its the most racist of all the talking points. 
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« Reply #220 on: February 22, 2013, 07:48:26 AM »
The picture is not near as interesting as the comments on this one.



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My free cell phone is in my back pocket, if you step on it ill beat your little black ass! you hear me!!
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Maybe that's M. Obamas true form from the backside lol...
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Obama's dream.
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Glad my tax dollars go to feed her!
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Michelle Obama without the body-shaper.
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Oh yeah you built that!
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Moochers role model?
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lmao!! The fat of government giving.. good lord its working for some of them isnt it.
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Obama wife got a real big ass!
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Michelle! Is that you?
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Mochell I didn't know you got out on your own ?
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where is that food stamp place?
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KFC comes in handy
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Lemme guess. She's on welfare so she doesn't go hungry.
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Michelle Obama?
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mooshelle and her hubby.
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When did michelle and hussein have another kid?
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Eat some more chicken why don't cha!
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Government "Ma'am, you need to register that rear end. It is a deadly weapon and can easily release gasses that we have yet to see." Fat lady: "There ain't no time fo that officer. I just want to get my free phone."
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At least our food stamp money is going to some good
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Miss Obama Bin Laden
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For the love of God! Food stamp line?
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Is that Moochelle?? Oh no, it's just the line for tickets to the fat (ass) farm!
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Gotta ask the obvious....doesn't that rear end cause her MAJOR back pain?? Makes you wonder what it would take to get her to take control of her own health. This is why the rest of us work hard? To pay for this and all the problems that inevitably come with this irresponsible, self-destructive behavior? Stop the free healthcare for people like this! Obesity is self-inflicted
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I guess those food stamps are really paying off!
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brought to you by EBT creating lazy fat asses for decades now
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EBT is really paying of for that lazy, worthless, fat-assed bitch! What a DISGUSTING PIG!
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who is that standing on the first lady
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Probably standing in a welfare line or waiting for the "Obama phone"
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Damm food stamps did this to me !!
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Prime Welfare And Food Stamp Example!!Wheres Her Other 15 Kids?
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michele in a year
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moochell now
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Shame this is how people really are.
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Now that's is a coke bottle but. Is that you Mooochel.
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Ohhhh crap!!! Its Michelle and Barack!
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Malia in 30 years. Oh wait, kids are off-limits, but only for Democrats.

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« Reply #221 on: February 22, 2013, 07:54:49 AM »
O. M. G.  -

I have no faith in humanity anymore.



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Guilty! And "potato salad" is code for "watermelon".
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No, when I want to say n----s eating fried chicken, I just spell it out.
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bbq pork ribs!! lol muslim fruit
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I simply say Niggers eating fried chicken!
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People writing or saying "N word" is weird. It's like if adults suddenly started saying "I have to go pee pee" or said in a business meeting "Excuse me, I have to go do number 2 ". Just type a freakin * or @ or something, if you must (to avoid the censorship bullshit), but these kindergarten words are stupid.

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« Reply #222 on: February 22, 2013, 08:05:30 AM »
Can someone explain all the recent references to women pissing themselves to prevent rape?  Because every gun lover on my FB page makes a couple of references a day to it.


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« Reply #223 on: February 22, 2013, 08:25:05 AM »
Man, the recent ones !!!

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« Reply #224 on: February 22, 2013, 08:32:27 AM »
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