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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #21475 on: March 04, 2019, 09:30:24 AM »
>>                 An Arab, a Mexican and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
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>>                 When the Mexican
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>>                 finishes his beer,
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>>                 he throws his glass
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>>                 in the air, pulls out
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>>                 his pistol, and shoots
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>>                 the glass  to pieces...
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>>                 He says,'In Mexico ,
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>>                 our glasses are so
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>>                 cheap we don't need
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>>                 to drink with the same one twice.'
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>>                 The Arab, obviously
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>>                 impressed by this,
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>>                 drinks non-alcohol beer
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>>                 (cuz he's a muslim!),
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>>                 throws it into the
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>>                 air, pulls out his
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>>                 AK-47, and shoots
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>>                 the glass to pieces...
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>>                 He says, 'In the
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>>                 Arab World we have
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>>                 so much sand to make
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>>                 glasses that we don't
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>>                 need to drink with
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>>                 the same one twice either.'
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>>                 The cool Texas girl,
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>>                 picks up her beer,
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>>                 downs it in one gulp,
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>>                 throws the glass into
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>>                 the air, whips out her
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>>                 45, and shoots the
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>>                 Mexican and the Arab
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>>                 Catching her glass,
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>>                 setting it on the bar,
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>>                 and calling for a refill,
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>>                 she says,
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>>                 'In Texas ,
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>>                 we have so many
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>>                 illegal aliens that
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>>                 we don't have to
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>>                 drink with the same ones twice.' 
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>>                 
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>>                 God Bless TEXAS


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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #21476 on: March 04, 2019, 12:01:27 PM »
funny thing is that joke is based on a true story, except the Texas Girl was not with a Mexican and a Muslim, but with her three year old child in a car, she was not drinking, but high on opiods, and the shooting that occurred was her three-year old capped Texas Girl in the left buttocks with an unsecured handgun in the backseat.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #21477 on: March 04, 2019, 12:22:02 PM »
I laughed at "(cuz he's a muslim!)"

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #21478 on: March 04, 2019, 02:10:46 PM »

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« Reply #21479 on: March 04, 2019, 09:32:53 PM »



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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #21480 on: March 04, 2019, 10:06:23 PM »
SEEN IT

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« Reply #21481 on: March 05, 2019, 07:57:29 AM »

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« Reply #21482 on: March 05, 2019, 08:23:50 AM »



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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #21483 on: March 05, 2019, 08:54:27 AM »
Pro choicers :curse:

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« Reply #21484 on: March 06, 2019, 02:29:02 PM »

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« Reply #21485 on: March 06, 2019, 04:46:01 PM »
Lol


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« Reply #21486 on: March 06, 2019, 05:24:17 PM »
I feel like this has to be satire or something but the people commenting certainly believe it's real.

https://www.facebook.com/AfricanAmericansForTrumpusa/posts/249536582649704/.
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« Reply #21487 on: March 06, 2019, 07:34:50 PM »

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« Reply #21488 on: March 06, 2019, 07:39:36 PM »
Makes you think.

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« Reply #21489 on: March 06, 2019, 07:42:13 PM »


rough ridin' owned


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« Reply #21490 on: March 06, 2019, 08:17:25 PM »
You can't see a face in that one, but I think the guy talking about where he lives is the Sam Elliott likeness.

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« Reply #21491 on: March 06, 2019, 08:47:51 PM »

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« Reply #21492 on: March 06, 2019, 08:50:39 PM »
Meade KS is featuring that one right now Dax!


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« Reply #21493 on: March 06, 2019, 08:52:38 PM »



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« Reply #21494 on: March 06, 2019, 08:57:01 PM »
Meade KS is featuring that one right now Dax!


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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #21495 on: March 07, 2019, 07:45:15 AM »
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

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« Reply #21496 on: March 07, 2019, 08:24:39 AM »
The guy who brags about Alabama just went ham on Meade, what a time to be alive
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #21497 on: March 07, 2019, 08:53:04 AM »
The guy who brags about Alabama just went ham on Meade, what a time to be alive

Brags?


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« Reply #21498 on: March 08, 2019, 03:59:46 PM »



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« Reply #21499 on: March 08, 2019, 08:56:13 PM »
Sure let’s call it political