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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #100 on: January 16, 2013, 04:46:36 PM »
lol gay mormon catholic school football player

When you think about it, being Morman and Catholic would be pretty solid cover as to why you're not just running through sluts while being such a stud football player.  He couldn't on account of how religious he was/saving himself for marriage with a woman/etc.  All the while he is just crushin dudes on the down low. :driving:
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« Reply #101 on: January 16, 2013, 04:46:45 PM »
notre dame saying that manti and his family informed them on december 26 that he was the victim of a hoax

wtf, story is so weird

This isn't about any hoaxes.  Clearly Manti was just gay with the dude running the account.  It was a way for them to be all lovie dovie in public without being outed as mommies.  Sometimes being secretly gay in public has its downside.  I say if you want to bang a dude, then bang you a fuckin dude and let those chips fall where they may.

That would still be a hoax, but it isn't the least believable thing.  Also, why kill the girl off and use it to further your story?

There's a lot of pressure on football players not to be openly gay.  Maybe they realized their forbidden love was too risky for Manti's career and they decided it would be romantic to end their relationship by publicly killing it.  Meaningful symbolism here for those guys.  They're entitled to mourn the loss of their love 8mp.  Media support was just an unintended benefit.  He still suffered and played through it.  Even steven then? :dunno:

Gay is 'in' thesedays. If anything, being secretly gay would have garnered even more media attention/support

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« Reply #102 on: January 16, 2013, 04:48:55 PM »
Time to dig up grandma

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #103 on: January 16, 2013, 04:49:43 PM »
notre dame saying that manti and his family informed them on december 26 that he was the victim of a hoax

wtf, story is so weird

This isn't about any hoaxes.  Clearly Manti was just gay with the dude running the account.  It was a way for them to be all lovie dovie in public without being outed as mommies.  Sometimes being secretly gay in public has its downside.  I say if you want to bang a dude, then bang you a fuckin dude and let those chips fall where they may.

That would still be a hoax, but it isn't the least believable thing.  Also, why kill the girl off and use it to further your story?

There's a lot of pressure on football players not to be openly gay.  Maybe they realized their forbidden love was too risky for Manti's career and they decided it would be romantic to end their relationship by publicly killing it.  Meaningful symbolism here for those guys.  They're entitled to mourn the loss of their love 8mp.  Media support was just an unintended benefit.  He still suffered and played through it.  Even steven then? :dunno:

Gay is 'in' thesedays. If anything, being secretly gay would have garnered even more media attention/support
 

Name one openly gay football star.  Don't be a dumbass Abe.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #104 on: January 16, 2013, 04:50:37 PM »
Time to dig up grandma

How OK_Cat didn't post this I'll never know....

shut the hell up

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« Reply #105 on: January 16, 2013, 04:50:58 PM »
LOL at the media that pressed his story so hard without even looking into it in the least.

Agreed.  This story should be more embarrassing for the media than Te'o/Notre Dame but since the media reports the news they sure as hell won't make themselves look bad.

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« Reply #106 on: January 16, 2013, 04:51:17 PM »
:lol: at this guy crying on the Gottlieb show about having to tell his son about the hoax
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #107 on: January 16, 2013, 04:52:03 PM »
this is so awful.

like, i post crap about dead people to troll, but this guy did it for publicity and for a national audience.  what a shithead.

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« Reply #108 on: January 16, 2013, 04:52:27 PM »
Deadspin just teabagged the sports world today

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #109 on: January 16, 2013, 04:55:04 PM »
Teo just trolled the entire country...

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« Reply #110 on: January 16, 2013, 04:56:33 PM »
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« Reply #111 on: January 16, 2013, 04:57:07 PM »
Dont blame the media, there was some sort of issue with getting the "Long Form" birth certificate from Hawaii for Lenny

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« Reply #112 on: January 16, 2013, 04:58:38 PM »
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« Reply #113 on: January 16, 2013, 04:58:51 PM »
LOL at the media that pressed his story so hard without even looking into it in the least.

Agreed.  This story should be more embarrassing for the media than Te'o/Notre Dame but since the media reports the news they sure as hell won't make themselves look bad.

