goemaw.com
General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Kat Kid on December 23, 2012, 07:55:36 PM
-
:barf: :flush: :bang:
-
Sorry bud :frown: Get better!
-
I feel your pain, KK.
-
had strep for thanksgiving, t's and p's kk
-
Did you get a flu shot?
-
Free shot at Walgreens. Thanks insurance!!
Sent from my SGH-T999 using Tapatalk 2
-
Bad genes
-
Sure it's not a bladder infection? I hear they have similar symptoms.
-
Sure it's not a bladder infection? I hear they have similar symptoms.
That will make Kat Kid feel better, I'm sure.
-
I did not get a flu shot. Now I am better. 24 hours of hell. Winters is on the shortlist of suspects.
-
Kind of surprised your MD didn't force you to get a flu shot.
-
Kind of surprised your MD didn't force you to get a flu shot.
The baby got one.
-
Did you know there is no such thing as the stomach flu? I learned this the other day.
-
Influenza = fever, cough, sore throat, fatigue, muscle aches
Stomach flu = catch-all term for nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, most commonly caused by norovirus
-
Influenza = fever, cough, sore throat, fatigue, muscle aches
Stomach flu = catch-all term for nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, most commonly caused by norovirus
Yeah, probably.
-
Influenza = fever, cough, sore throat, fatigue, muscle aches
Stomach flu = catch-all term for nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, most commonly caused by norovirus
Stomach flu = you ate some dookie
-
Flu? Yeah, I got that.
-
I did not get a flu shot. Now I am better. 24 hours of hell. Winters is on the shortlist of suspects.
I haven't been sick since the weekend of TT. Am I next? :ohno:
-
the flu has taken my wife and her sister. I've sought refuge at my mother's house with the sole heir to my throne.
-
the flu has taken my wife and her sister. I've sought refuge at my mother's house with the sole heir to my throne.
adorbs post kk :D
-
Kind of surprised your MD didn't force you to get a flu shot.
This pisses me off. They make it sound like everyone in the family will die if you don't get one. I'll just wash my hands thank you.
-
Kind of surprised your MD didn't force you to get a flu shot.
This pisses me off. They make it sound like everyone in the family will die if you don't get one. I'll just wash my hands thank you.
Get a flu shot you Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). If not for your dumbass than for little people who can't get one. Also whooping cough.
-
Well damn now I sound like some mix of a white trash loser and a jenny McCarthy no vaccines nut.
-
I've never had a flu shot, and I also don't get sick. Maybe I'll start taking flu shots when I'm older.
-
Kind of surprised your MD didn't force you to get a flu shot.
This pisses me off. They make it sound like everyone in the family will die if you don't get one. I'll just wash my hands thank you.
Get a flu shot you Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). If not for your dumbass than for little people who can't get one. Also whooping cough.
:cry: kind of mean
I had to get whooping cough too when Mr SF was pregnant. If I didn't the whole family would have died. Whooping cough, did I travel back to 1913?
-
There is a huge epidemic of whooping cough right now because dumbasses went anti-vaccine. What those selfish dicks don't realize (or care about) is that they will survive whooping cough or the flu just fine but some kid in chemo is going to die because they like the Ace Ventura guy.
-
Some badass pediatricians refuse to see babies whose parents are dumbasses against vaccinations. Kudos to those doctors
-
The Christmas flu has now claimed a fiff victim. Sent a squawk back to larryville to miss out on x-mas, downed a Des Moineser where she lay, slayed my wife before she rose again and I am fully recovered. Only the heir declared the bug pud and carried on sticking every germ covered dog toy, pacifier and piece of carpet in to his gullet.
-
There is something special about this child. Even more special than being the offspring of KK
-
There is something special about this child. Even more special than being the offspring of KK
Yes, stud
-
He stays humble. I read him that and he promptly fell over and hit his head on the coffee table.
-
getting a cold. nieces and nephews do it every time. :dubious:
-
saying that you aren't going to get a flu shot because you never get sick is like saying that you're never going to wear a seat belt because you've never been in an accident. i swear i wonder how some of you are even able to figure out how to make usernames and post here with some of the logic that you display once you do. it's baffling.
-
Do it for the kids.
Also, if you have sick kids do not call your brother-in-law and ask permission take them to the family gathering. That is a bullshit question to ask someone with a newborn. :flush: I told my respect sister-in-law that I would rather they didn't come but they did anyway.
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
Your period? :dunno:
-
saying that you aren't going to get a flu shot because you never get sick is like saying that you're never going to wear a seat belt because you've never been in an accident. i swear i wonder how some of you are even able to figure out how to make usernames and post here with some of the logic that you display once you do. it's baffling.
I usually just play the odds that I won't come into contact with the type of flu that is in the shot anyway.
