Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People

[Dugout DickStone]

Are they going to ban hammers from the convention?

[asava]

I'll give you my hammers when you pry em from my cold, dead hands.

[slobber]

I'll give you my hammers when you pry em from my cold, dead hands.

With a hammer?

[asava]

I'll give you my hammers when you pry em from my cold, dead hands.

With a hammer?

Probably what it would take. Ain't talkin no jive ass ball-peen hammers.

[star seed 7]

My goto cold dead hands prying hammer

[MakeItRain]

sometimes down at the gun range one guy will like cut in front of another guy to use the last open stall, which pisses the other guy off, so some yelling will start between them, and then one guy will put his gun down and get in his car and rev the engine, so the other guy does too, and now you've got two unarmed guys in their respective cars revving the engines at each other, and then sometimes one guy will snap and just start driving his car at the other guy and then they start driving at each other and that's when people can get hurt. this incident is sometimes called "range rage."


so i agree cars are as dangerous as guns.

 

[Mrs. Gooch]

I really would feel safer with a hammer in the house

I have 2 hammers. It's probably why I've never been robbed.

I have like 4. More if you include the non-lethal rubber mallets

I think a rubber mallet could be lethal if you hit someone in the head with it hard enough.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I really would feel safer with a hammer in the house

I have 2 hammers. It's probably why I've never been robbed.

I have like 4. More if you include the non-lethal rubber mallets

I think a rubber mallet could be lethal if you hit someone in the head with it hard enough.

Well, yeah, if you hit them in the head. If you were going for the kill, you wouldn't pick up your rubber mallet in the first place, though.

[Tobias]

those rubber mallets are more sporting when you're hunting kids or the elderly

[Rage Against the McKee]

Say a couple of punk kids break into your house. You don't want to brain some kid in your own personal space where your kids will see the blood and bone chips all over the floor. So you pick up your rubber mallet. One strong blow to the chest will leave that punk kid wheezing and crying like a little baby. Then you just poke him in the chest with your finger until he gives up the names of his accomplices. By the time the police show up, the case is closed and you can turn him over.

[star seed 7]

This son of a bitch is called a deadblow hammer. I don't think I need to explain further

[Mrs. Gooch]

I really would feel safer with a hammer in the house

I have 2 hammers. It's probably why I've never been robbed.

I have like 4. More if you include the non-lethal rubber mallets

I think a rubber mallet could be lethal if you hit someone in the head with it hard enough.

Well, yeah, if you hit them in the head. If you were going for the kill, you wouldn't pick up your rubber mallet in the first place, though.

If it's the closest thing at hand when I am grappling with an attacker then I'm going to use it.

[star seed 7]

I wonder what the killed via hammer medical code is?

[Cartierfor3]

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Touche

[star seed 7]

'lated

[CNS]

I really would feel safer with a hammer in the house

I have 2 hammers. It's probably why I've never been robbed.

I have like 4. More if you include the non-lethal rubber mallets

I think a rubber mallet could be lethal if you hit someone in the head with it hard enough.

Well, yeah, if you hit them in the head. If you were going for the kill, you wouldn't pick up your rubber mallet in the first place, though.

If you pick up that rubber mallet, you better be prepared to use it, though.

[asava]

I really would feel safer with a hammer in the house

I have 2 hammers. It's probably why I've never been robbed.

I have like 4. More if you include the non-lethal rubber mallets

I think a rubber mallet could be lethal if you hit someone in the head with it hard enough.

Well, yeah, if you hit them in the head. If you were going for the kill, you wouldn't pick up your rubber mallet in the first place, though.

If you pick up that rubber mallet, you better be prepared to use it, though.

Just for clarification, is this a solid rubber mallet or a rubber mallet with shot in it like the deadblow that was posted earlier?

[star seed 7]

Marring or non-marring rubber?

[CNS]

I really would feel safer with a hammer in the house

I have 2 hammers. It's probably why I've never been robbed.

I have like 4. More if you include the non-lethal rubber mallets

I think a rubber mallet could be lethal if you hit someone in the head with it hard enough.

Well, yeah, if you hit them in the head. If you were going for the kill, you wouldn't pick up your rubber mallet in the first place, though.

If you pick up that rubber mallet, you better be prepared to use it, though.

Just for clarification, is this a solid rubber mallet or a rubber mallet with shot in it like the deadblow that was posted earlier?

Standard rubber mallet.  You can bluff your way out of anything with a deathblow.  Standard rubber?  It's time to go.

[CNS]

Marring or non-marring rubber?

It's intended use, or home and personal protection?

[asava]

Thought you guys might be interested in these now that I know we are all pro-hammer.

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1269019387/pack_a_huge_hammer_adult_humor_innuendo_tshirt.jpg?height=350&width=350

[star seed 7]

Thoughts on pneumatic hammers?

[CNS]

Thoughts on pneumatic hammers?

Background checks, obvsly.

[slobber]

Thoughts on pneumatic hammers?

Background checks, obvsly.

Military use only. We could also use them in some of the middle east crap..."hammers for Iraq" and crap.