ESPN seems to be the ones that pushed this the hardest. The same media outlet that brought us Sarah Phillips.
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« Reply #114 on: January 16, 2013, 04:59:51 PM »
Deadspin just teabagged the sports world today

Kind of easy when there mouth is still open after taking Te'o's gay male genitals.

Ever think this girlfriend cover was not for Te'o to hide him being gay but to cover it up from the homophobic big money donors.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #115 on: January 16, 2013, 05:00:10 PM »
notre dame saying that manti and his family informed them on december 26 that he was the victim of a hoax

wtf, story is so weird

This isn't about any hoaxes.  Clearly Manti was just gay with the dude running the account.  It was a way for them to be all lovie dovie in public without being outed as mommies.  Sometimes being secretly gay in public has its downside.  I say if you want to bang a dude, then bang you a fuckin dude and let those chips fall where they may.

That would still be a hoax, but it isn't the least believable thing.  Also, why kill the girl off and use it to further your story?

There's a lot of pressure on football players not to be openly gay.  Maybe they realized their forbidden love was too risky for Manti's career and they decided it would be romantic to end their relationship by publicly killing it.  Meaningful symbolism here for those guys.  They're entitled to mourn the loss of their love 8mp.  Media support was just an unintended benefit.  He still suffered and played through it.  Even steven then? :dunno:

Gay is 'in' thesedays. If anything, being secretly gay would have garnered even more media attention/support
 

Name one openly gay football star.  Don't be a dumbass Abe.

That one shitty former 49ers QB?

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #116 on: January 16, 2013, 05:02:05 PM »
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Elaine finds herself at the center of a controversy when a college football star uses her photo as a picture of his fake dead girlfriend

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #117 on: January 16, 2013, 05:04:03 PM »
Anyone else think Teo should go the "crying wrestling fan" and see if he can get a web redemption on Tosh.O

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« Reply #118 on: January 16, 2013, 05:05:27 PM »
Also whats the over/under on Mantai offing himself after this?

I put the odds at 65/35 he does it in the next 2 weeks

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« Reply #119 on: January 16, 2013, 05:07:10 PM »
LOL at the media that pressed his story so hard without even looking into it in the least.

Agreed.  This story should be more embarrassing for the media than Te'o/Notre Dame but since the media reports the news they sure as hell won't make themselves look bad.

ESPN seems to be the ones that pushed this the hardest. The same media outlet that brought us Sarah Phillips.

Deadspin and ESPN haven't been the best of buds in recently.  This is more than just a warning shot, Deadspin has previously taken aim at ESPN's journalistic "integrity".
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« Reply #120 on: January 16, 2013, 05:08:08 PM »
notre dame saying that manti and his family informed them on december 26 that he was the victim of a hoax

wtf, story is so weird

This isn't about any hoaxes.  Clearly Manti was just gay with the dude running the account.  It was a way for them to be all lovie dovie in public without being outed as mommies.  Sometimes being secretly gay in public has its downside.  I say if you want to bang a dude, then bang you a fuckin dude and let those chips fall where they may.

That would still be a hoax, but it isn't the least believable thing.  Also, why kill the girl off and use it to further your story?

There's a lot of pressure on football players not to be openly gay.  Maybe they realized their forbidden love was too risky for Manti's career and they decided it would be romantic to end their relationship by publicly killing it.  Meaningful symbolism here for those guys.  They're entitled to mourn the loss of their love 8mp.  Media support was just an unintended benefit.  He still suffered and played through it.  Even steven then? :dunno:

Gay is 'in' thesedays. If anything, being secretly gay would have garnered even more media attention/support
 

Name one openly gay football star.  Don't be a dumbass Abe.

You're right, there are none. Which would make it an even bigger story

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #121 on: January 16, 2013, 05:11:26 PM »
Lennay Kekua probably means "ha ha fooled you" in Hawaiian.

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« Reply #122 on: January 16, 2013, 05:16:42 PM »
ESPN just devoted its first 15 minutes to Chip Kelly. Te'o coming next.

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« Reply #123 on: January 16, 2013, 05:17:05 PM »
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