Author Topic: Navy shower  (Read 8591 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37111
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2012, 03:46:07 PM »
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

me taking a shower for 15 minutes vs me taking a shower for 5 minutes will have little to no impact on poor people in ethiopia.

the difference between a 15 minute shower and a 5 minute shower is ~22 gallons. so that's 22 extra gallons per day that has to be processed back into clean water at a treatment facility. extra bonus question: how long does it take you to drink 22 gallons of water in the course of your normal life?

the water that i don't use isn't going to be bottled and shipped to africa.  use it or lose it, fellas.

you're right, it won't be shipped to africa. but you won't "lose" it either. what the eff does that even mean?

OK Cat lives in OKC. Luckily for him, that city has plenty of water right now, and when they run out in 30 years or so, there is cheap water to be had from impoverished Native Americans to the south.

Offline slobber

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 12427
  • Gonna win 'em all!
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #51 on: October 02, 2012, 03:46:50 PM »
LIKE A RAISIN!!!!

Offline Emo EMAW

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 17891
  • Unrepentant traditional emobro
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2012, 03:53:08 PM »
Rumors OK Cat might be doing "something else" in the shower.  :sdeek:

Offline Dr Rick Daris

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 23383
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2012, 03:59:00 PM »
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

well there are also billions of people that don't have the internet but here you are tink, tink, tinking away like you're mrs the animal or something. give me a break emo EMAW. good grief.

Offline Johnny Wichita

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2140
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2012, 05:12:30 PM »
I've adopted this habit for about a year now. Anybody else do this?

Been doing this for years now.  Never knew there was a name for it.  Keep up the good work treysolid.   :combofan:

god i bet you do, weirdo.

Like you didn't already know, in great detail, my showering habits. 

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 64047
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2012, 05:25:42 PM »
you mean... the water i use to shower with can't ever be used by anyone ever again?   :runaway:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline OlatheWildcat

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 696
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2012, 06:27:08 PM »
Pee
Get undressed
Weigh myself
Turn the shower on
Scratch my back
Shower (Left arm-->Right arm-->Right Leg-->Left Leg-->Rest of Body-->Hair-->Relax)
Dry off
Get dressed
Comb Hair
Deodorant
Clean Ears
Shave
Brush Teeth

Routine of champions
Follow me on Twitter @OlatheWildcat12

Offline Tobias

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29146
  • hypoclique lieutenant
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2012, 06:33:47 PM »
Pee
Get undressed
Weigh myself
Turn the shower on
Scratch my back
Shower (Left arm-->Right arm-->Right Leg-->Left Leg-->Rest of Body-->Hair-->Relax)
Dry off
Get dressed
Comb Hair
Deodorant
Clean Ears
Shave
Brush Teeth

Routine of champions

deodorant after getting dressed? :sdeek:

Offline FP TC etc.

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2301
  • USA! USA! USA!
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2012, 06:36:36 PM »
Pee
Get undressed
Weigh myself
Turn the shower on
Scratch my back
Shower (Left arm-->Right arm-->Right Leg-->Left Leg-->Rest of Body-->Hair-->Relax)
Dry off
Get dressed
Comb Hair
Deodorant
Clean Ears
Shave
Brush Teeth

Routine of champions

deodorant after getting dressed? :sdeek:

So many things are out of place in this routine.

Offline OlatheWildcat

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 696
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2012, 06:38:45 PM »
Pee
Get undressed
Weigh myself
Turn the shower on
Scratch my back
Shower (Left arm-->Right arm-->Right Leg-->Left Leg-->Rest of Body-->Hair-->Relax)
Dry off
Get dressed
Comb Hair
Deodorant
Clean Ears
Shave
Brush Teeth

Routine of champions

deodorant after getting dressed? :sdeek:

So many things are out of place in this routine.

I should probably edit that. Still shirtless when putting the deodorant on. Actually shirt comes on last.
Follow me on Twitter @OlatheWildcat12

Offline DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22252
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2012, 06:41:14 PM »
Did the morning routine thread get lost in 'fans? 

Wake up
Use the restroom
(SHAVING GOES HERE IF NECESSARY)
Turn on shower
Brush teeth
Mouth wash
Get in shower
spit mouth wash
bodywash
shampoo
facewash
out of shower
deodorant
underwear -> pants -> shirt
adjust hair
walk to bus


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Online Cire

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 19762
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #61 on: October 02, 2012, 08:23:56 PM »
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

Offline kim carnes

  • chingon!
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13574
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #62 on: October 02, 2012, 08:27:05 PM »
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

he probably uses electric

Offline OlatheWildcat

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 696
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #63 on: October 02, 2012, 08:47:12 PM »
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

he probably uses electric

Mondays I do a normal shave with a Mach 3, that's before I shower. Every other day I use an electric afterwards.
Follow me on Twitter @OlatheWildcat12

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13245
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #64 on: October 02, 2012, 08:49:31 PM »
olathe doesn't even pull his pants down before he pees? sickening

Offline kim carnes

  • chingon!
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13574
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #65 on: October 02, 2012, 08:52:43 PM »
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

he probably uses electric

Mondays I do a normal shave with a Mach 3, that's before I shower. Every other day I use an electric afterwards.

what on earth

Offline Tobias

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29146
  • hypoclique lieutenant
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #66 on: October 02, 2012, 08:53:42 PM »
blow huge holes in morning routines with LSOC?  :pray:

Offline OlatheWildcat

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 696
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #67 on: October 02, 2012, 08:59:19 PM »
olathe doesn't even pull his pants down before he pees? sickening

Can't make it
Follow me on Twitter @OlatheWildcat12

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 64047
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #68 on: October 02, 2012, 09:16:44 PM »
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

he probably uses electric

Mondays I do a normal shave with a Mach 3, that's before I shower. Every other day I use an electric afterwards.

i don't even know what to say.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline FP TC etc.

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2301
  • USA! USA! USA!
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #69 on: October 02, 2012, 09:20:19 PM »
Some of you people are super weird.

Offline Bloodfart

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5663
  • I don't run out of gas.
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2012, 11:31:23 PM »
A couple questions.

1. Why are people turning on the shower then doing other things not shower related?  Where does this habit originate from? 
Maybe it is a fear of cold water shrinkage.  I think there was a wiki page linked about that in another thread.   

2. Doesn't the mirror get fogged up from all the steam preventing clear visual for shaving?  Seems like it would.

Plus you are all going to bed dirty.  #SHOWER@NITE

Offline SdK

  • Libertine
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 20951
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #71 on: October 02, 2012, 11:33:09 PM »
#teamshowertwiceaday

Sent from my SPH-D710 using Tapatalk 2


Offline Bloodfart

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5663
  • I don't run out of gas.
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #72 on: October 02, 2012, 11:40:02 PM »
#teamshowertwiceaday

Sent from my SPH-D710 using Tapatalk 2

I got dry skin.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 11:47:06 PM by Bloodfart »

Offline Stevesie60

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 17146
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #73 on: October 03, 2012, 12:21:45 AM »
Showering at night may be the worst common place idea I've ever heard. I have to take a shower in the morning not matter what to 1. wake up 2. not feel like a dirty homeless person all day. There's been times when I've gotten home at 3-4 in the morning from a concert or something and taken a shower, woken up a couple hours later and showered again. If I don't shower in the morning, boy, my whole day is in a funk.

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 64047
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Navy shower
« Reply #74 on: October 03, 2012, 12:27:47 AM »
not showering in the morning, regardless of night showers, makes me feel dirty gross all day.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite