“A liberal paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does, indeed, exist..... It's called prison."
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff's Office
Conservative paradise is the dark net, where people trade drugs, humans, and other illegal activities with the efficiency of the free market, without all that dumb government intervention.