Official 2013 Coaching Carousel (football edition)

[Pittcat]

smoke on Petersen to Pig Aggie

Won't happen.  Has a good thing going at BSU.  Just like Patterson.  Why ruin that?

I pray to god that Arkansas nabs Patterson.

No, TCU's program will go into the toilet if he leaves and this conference will be even more shitty than it already is.

Your posts just bring a smile to my face.  So cheery and bright.  You're a gem Kim.  A GEM.

[fr@ck me]

Who thinks Alabama's D-Cord Kirby Smart will be the next head coach at Auburn?  He is about to Stoops Saban.

[goldenticket]

Who thinks Alabama's D-Cord Kirby Smart will be the next head coach at Auburn?  He is about to Stoops Saban.

i read yesterday he interviewed but havent paid any attention to any news today. this is the first ive been online. would like to see him leave just to weaken saban some.

a texas tech poster on another board i read thinks their OC neal brown might be in the running for the kentucky job

[Unruly]

Who thinks Alabama's D-Cord Kirby Smart will be the next head coach at Auburn?  He is about to Stoops Saban.

i read yesterday he interviewed but havent paid any attention to any news today. this is the first ive been online. would like to see him leave just to weaken saban some.

a texas tech poster on another board i read thinks their OC neal brown might be in the running for the kentucky job

Go figure, TT being super derpy and viewing themselves as desirable, even though the position is filled.

[goldenticket]

yeah i think he meant as their OC working with stoops.

i heard some gundy talking to tennessee rumors but it was thought it was just to get a raise from OSU like les miles did with arkansas

edit i guess charlie strong has a good chance of being tennessee's next coach. he seems to be among the finalists according to rumors

[WillieWatanabe]

@TomMurphyADG Our people are saying that unless this falls through, Arkansas has found its man in Mike Gundy

i will LOL pretty hard if this happens.

[michigancat]

well, yeah, if it falls through they will have to find another man.

[Pete]

Robert Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob
If these reports are true, I love the hire for Arkansas. Mike Gundy will win there.

[Pete]

If Guz Malalalalzann can beat us on recruits at Arkansas rough ridin' State, then Gundy is going to keep his ass pounding recruiting of Kansas going at Arkansas.

Then, it will be some other guy with shiny things at OSU taking Kansas kids as well.  I do not like this.

[Pete]

NOT SO FAST!

Wally Hall @WallyLikeItIs
Hogs have their coach. Not Gundy. Should be announced today

[Pete]

GUYS, THIS IS FLUID!

[WillieWatanabe]

anyone been to hogville lately? woof

["storm"nut]

The coach with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall "Art" Briles has inked a long term deal with Baylor. 

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2012/12/4/3727060/art-briles-baylor-arkansas-coaching-rumors

A hot commodity for teams looking for a new head football coach, Art Briles is reportedly not going anywhere. 247 Sports reports Briles agreed to an extension with the Baylor Bears on Sunday. No terms of the deal were reported.

Briles had been linked to the open jobs at Arkansas, Auburn and Tennessee, but he will continue building his program in Waco, Texas, rather than jump ship to the SEC.

Briles has been with Baylor since 2008, when he was hired away from Houston. He's posted a 32-30 record in five seasons with the Bears, including a rare 10-win season for the program in 2011 that ended with an Alamo Bowl win and a Heisman Trophy for quarterback Robert Griffin III.

This season, Baylor (7-5) was the only team to beat Kansas State, keeping the Wildcats out of the BCS National Championship Game. They'll play the UCLA Bruins in the Holiday Bowl on Dec. 27, the third straight bowl for the Bears.

[catzacker]

If Guz Malalalalzann can beat us on recruits at Arkansas rough ridin' State, then Gundy is going to keep his ass pounding recruiting of Kansas going at Arkansas.

Then, it will be some other guy with shiny things at OSU taking Kansas kids as well.  I do not like this.

Meh.  Weis is going to destroy Bill for recruits.  I dunno.  It seems like everyone will beat us for recruits; I don't see it as an issue.

[Pete]

Nathan Thompson @NathanDThompson
Just talked to Arkansas media member, says has 1 solid source Gundy took Arkansas job & 1 source says it was offered but not yet accepted.

So fluid...

[Saulbadguy]

anyone been to hogville lately? woof

Not working real smoothly.

THEIR crap MUST BE mumped UP!!!!!!!!

[Pete]

Chuck Carlton @ChuckCarltonDMN
RT @TeamSpeedKills: Arkansas newspaper reporting MIke Gundy has and has not been hired. Which, for the Arkansas fan base, is called Tuesday

The whole world is making fun of them, I think.

[Pete]

From the hogsports.com guy

Trey Biddy @TreyBiddy
Multiple sources now saying Mike Gundy will be the next head coach at Arkansas...presser likely to be Wednesday.

[CNS]

Grumblings that the sticking point in negotiations is that Gundy refuses to ever Woo-Pig-Sooie as he sees that as being something only an ignorant white trashy person would do.  uni guys don't like that stance and want him to come on.  that said, they also remember that the hired a hoops guy, brought him on campus, made him woo-pig-sooie and the guy immediately left for some other absolute crap job so he wouldn't have to ever make that noise again.

some people just can't sell out as fully as it takes to do something that horrible.

[OK_Cat]

i'm still firmly in the "i'll believe it when i see it" camp.

the meltdown at orangepower will be great.  there are already some posters over there who want gundy gone regardless.   

[WillieWatanabe]

@GeorgeSchroeder: Arkansas is nearing its next coach - but it is not Mike Gundy http://usat.ly/TDQW1V

[Pete]

i'm still firmly in the "i'll believe it when i see it" camp.

the meltdown at orangepower will be great.  there are already some posters over there who want gundy gone regardless.   

I hope he shoots down Arkansas "at the alter" and goes to Tennessee.

Best of both worlds.

[kso_FAN]

It's Altman!

It's Gundy!

[Skipper44]

i'm still firmly in the "i'll believe it when i see it" camp.

the meltdown at orangepower will be great.  there are already some posters over there who want gundy gone regardless.   

For real?  Do they have any legitimate reasons?

[CNS]

i'm still firmly in the "i'll believe it when i see it" camp.

the meltdown at orangepower will be great.  there are already some posters over there who want gundy gone regardless.   

For real?  Do they have any legitimate reasons?

Other than being Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?