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
Flu shot is for the influenza virus that causes coughing, sneezing, and fever. If you were shitting water then you either had a rotavirus or norovirus, both of which cause the condition of gastroenteritis, which presents the symptoms of vomiting, diarrhea, and stomach pain. Those viruses causing stomach problems are the "stomach flu".
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
Flu shot is for the influenza virus that causes coughing, sneezing, and fever. If you were shitting water then you either had a rotavirus or norovirus, both of which cause the condition of gastroenteritis, which presents the symptoms of vomiting, diarrhea, and stomach pain. Those viruses causing stomach problems are the "stomach flu".
Why the eff didn't my flu shot take care of those, too? It was the sickest I've been in like five years.
-
a "stomach flu" vaccine is a good million dollar idea
-
a "stomach flu" vaccine is a good million dollar idea
Don't think it is possible.
-
a "stomach flu" vaccine is a good million dollar idea
Don't think it is possible.
Did a little research. There are a few types of rotavirus. This is what little kids usually get. Anyone can get it, but once you get it you usually build up an immunity so you don't get it again, or when you get it again the symptoms are greatly reduced. It's mostly confined to kids because most get it when they are little. If you've had a kid get it, you'd wish you could have given them a vaccine. If it's something that you get once then build an immunity, I would think there would be a way to create a vaccine. I've seen my cousin's kids get it. If I ever have kids, I'd pay $1,000 per kid for a vaccine not to have to go through that.
-
Got the same exact thing (24 hr stomach flu) last christmas. Literally hit me when I had my christmas eve dinner plate in front of me, all of a sudden had to run to the bathroom and yak. Spent all of christmas puking and shitting. Now my family has the same thing this year... :ohno:
Better not hit me before monday (phoenix bound)
-
Is binging a good counterattack to this plague? Because I'm pretty good at that and have been at it for the past few days .
-
saying that you aren't going to get a flu shot because you never get sick is like saying that you're never going to wear a seat belt because you've never been in an accident. i swear i wonder how some of you are even able to figure out how to make usernames and post here with some of the logic that you display once you do. it's baffling.
I usually just play the odds that I won't come into contact with the type of flu that is in the shot anyway.
Is this guy for real?
-
a "stomach flu" vaccine is a good million dollar idea
Don't think it is possible.
Neither is the flu shot. That's why they never work.
-
saying that you aren't going to get a flu shot because you never get sick is like saying that you're never going to wear a seat belt because you've never been in an accident. i swear i wonder how some of you are even able to figure out how to make usernames and post here with some of the logic that you display once you do. it's baffling.
I imagine more people my age die in the USA from not wearing a seatbelt than from the flu.
-
He stays humble. I read him that and he promptly fell over and hit his head on the coffee table.
:lol:
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
I got this once a few years ago. I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat. It lasted less than two days in earnest. It was rough ridin' mind-blowing. The sudden onset and severity were really something. Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation. Pssshhh!!
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
I got this once a few years ago. I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat. It lasted less than two days in earnest. It was rough ridin' mind-blowing. The sudden onset and severity were really something. Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation. Pssshhh!!
Average day in the life of BF.
-
I got this once a few years ago. I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat. It lasted less than two days in earnest. It was rough ridin' mind-blowing. The sudden onset and severity were really something. Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation. Pssshhh!!
Average day in the life of BF.
It has to be great for the colon though.
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
I got this once a few years ago. I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat. It lasted less than two days in earnest. It was rough ridin' mind-blowing. The sudden onset and severity were really something. Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation. Pssshhh!!
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! WATER BELLY BROS!
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
I got this once a few years ago. I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat. It lasted less than two days in earnest. It was rough ridin' mind-blowing. The sudden onset and severity were really something. Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation. Pssshhh!!
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! WATER BELLY BROS!
it was so bad. It almost felt like a near-death experience.
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
I got this once a few years ago. I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat. It lasted less than two days in earnest. It was rough ridin' mind-blowing. The sudden onset and severity were really something. Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation. Pssshhh!!
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! WATER BELLY BROS!
it was so bad. It almost felt like a near-death experience.
Mine was like that too. Like so ludicrously bad it was comical. Is this how I go? Spraying water out my butt? Man, figures.
-
I got a flu shot and had this weird 24 hour thing where I could only get out of bed to crap straight water every couple of hours or so. I had Christmas ham in my stomach that wasn't digesting at all. I didn't even roll over because it unsettled my stomach and made me feel like death was in my digestive tract. It probably wasn't the flu, but what was it????
I got this once a few years ago. I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat. It lasted less than two days in earnest. It was rough ridin' mind-blowing. The sudden onset and severity were really something. Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation. Pssshhh!!
