Martin:
Year 1 - NIT
Year 2 - NCAA 32
Year 3 - NCAA 64
Hired away by Miami - Goes onto to be a living legend on South Beach. He will Frank a ton of players, but his street cred will allow him to sign better classes than Miami deserves. At some point one of his hotshot assistants will do something that involves South Beach and some recruits, and Frank will resign in disgrace/awesomeness. He will go on to be one of those talking heads that the world has forgiven for his transgressions because he is such a genuine guy. He will be the most beloved Cuban sports analyst that the world has ever known. He will do the job for way too long until he is senile and looks batshit crazy on TV, at which point our kids will talk about Frank Martin the same way we talk about Lee Corso. Then we will tell them to shut the eff up and respect their elders.
Weber:
Year 1 - NCAA 32
Year 2 - NCAA 64
Year 3 - Sweet Sixteen
Year 4 - NCAA 64
Year 5 - NCAA 32
Hired away by Purdue - Gene Keady gets his boy a job in his more natural element, the Big 10. Weber goes onto do very Weber-like things. He has learned from his past mistakes at Illinois and will be a good coach as long as he keeps good assistants around the program. He will never set the world on fire, but he will be a successful coach till he retires. People will inexplicably talk about the genius of his X's and O's till civilization collapses and all our records are lost and the oral tradition has let oscar fade from the memory of mankind. (For the record, I hate oscar Weber and John Currie, but not as much as I hate being wrong on record.)