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Official 2013 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« on: November 24, 2012, 05:57:48 PM »
Illinois might be looking for a coach...

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2012, 06:00:19 PM »
Tenn, ark, auburn maybe texas?
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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2012, 06:02:05 PM »
Tenn, ark, auburn maybe texas?
kentucky
iowa?
and then the trickle down...

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2012, 06:08:52 PM »
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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2012, 08:56:05 PM »
Tenn, ark, auburn maybe texas?
kentucky
iowa?
and then the trickle down...

Those losers have Ferentz locked in for the next 8 years; would cost a lot to fire him. I know BleacherReport is mostly garbage, but this article sums it up well:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1346534-iowa-football-kirk-ferentz-has-the-worst-contract-in-all-of-college-football

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2012, 09:30:48 PM »
also kentucky and and cal

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2012, 10:02:05 PM »
I really think Dorean from No. Illinois is the guy for UIUC, but i don't think Beckman is going to get canned till next year.


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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2012, 06:26:21 AM »
might as well re-title this thread to coaching carousel master thread

Mike Stoops is being mentioned for the Kentucky job. 
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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2012, 09:55:35 AM »
Bad timing for Bill to retire....

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2012, 10:25:42 AM »
Bad timing for Bill to retire....

If Bill wants them to stay within it might be good timing on his part?

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2012, 10:40:12 AM »
Bad timing for Bill to retire....

If Bill wants them to stay within it might be good timing on his part?

Last thing we need now is for a 73 year old coach to rebuild a staff.  Promoting/paying Dimel, Dickey, Hayes with better emphasis on recruiting and some needed position coach turnover is all that's needed.  If Bill hangs around, yeah, you couldn't blame some of those guys for entertaining better opportunities.

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2012, 12:43:47 PM »
Lots of recently fired coaches means lots of options for Snyder replacement!

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2012, 12:48:05 PM »
Lots of recently fired coaches means lots of options for Snyder replacement!

Dooley  :frown:

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2012, 01:05:15 PM »
Mike Gundy, Chip Kelly, David Shaw. All offensive coordinators hired when the head coach left on their own. All surpassed the success of their predecessors.

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2012, 01:12:56 PM »
I wonder who Auburn is going to hire?  There just don't seem to be any exciting hires laying around.  Maybe Tressel?

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2012, 01:13:09 PM »
Lots of recently fired coaches means lots of options for Snyder replacement!

Dooley  :frown:

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2012, 01:17:21 PM »
I wonder who Auburn is going to hire?  There just don't seem to be any exciting hires laying around.  Maybe Tressel?

Malzahn, right? It would have to be.

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2012, 01:18:33 PM »
I wonder who Auburn is going to hire?  There just don't seem to be any exciting hires laying around.  Maybe Tressel?

Malzahn, right? It would have to be.
I would be surprised if they did actually.

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2012, 01:19:54 PM »
I wonder who Auburn is going to hire?  There just don't seem to be any exciting hires laying around.  Maybe Tressel?

Malzahn, right? It would have to be.
I would be surprised if they did actually.

You should call them and tell them to rehire Tuberville.

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2012, 01:22:35 PM »
I wonder who Auburn is going to hire?  There just don't seem to be any exciting hires laying around.  Maybe Tressel?

Malzahn, right? It would have to be.
I would be surprised if they did actually.

You should call them and tell them to rehire Tuberville.
They won't answer my calls...

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2012, 01:47:22 PM »
Lots of recently fired coaches means lots of options for Snyder replacement!

Dooley  :frown:

Even worse... Chizik...

Dooley never had success at UT

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2012, 01:50:30 PM »
Chizik might just be asterisky enough.

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2012, 02:24:12 PM »
Who's going to take the other K-State's coach? Wish we could get him when Bill goes.
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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2012, 02:34:41 PM »
Mike Gundy, Chip Kelly, David Shaw. All offensive coordinators hired when the head coach left on their own. All surpassed the success of their predecessors.

Seems to me like the answer is pretty clear in this situation, but I have a feeling we're going to mess it up, anyway.

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Re: Illinois might be looking for a coach...
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2012, 03:11:10 PM »
Someone change the title of this thread to Official 2013 Coaching Carousel so I can post this: NC State is allegedly in talks with Mike Leach.