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! WATER BELLY BROS!
#teamwaterbellybrosforlife
-
I got this once a few years ago. I was getting ready to head to the gym to get buff and within maybe ten minutes I was on my couch shivering and achy and then I barfed what I had just eaten to fuel my gym session and then I started basically pissing out my butt and none of my food would digest at all if I managed to eat. It lasted less than two days in earnest. It was rough ridin' mind-blowing. The sudden onset and severity were really something. Shooting water out your butt is a very strange sensation. Pssshhh!!
Average day in the life of BF.
It has to be great for the colon though.
Why does it have to burn so bad?
-
It's kicking my ass right now.
Carry on.
-
How are you feeling today CFoD. I hope better. orange juice---> :drink:
-
did you get a flu shot?
-
It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.
-
It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.
Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.
-
It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.
Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.
I hate seeing people at the grocery store that look like they have the flu. I am all, "What isle have they gone down? What food items did they touch? Ah screw it, I think I'll just go to a different store."
-
It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.
Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.
Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.
-
It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.
Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.
Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.
pro-tip: almost everyone in the private sector does PTO and no "sick days".
-
The flu is an epidemic tearing through my workplace. Meanwhile, the surviving few went out for drinks/chinese last night and now it seems we are all hit with food poisoning. One chinese place in the area and now I can't go back
-
It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.
Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.
Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.
pro-tip: almost everyone in the private sector does PTO and no "sick days".
:horrorsurprise:
-
Feeling better today. Went to the doctor yesterday and got an rx for Tamiflu. That stuff works great.
Exciting NYE at the CFOD house. We were all in bed by 9:30.
-
holy crap you guise. nothing helps. :frown: pretty sure my entire family has the plague.
-
I am going on the record as being anti-flu, even if it gets me out of work
-
It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.
Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.
Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.
pro-tip: almost everyone in the private sector does PTO and no "sick days".
yeah, and its awesome.
-
On Fri I woke up and :frown: called in sick, then went :barf: all over the :flush: tried to :drink: it off that night, bad idea, you guys
-
point being, prob had the flu
-
It's a good excuse to get out of things that you don't want to do. It sounds scary.
Yeah, I legitimately don't want you coming to the office if you have the flu. Not like that sick kid bullshit.
Used to work for a crappy place that did PTO only, no "sick days". This dumbass receptionist would come in 2-3 times a year with a deadly disease because she didnt want to use her time being sick. I would immediately yell at her and demand to the boss that she be sent home.
pro-tip: almost everyone in the private sector does PTO and no "sick days".
yeah, and its awesome.
Why is it awesome to be sick on your vacation days?
-
Bloodfart family survived the holidays unscathed. #FLUshot #WASHhands
-
Welp, I think I'm dying. It was nice knowing ya. First day back on the job and I had to leave early. Sore throat, fever, cough, and a headache. Is it the climate change from phx? Did a midwesterner/Scottsdale combo breeding session give me SARS? Is there a plague in KC? God only knows, but T's & P's are welcomed.
-
I got a flu shot. I'm a big flu shot non believer too. So far not as much as a sniffle. T's and P's sickies.
-
Sorry, fanning.
If a stud like myself can be sidelined by the flu, anyone can.
-
Day 3. No improvement. There's been 6 deaths in Illinois and 18 in Massachusetts to the flu. I'm starting to get :ohno:
-
Fanning, if you die, I would appreciate you leaving me your free airline tickets in your will. Tia.
T's&P's
-
Fanning, if you die, I would appreciate you leaving me your free airline tickets in your will. Tia.
T's&P's
:thumbs:
-
Did you go to the dr and get some Tamiflu?
I didn't start feeling better until the 5th day.
-
Did you go to the dr and get some Tamiflu?
I didn't start feeling better until the 5th day.
No. My doc was booked the last two days. I think it's time for walk in. Thanks for the pro tip.
-
t's and p's to you pansies that get sick all the time. must suck. :barf:
-
Most of you are going to die. I'm sorry.
http://io9.com/5975028/holy-crap-this-years-flu-season-is-shaping-up-to-be-downright-terrifying
-
:cry:
-
Most of you are going to die. I'm sorry.
http://io9.com/5975028/holy-crap-this-years-flu-season-is-shaping-up-to-be-downright-terrifying
sysboner
-
Most of you are going to die. I'm sorry.
http://io9.com/5975028/holy-crap-this-years-flu-season-is-shaping-up-to-be-downright-terrifying
Sounds puddy
-
FWIW, this has been the best detox I could have dreamed of. Not a drink or a cig for a whole week.
-
FWIW, this has been the best detox I could have dreamed of. Not a drink or a cig for a whole week.
i could go for a good flu then.
