Official 2013 Coaching Carousel (football edition)

[sunny_cat]

He has a really pathetic "Me against the world" attitude.

Also probably has a really tiny pecker to pair with his bigotry.

T's & P's Ning

Is that why you a picture of a black man as your avatar?  To make u compensate for your microscopic pecker?

Good grief.

[i poo crabs]

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BREAKING #Vandy coach James Franklin is expected to be the next head coach at #PennState, per source

The infamous Franklin quote.   

"I've been saying it for a long time, I will not hire an assistant coach until I've seen his wife. If she looks the part, and she's a D-I recruit (one of the nation's best-of-the-best), then you got a chance to get hired. That's part of the deal."

Franklin should add Lane Kiffin to his staff.  Mrs. Kiffin ... WOW 

Saban beat Franklin to the punch and added Kiffin as his new OC. 

[GoodForAnother]

ninglu86 is droppin' bombs left and right here.

will sunny_cat ever recover?

[sunny_cat]

ninglu86 is droppin' bombs left and right here.

will sunny_cat ever recover?

I just got done crying and worked up the courage to post again.

[GoodForAnother]

ninglu86 is droppin' bombs left and right here.

will sunny_cat ever recover?

I just got done crying and worked up the courage to post again.

Jake would be proud of your resilience

[MadCat]

ninglu86 is droppin' bombs left and right here.

will sunny_cat ever recover?

I just got done crying and worked up the courage to post again.

Jake would be proud of your resilience

D. Scott approves

[Katpappy]

ninglu86 is droppin' bombs left and right here.

He's kicking ass and taking names.

[BackPayne]

JFC this thread has gone down the shitter.

[i poo crabs]

James Franklin is an awesome coach.  Players love him.  Hard worker.  He'll do great at PSU. 

[scottwildcat]

James Franklin is an awesome coach.  Players love him.  Hard worker.  He'll do great at PSU.

He will be fired in <5 years

[puniraptor]

James Franklin is an awesome coach.  Players love him.  Hard worker.  He'll do great at PSU.

He will be fired in <5 years

he will have success and leave for an nfl gig before that

[scottwildcat]

James Franklin is an awesome coach.  Players love him.  Hard worker.  He'll do great at PSU.

He will be fired in <5 years

he will have success and leave for an nfl gig before that

Hmm I hope so. I just think PSU will have a quick trigger once sanctions are up.

[Panjandrum]

James Franklin is an awesome coach.  Players love him.  Hard worker.  He'll do great at PSU.

He will be fired in <5 years

he will have success and leave for an nfl gig before that

Hmm I hope so. I just think PSU will have a quick trigger once sanctions are up.

I think he'll leave because he's tired of the Paterno-guy BS like O'Brien was.

Franklin was already being courted by the NFL.  If he has success at Penn State, he'll get a shot.

[Katpappy]

James Franklin is an awesome coach.  Players love him.  Hard worker.  He'll do great at PSU.

He will be fired in <5 years

he will have success and leave for an nfl gig before that

Hmm I hope so. I just think PSU will have a quick trigger once sanctions are up.

Yea that last coach they nicknamed JoePa, how long did he last?  60 years isn't enough to get a program to run like it should be. 

[scottwildcat]

James Franklin is an awesome coach.  Players love him.  Hard worker.  He'll do great at PSU.

He will be fired in <5 years

he will have success and leave for an nfl gig before that

Hmm I hope so. I just think PSU will have a quick trigger once sanctions are up.

Yea that last coach they nicknamed JoePa, how long did he last?  60 years isn't enough to get a program to run like it should be. 

 

['taterblast]

Stronghorns

1.Players will attend all of their classes and sit in the front two rows of all of their classes.  GAs, academic folks, position coaches will be checking constantly now.

2.No headphones in class.  No texting in class.  Sit up and take notes.

3.If a player misses a class, he runs until it hurts.  If he misses two classes, his entire position unit runs.  If he misses three, the position coach runs.  The position coaches don't want to run.

4.No earrings in the football building.  No drugs.  No stealing.  No guns.  Treat women with respect
.
5.Players may not live off campus anymore, unless they're a senior who hits certain academic standards. The University will buy out the leases for every player currently living off campus and put them in the athletic dorm.

6.The team will all live together, eat together, suffer together, and hang out together.  They will become a true team and learn to impose accountability on each other.  The cliques are over.

7.There's no time for a rebuild.  "I don't have time for that."  The expectation is that Texas wins now.

8.Players will learn that they would rather practice than milk a minor injury.

9.The focus is on winning and graduating.  Anything extraneous to that is a distraction and will be stamped out or removed.

10.Strong met individually with seniors and key leaders and re-emphasized that the plan is to win now. They can lead the new culture or be run over by it.

11."I don't want to talk about things.  I'd rather do things.  We just talked.  Now it's time to do."

['taterblast]

SON OF A BITCH. that's twice this week.

 

[CNS]

This is going to be interesting.

[michigancat]

Stronghorns

1.Players will attend all of their classes and sit in the front two rows of all of their classes.  GAs, academic folks, position coaches will be checking constantly now.

2.No headphones in class.  No texting in class.  Sit up and take notes.

3.If a player misses a class, he runs until it hurts.  If he misses two classes, his entire position unit runs.  If he misses three, the position coach runs.  The position coaches don't want to run.

4.No earrings in the football building.  No drugs.  No stealing.  No guns.  Treat women with respect
.
5.Players may not live off campus anymore, unless they're a senior who hits certain academic standards. The University will buy out the leases for every player currently living off campus and put them in the athletic dorm.

6.The team will all live together, eat together, suffer together, and hang out together.  They will become a true team and learn to impose accountability on each other.  The cliques are over.

7.There's no time for a rebuild.  "I don't have time for that."  The expectation is that Texas wins now.

8.Players will learn that they would rather practice than milk a minor injury.

9.The focus is on winning and graduating.  Anything extraneous to that is a distraction and will be stamped out or removed.

10.Strong met individually with seniors and key leaders and re-emphasized that the plan is to win now. They can lead the new culture or be run over by it.

11."I don't want to talk about things.  I'd rather do things.  We just talked.  Now it's time to do."

if this stuff is real LMAO what a clown

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Yea, it'd take me all of about 2 seconds to decide to transfer if I'm on the team. Senior or not, don't care.

[CNS]

A&M ---> 

[michigancat]

remember how everyone thought Mack sucked because 5 star recruits would just show up to Texas no matter what?

[Mr Bread]

Run until it hurts is so ambiguous.  What if they fell down after two steps and banged their elbow pretty good on the ground.  That hurts.  Done?  Stubbed toe on fifth stride.  Hurts.  Done?  Player is a huge pussy.  Running any amount always hurts at all times.  Done?  Total nonpussy and in great cardiovascular shape.  Run for hours?  Dumb.   

Also, hurts?  What the eff does that even mean?  I'm not sure about this. 

[michigancat]

I mean, I really don't want to compare him to a certain black coach we all know very well, but did anyone read all of step 3?

[Kat Kid]

Run until it hurts is so ambiguous.  What if they fell down after two steps and banged their elbow pretty good on the ground.  That hurts.  Done?  Stubbed toe on fifth stride.  Hurts.  Done?  Player is a huge pussy.  Running any amount always hurts at all times.  Done?  Total nonpussy and in great cardiovascular shape.  Run for hours?  Dumb.   

Also, hurts?  What the eff does that even mean?  I'm not sure about this.

See Rule #8