Flu

[Johnny Wichita]

I got this once a few years ago.  I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat.  It lasted less than two days in earnest.  It was rough ridin' mind-blowing.  The sudden onset and severity were really something.  Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation.  Pssshhh!!

Average day in the life of BF.

It has to be great for the colon though. 

[Kat Kid]

I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????

I got this once a few years ago.  I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat.  It lasted less than two days in earnest.  It was rough ridin' mind-blowing.  The sudden onset and severity were really something.  Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation.  Pssshhh!!

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!  WATER BELLY BROS!

[michigancat]

I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????

I got this once a few years ago.  I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat.  It lasted less than two days in earnest.  It was rough ridin' mind-blowing.  The sudden onset and severity were really something.  Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation.  Pssshhh!!

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!  WATER BELLY BROS!

it was so bad. It almost felt like a near-death experience.

[Mr Bread]

I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????

I got this once a few years ago.  I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat.  It lasted less than two days in earnest.  It was rough ridin' mind-blowing.  The sudden onset and severity were really something.  Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation.  Pssshhh!!

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!  WATER BELLY BROS!

it was so bad. It almost felt like a near-death experience.

Mine was like that too.  Like so ludicrously bad it was comical.  Is this how I go?  Spraying water out my butt?  Man, figures. 

[Mr Bread]

I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????

I got this once a few years ago.  I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat.  It lasted less than two days in earnest.  It was rough ridin' mind-blowing.  The sudden onset and severity were really something.  Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation.  Pssshhh!!

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!  WATER BELLY BROS!

#teamwaterbellybrosforlife

[Bloodfart]

I got this once a few years ago.  I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat.  It lasted less than two days in earnest.  It was rough ridin' mind-blowing.  The sudden onset and severity were really something.  Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation.  Pssshhh!!

Average day in the life of BF.

It has to be great for the colon though.

Why does it have to burn so bad? 

[Institutional Control]

It's kicking my ass right now.

Carry on.

[Bloodfart]

How are you feeling today CFoD.  I hope better.     orange juice--->

[steve dave]

did you get a flu shot?

[Saulbadguy]

 It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.

[steve dave]

It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.

Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.

[slobber]

It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.

Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.

I hate seeing people at the grocery store that look like they have the flu. I am all, "What isle have they gone down? What food items did they touch? Ah screw it, I think I'll just go to a different store."

[Stupid Fitz]

It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.

Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.

Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.

[steve dave]

It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.

Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.

Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.

pro-tip: almost everyone in the private sector does PTO and no "sick days".

[ChiComCat]

The flu is an epidemic tearing through my workplace.  Meanwhile, the surviving few went out for drinks/chinese last night and now it seems we are all hit with food poisoning.  One chinese place in the area and now I can't go back

[Stupid Fitz]

It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.

Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.

Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.

pro-tip: almost everyone in the private sector does PTO and no "sick days".

 

[Institutional Control]

Feeling better today. Went to the doctor yesterday and got an rx for Tamiflu. That stuff works great.

Exciting NYE at the CFOD house. We were all in bed by 9:30.

[Rams]

holy crap you guise.  nothing helps.    pretty sure my entire family has the plague.

[AST]

I am going on the record as being anti-flu, even if it gets me out of work

[kim carnes]

It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.

Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.

Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.

pro-tip: almost everyone in the private sector does PTO and no "sick days".

yeah, and its awesome.

[The Big Train]

On Fri I woke up and  called in sick, then went  all over the  tried to  it off that night, bad idea, you guys

[The Big Train]

point being, prob had the flu

[Stupid Fitz]

It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.

Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.

Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.

pro-tip: almost everyone in the private sector does PTO and no "sick days".

yeah, and its awesome.

Why is it awesome to be sick on your vacation days?

[Bloodfart]

Bloodfart family survived the holidays unscathed. #FLUshot  #WASHhands

[420seriouscat69]

Welp, I think I'm dying. It was nice knowing ya. First day back on the job and I had to leave early. Sore throat, fever, cough, and a headache. Is it the climate change from phx? Did a midwesterner/Scottsdale combo breeding session give me SARS? Is there a plague in KC? God only knows, but T's & P's are welcomed.