-
Detoxing is for quitters, and no one likes a quitter. It's gonna be binge city this weekend.
-
whenever i feel like i'm getting sick, i just slam some emergen-c and then dominate the day.
-
Welp, I think I'm dying. It was nice knowing ya. First day back on the job and I had to leave early. Sore throat, fever, cough, and a headache. Is it the climate change from phx? Did a midwesterner/Scottsdale combo breeding session give me SARS? Is there a plague in KC? God only knows, but T's & P's are welcomed.
good job Fanning!
T's & P's.
-
Man.... I got the flu again. :(
-
Man.... I got the flu again. :(
No you didn't
-
Man.... I got the flu again. :(
No you didn't
What are your symptoms CFoD?
-
Body ache, fever, runny nose.
-
Possible wassabi overdose?
-
Possible wassabi overdose?
Possible
-
:horrorsurprise:
:runaway:
-
Body ache, fever, runny nose.
Sounds like the flu to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tUd8Qs_DAZ0#t=18s
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj6Vg5Mirg4
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
God damn you people with your misdiagnosing of the flu
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
Well, according to the flu test administered at Minute Clinic, this is the flu. I haven't felt like vomiting but I don't have an appetite.
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
Well, according to the flu test administered at Minute Clinic, this is the flu. I haven't felt like vomiting but I don't have an appetite.
Possible alternative diagnosis---->pussy with bad genes.
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
Well, according to the flu test administered at Minute Clinic, this is the flu. I haven't felt like vomiting but I don't have an appetite.
Possible alternative diagnosis---->pussy with bad genes.
Speaking of bad genes, have you fixed your bowel issues?
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
Well, according to the flu test administered at Minute Clinic, this is the flu. I haven't felt like vomiting but I don't have an appetite.
Possible alternative diagnosis---->pussy with bad genes.
Speaking of bad genes, have you fixed your bowel issues?
That was just a one day thing because I ate way too much Metamucil Clear and Natural. It isn't either of those two things. Actually further evidence of dynamite ultra genes on my part. Pretty sure that dose would have killed at least 30-40% of posters here. I live so others don't have to.
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
Well, according to the flu test administered at Minute Clinic, this is the flu. I haven't felt like vomiting but I don't have an appetite.
Possible alternative diagnosis---->pussy with bad genes.
Speaking of bad genes, have you fixed your bowel issues?
That was just a one day thing because I ate way too much Metamucil Clear and Natural. It isn't either of those two things. Actually further evidence of dynamite ultra genes on my part. Pretty sure that dose would have killed at least 30-40% of posters here. I live so others don't have to.
What were you trying to do, pass a drug test?
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
Well, according to the flu test administered at Minute Clinic, this is the flu. I haven't felt like vomiting but I don't have an appetite.
Possible alternative diagnosis---->pussy with bad genes.
Speaking of bad genes, have you fixed your bowel issues?
That was just a one day thing because I ate way too much Metamucil Clear and Natural. It isn't either of those two things. Actually further evidence of dynamite ultra genes on my part. Pretty sure that dose would have killed at least 30-40% of posters here. I live so others don't have to.
What were you trying to do, pass a drug test?
Man, what kind of drug tests are you taking john dougie? If somebody is going through your bms because they're looking for evidence of drug use then they're just lying to you. Probably just into poop or something weird like that. I advise you cut contact with that person or persons immediately.
-
my wife and child have both been sick at least twice each this winter, and my badass immune system is still holding strong. one day i thought i was getting a fever, but it was either sympathy pains or my immune system mushed it to hell.
-
welp. (baby)
-
The wife is trying to tell me she can get the flu that I have by giving me a hummer, so I need some expert analysis from our super intelligent and rich posters at gE. Is it true, or is she just being a bitch?
-
The wife is trying to tell me she can get the flu that I have by giving me a hummer, so I need some expert analysis from our super intelligent and rich posters at gE. Is it true, or is she just being a bitch?
I suspect it's not true. That said, I have never given anyone a hummer, much less someone who has the flu, so maybe I'm wrong. Just tell her to hum on, and I guess she'll/you'll/we'll find out.
-
Never had the flu.
-
The wife is trying to tell me she can get the flu that I have by giving me a hummer, so I need some expert analysis from our super intelligent and rich posters at gE. Is it true, or is she just being a bitch?
I suspect it's not true. That said, I have never given anyone a hummer, much less someone who has the flu, so maybe I'm wrong. Just tell her to hum on, and I guess she'll/you'll/we'll find out.
Wikipedia doesn't think you can: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza_prevention#Influenza_transmission (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza_prevention#Influenza_transmission)
-
shut up guys
-
:excited: It is rough ridin' on!
-
:runaway:
-
Please take non-flu discussion to the vomiting thread.
