Just listened. Reminds me of a time I got dinner at one of them fancy modern asian places in Chicago. Saw this fine looking piece walking around in a mini skirt, looking absolutely fantastic. Real modern, really well, very tightly dressed asian girl.
As a side note, is it just me or do asian chicks dress "up" and more provocatively then anyother subset of females short of strippers and polish chicks?
Anyway, she gets to my table to drop off the menu, I look up and sure enough there is a healthy amount of 5 oclock shadow.
Just goes to show, only way to know for sure is to slip the old hand down the pants and check for shaft.