-
Healthy diet and exercise go along way you guys. Garlic and honey also help.
Good luck.
-
I took a bunch of tylenol and aleve and then had some McDonald's. No more fever or barfing since. My body still aches something fierce tho.
-
Influenza = fever, cough, sore throat, fatigue, muscle aches
Stomach flu = catch-all term for nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, most commonly caused by norovirus
Wikipedia is neat, but you'll get more detailed information from our friends at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
http://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/disease/index.htm
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/revb/gastro/faq.htm
-
bread, i think you should have taken more time to wash feces particles off of your hands before touching your eyes or mouth.
-
Got woken up by a roommate's heaves three times last night. I'm doomed.
-
Never had the flu.
I don't think I have either.
Small pox tho.
-
I really only call it the flu if I'm vomiting uncontrollably. A body ache, fever, and runny nose seems like more of a cold to me, though the fever might give it a different category. Is this wrong?
Well, according to the flu test administered at Minute Clinic, this is the flu. I haven't felt like vomiting but I don't have an appetite.
Possible alternative diagnosis---->pussy with bad genes.
Speaking of bad genes, have you fixed your bowel issues?
That was just a one day thing because I ate way too much Metamucil Clear and Natural. It isn't either of those two things. Actually further evidence of dynamite ultra genes on my part. Pretty sure that dose would have killed at least 30-40% of posters here. I live so others don't have to.
What were you trying to do, pass a drug test?
Man, what kind of drug tests are you taking john dougie? If somebody is going through your bms because they're looking for evidence of drug use then they're just lying to you. Probably just into poop or something weird like that. I advise you cut contact with that person or persons immediately.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/david-eckert-enema-colonoscopy-drugs-traffic-stop_n_4218320.html
-
How does that procedure come about? I mean jfc, I would think an x-ray would be enough.
-
I am so so very sick. Cannot stop barfing someone send help.
-
I am so so very sick. Cannot stop barfing someone send help.
Sorry to hear that TBJ. Hopefully this helps http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30216.msg986454#msg986454
-
I am really just getting to a good spot after coming down with the flu on Christmas night (sd, before you go accusing me of being sick with something else, let me say that it was confirmed by doctors). It was a real bitch to go through the rest of the holidays and be sick AF. Didn't get the flu shot this year because I was traveling the week the nurse was administering the shots.
I am curious if ksuduece's wife got the flu last year or not.
-
Congratulations dobber, you're pregnant!
-
Congratulations dobber, you're pregnant!
IT WAS CONFIRMED BY DOCTORS! :chainsaw: :curse:
-
I am really just getting to a good spot after coming down with the flu on Christmas night (sd, before you go accusing me of being sick with something else, let me say that it was confirmed by doctors). It was a real bitch to go through the rest of the holidays and be sick AF. Didn't get the flu shot this year because I was traveling the week the nurse was administering the shots.
I am curious if ksuduece's wife got the flu last year or not.
if you had gastrointestinal problems you didn't have influenza. if you did and the doctor told you that you had influenza I'd start looking for a new doctor asap.
-
Also, the flu shot only lasts 3 months. a lot of people get it in like August or September and then it's completely wore out by the time the flu really starts getting around. but, if you get the nasal spray live virus it lasts 12 months. BUT, the nasal spray has a small chance of actually giving you the flu.
-
I am really just getting to a good spot after coming down with the flu on Christmas night (sd, before you go accusing me of being sick with something else, let me say that it was confirmed by doctors). It was a real bitch to go through the rest of the holidays and be sick AF. Didn't get the flu shot this year because I was traveling the week the nurse was administering the shots.
I am curious if ksuduece's wife got the flu last year or not.
if you had gastrointestinal problems you didn't have influenza. if you did and the doctor told you that you had influenza I'd start looking for a new doctor asap.
"stomach flu" = you ate some dookie
-
"stomach flu" = you ate some dookie
yup. time to change the toothbrush head
-
Also, the flu shot only lasts 3 months. a lot of people get it in like August or September and then it's completely wore out by the time the flu really starts getting around. but, if you get the nasal spray live virus it lasts 12 months. BUT, the nasal spray has a small chance of actually giving you the flu.
hope you enjoy alzheimers
-
Also, the flu shot only lasts 3 months. a lot of people get it in like August or September and then it's completely wore out by the time the flu really starts getting around. but, if you get the nasal spray live virus it lasts 12 months. BUT, the nasal spray has a small chance of actually giving you the flu.
hope you enjoy alzheimers
I always get a flu shot. so I have a reduced risk of alzheimers
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.cdn2.123rf.com%2F168nwm%2Flenm%2Flenm1207%2Flenm120700044%2F14343640-illustration-featuring-a-satisfied-smiley.jpg&hash=9ffb1d3ac3069c4b6e83a77105deb2b7ee03154a)
-
Also, the flu shot only lasts 3 months. a lot of people get it in like August or September and then it's completely wore out by the time the flu really starts getting around. but, if you get the nasal spray live virus it lasts 12 months. BUT, the nasal spray has a small chance of actually giving you the flu.
hope you enjoy alzheimers
I always get a flu shot. so I have a reduced risk of alzheimers
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.cdn2.123rf.com%2F168nwm%2Flenm%2Flenm1207%2Flenm120700044%2F14343640-illustration-featuring-a-satisfied-smiley.jpg&hash=9ffb1d3ac3069c4b6e83a77105deb2b7ee03154a)
my friend johnny hopkins says woof
-
Also, the flu shot only lasts 3 months. a lot of people get it in like August or September and then it's completely wore out by the time the flu really starts getting around. but, if you get the nasal spray live virus it lasts 12 months. BUT, the nasal spray has a small chance of actually giving you the flu.
hope you enjoy alzheimers
I always get a flu shot. so I have a reduced risk of alzheimers
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.cdn2.123rf.com%2F168nwm%2Flenm%2Flenm1207%2Flenm120700044%2F14343640-illustration-featuring-a-satisfied-smiley.jpg&hash=9ffb1d3ac3069c4b6e83a77105deb2b7ee03154a)
my friend johnny hopkins says woof
your friend johnny hopkins wishes you would quit confusing it with your other friend peter doshi
-
YLA, got a call for you on line one from someone else claiming to be your close personal friend!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebrityshoesize.com%2Fimages%2Fm%2Fjenny_mccarthy.jpg&hash=3a917e61cb636dd85f6389a6dedd3be342cb5cdb)
-
Also, the flu shot only lasts 3 months. a lot of people get it in like August or September and then it's completely wore out by the time the flu really starts getting around. but, if you get the nasal spray live virus it lasts 12 months. BUT, the nasal spray has a small chance of actually giving you the flu.
hope you enjoy alzheimers
I always get a flu shot. so I have a reduced risk of alzheimers
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.cdn2.123rf.com%2F168nwm%2Flenm%2Flenm1207%2Flenm120700044%2F14343640-illustration-featuring-a-satisfied-smiley.jpg&hash=9ffb1d3ac3069c4b6e83a77105deb2b7ee03154a)
my friend johnny hopkins says woof
your friend johnny hopkins wishes you would quit confusing it with your other friend peter doshi
link? (he's also a scientist :love:)
also how funny is it that its just people guessing what flu its going to be for that season.. so the vaccine you take may not do anything at all.
hopefully the world of medicine evolves a lot in the future.
-
YLA, got a call for you on line one from someone else claiming to be your close personal friend!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebrityshoesize.com%2Fimages%2Fm%2Fjenny_mccarthy.jpg&hash=3a917e61cb636dd85f6389a6dedd3be342cb5cdb)
is this the girl that fanning is trying to set jdub up with :love:
-
YLA, a lot of your buds are reposting your most recent facebook post! Seems to be very popular!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drcarley.com%2Findex.jpg&hash=67d0caa396156e990e32c30fc4a76815aec4bc04)
-
hey what string of the flu virus do you think its going to be this year?
:dunno:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.legaljuice.com%2Ffiles%2F2013%2F09%2Fidea-good-interesting-light-bulb.png&hash=8f944b4a06b21aab26506c51ffffdabb3f7a88db)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eastpdxnews.com%2Fktmllite%2Fimages%2Fuploads%2F081010%2F6-3-MasonBikes-HatDraw.jpg&hash=78bcf603e743c66258cccad9293b597cde3d9177)
-
I am really just getting to a good spot after coming down with the flu on Christmas night (sd, before you go accusing me of being sick with something else, let me say that it was confirmed by doctors). It was a real bitch to go through the rest of the holidays and be sick AF. Didn't get the flu shot this year because I was traveling the week the nurse was administering the shots.
I am curious if ksuduece's wife got the flu last year or not.
if you had gastrointestinal problems you didn't have influenza. if you did and the doctor told you that you had influenza I'd start looking for a new doctor asap.
I never said I had any GI problems! I said it was CONFIRMED BY A DOCTOR! THEY DID AN ACTUAL TEST!
I HAD THE FLU!!!!
-
hey what string of the flu virus do you think its going to be this year?
:dunno:
They are called virus strains.
CDC has antigenically characterized 452 influenza viruses, including 398 2009 H1N1 viruses, 46 influenza A (H3N2) viruses, and 8 influenza B viruses, collected since October 1, 2013.
All 398 of the 2009 H1N1 viruses tested were characterized as A/California/7/2009-like. This is the influenza A (H1N1) component of the Northern Hemisphere quadrivalent and trivalent vaccines for the 2013-2014 season.
-- http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/summary.htm
-
Also, the flu shot only lasts 3 months. a lot of people get it in like August or September and then it's completely wore out by the time the flu really starts getting around. but, if you get the nasal spray live virus it lasts 12 months. BUT, the nasal spray has a small chance of actually giving you the flu.
The nasal spray will not give you the flu. An injected vaccine is effective for longer than 3 months.
Evidence from some clinical trials indicates that that protection against viruses that are antigenically similar to those contained in the vaccine extends at least for 6–8 months, particularly in nonelderly populations. In some situations, duration of immunity might be longer, and such effects can be detected if circulating influenza virus strains remain antigenically similar for multiple seasons.
-- http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/rr6207a1.htm?s_cid=rr6207a1_w#ImmuneResponseFollowingVaccination
no preferential recommendation is made for LAIV4 (nasal spray) over IIV (injected vaccine) for any age group at this time.
-- http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/rr6207a1.htm?s_cid=rr6207a1_w#AvailableLAIV
If you guys would just read that 48-page CDC document in its entirety it would save me some time. :shakesfist:
-
protip: be healthy and have a kickass immune system
boom, scienced
-
Also, the flu shot only lasts 3 months. a lot of people get it in like August or September and then it's completely wore out by the time the flu really starts getting around. but, if you get the nasal spray live virus it lasts 12 months. BUT, the nasal spray has a small chance of actually giving you the flu.
The nasal spray will not give you the flu. An injected vaccine is effective for longer than 3 months.
Evidence from some clinical trials indicates that that protection against viruses that are antigenically similar to those contained in the vaccine extends at least for 6–8 months, particularly in nonelderly populations. In some situations, duration of immunity might be longer, and such effects can be detected if circulating influenza virus strains remain antigenically similar for multiple seasons.
-- http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/rr6207a1.htm?s_cid=rr6207a1_w#ImmuneResponseFollowingVaccination
no preferential recommendation is made for LAIV4 (nasal spray) over IIV (injected vaccine) for any age group at this time.
-- http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/rr6207a1.htm?s_cid=rr6207a1_w#AvailableLAIV
If you guys would just read that 48-page CDC document in its entirety it would save me some time. :shakesfist:
I'm sorry, but all this is incorrect (other than my quoted portion).
-
I got the needle flu shot in October. I got the flu around Christmas, doctor confirmed. Doc said because I got the shot, I didn't get as sick as I would've without the shot. I call bull crap. Never getting the shot again.
-
I got the needle flu shot in October. I got the flu around Christmas, doctor confirmed.
see, it wore off. that's science.
-
I am really just getting to a good spot after coming down with the flu on Christmas night (sd, before you go accusing me of being sick with something else, let me say that it was confirmed by doctors). It was a real bitch to go through the rest of the holidays and be sick AF. Didn't get the flu shot this year because I was traveling the week the nurse was administering the shots.
I am curious if ksuduece's wife got the flu last year or not.
if you had gastrointestinal problems you didn't have influenza. if you did and the doctor told you that you had influenza I'd start looking for a new doctor asap.
I never said I had any GI problems! I said it was CONFIRMED BY A DOCTOR! THEY DID AN ACTUAL TEST!
I HAD THE FLU!!!!
then why were you saying that I wouldn't believe you? how the eff would I know if you had the flu or not (other than if you claimed your throwing up and diarhea were caused by the flu in which case I would know you didn't have it)
-
I am really just getting to a good spot after coming down with the flu on Christmas night (sd, before you go accusing me of being sick with something else, let me say that it was confirmed by doctors). It was a real bitch to go through the rest of the holidays and be sick AF. Didn't get the flu shot this year because I was traveling the week the nurse was administering the shots.
I am curious if ksuduece's wife got the flu last year or not.
if you had gastrointestinal problems you didn't have influenza. if you did and the doctor told you that you had influenza I'd start looking for a new doctor asap.
I never said I had any GI problems! I said it was CONFIRMED BY A DOCTOR! THEY DID AN ACTUAL TEST!
I HAD THE FLU!!!!
then why were you saying that I wouldn't believe you? how the eff would I know if you had the flu or not (other than if you claimed your throwing up and diarhea were caused by the flu in which case I would know you didn't have it)
You were just doubting everyone, so I wanted to let you know that I wasn't assuming crap and that you shouldn't doubt whether or not I had the flu.
-
I'm starting to think maybe your doctor misdiagnosed you with the flu when in actuality you had extreme mental retardation
-
you guys i feel much better today and should be back to work tomorrow. still haven't eaten since Monday night tho :dunno:
-
i have felt like crap the past 2 days, hopefully I don't have it :frown:
-
I'm starting to think maybe your doctor misdiagnosed you with the flu when in actuality you had extreme mental retardation
ouch.
Gonna win 'em all!
-
I'm starting to think maybe your doctor misdiagnosed you with the flu when in actuality you had extreme mental retardation
ouch.
Gonna win 'em all!
Just messing with you guys, we're all buds
-
sd that was a great post you made back then
-
Man, poor dobber
-
According to the Centers for Disease Control many influenza strains can absolutely cause GI problems along with the upper respiratory symptoms. Although it is more common in children, many adults experience diarrhea and/or vomitting with the seasonal upper respiratory flu.
-
http://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2014/p1204-flu-season.html (http://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2014/p1204-flu-season.html)
H3N2 is mutating. vaccine may not cover it this year. smoke your cigars... :runaway:
-
good news guys, i dont have the flu :billdance:
i do have pneumonia tho :frown:
-
Started getting really bad indigestion Saturday night, ended up getting sick and staying up all night with the chills. Been running a 101.5 fever all day, aches all over, but i can get some food down finally.
Might I have the influenza? Its been so long... what are you supposed to do about this predicament?
-
I got a flu shot on Friday... NO flu all weekend! :billdance:
-
Started getting really bad indigestion Saturday night, ended up getting sick and staying up all night with the chills. Been running a 101.5 fever all day, aches all over, but i can get some food down finally.
Might I have the influenza? Its been so long... what are you supposed to do about this predicament?
lots of fluids and rest
-
Might I have the influenza? Its been so long... what are you supposed to do about this predicament?
Look at this list of high risk conditions. If you fall into any of the categories, see a doctor for a flu test and a Tamiflu prescription. That should keep you out of the hospital
http://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/disease/high_risk.htm?mobile=nocontent
-
Hope no one got nuclear diarrhea from this. I got a bad headache that felt like pressure from fart gas build up.
-
Oh my god
-
yeah, I'm in bad shape
-
I've got the flu guys. got the test to prove it any everything. :frown: Do I need to quarantine myself?
-
I did. 5 days later I'm back at work.
-
I've got the flu guys. got the test to prove it any everything. :frown: Do I need to quarantine myself?
Use that flu to inoculate the wort and call it flu cure ipa
-
I've got the flu guys. got the test to prove it any everything. :frown: Do I need to quarantine myself?
Use that flu to inoculate the wort and call it flu cure ipa
contains: barley, hops, yeast, water, and human blood.
-
I've got the flu guys. got the test to prove it any everything. :frown: Do I need to quarantine myself?
Use that flu to inoculate the wort and call it flu cure ipa
contains: barley, hops, yeast, water, and human blood.
Dont need blood. Just cough a bunch around the wort and call it "spontaneously fermented"
-
oh cool, well I do that anyways.
-
So this Wuhan virus has a second confirmed case in the US. The first was in Washington State and the second is in Chicago. :ohno:
-
https://twitter.com/drericding/status/1220919589623803905
-
Things getting bad in Asia. Hope they keep the crap over there.
-
I'm becoming a full time remote employee if this crap spreads here. Stocking up on canned food, not leaving the house.
-
The timing of this Pandemic documentary on Netflix is crazy. I’m a couple episodes in and it’s rough ridin' nuts how quickly stuff could get bad. There’s quarantines starting to happen in China, Hong Kong is canceling school, and this is getting close to the busiest time of year because of the Chinese New Year.
I also saw something on reddit that they are exploring a possible case now in Denver. We seem to be getting really close to a tipping point where some drastic things might start happening.
-
What's the mortality rate? My quick math says well below 5%.
-
We could use a good plague
-
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/ (https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/) the timeline is interesting, new cases are added every few minutes.
agree with spracs that it isn't very lethal, probably won't amount to more than SARS.
-
I think the regular flu that we have here every year is probably worse.
-
Lawrentucky smdh
-
I think the regular flu that we have here every year is probably worse.
Certainly on a gross basis. This one seems to spread a bit more aggressively, but yeah. I could kick its ass. The troubling part is that you can communicate it for like 2 weeks while being asymptomatic.
Also, reports are circulating of a case in Lawrence. Xpost Lawrence Is Hurting thread.
-
Still a relevant topic. Will be stocking up supplies and holing up on the windranch to ride this one out. :dubious:
-
https://twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1232494207979290629
:runaway:
-
Mortality rate is below 5% tho.
-
I'd like to see this pud flu try to infect me good luck
-
I hate my life right now. Having the stomach flu, while young kids are around sucks so much ass.
-
That sucks, but you'll pull through. Even so, I wouldn't Watanabe you.