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Title: Navy shower
Post by: treysolid on October 01, 2012, 01:10:35 PM
I've adopted this habit for about a year now. Anybody else do this?
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Pete on October 01, 2012, 01:11:23 PM
This isn't a sex thing, is it?
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: SdK on October 01, 2012, 01:12:40 PM
I just stick to golden.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: treysolid on October 01, 2012, 01:13:01 PM
This isn't a sex thing, is it?

 :nono:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navy_shower (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navy_shower)
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 01, 2012, 01:16:26 PM
Willie Shower -

1. Turn on shower really hot. 
2. Sit on toilet and check BBS, play Words With Friends, etc... until legs are numb. 
3. Get into shower and lay down in the tub for about 15 minutes and take a nap.
4. Stand up and do showery stuff
5. Shave balls.
6. Rinse.
7. Turn shower off.

 :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: steve dave on October 01, 2012, 01:16:46 PM
what's the point? save money on water?
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 01, 2012, 01:18:52 PM
yeah i wouldn't do that. really enjoy standing there and just letting the water hit me.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on October 01, 2012, 01:22:52 PM
Yeah, idk, seems like you'd get cold while lathering and stuff.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: slobber on October 01, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
EcoCat approved.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: pissclams on October 01, 2012, 01:27:17 PM
no navy's for me, i'm strictly a hollywood shower person
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: steve dave on October 01, 2012, 01:28:34 PM
EcoCat approved.

I changed over 10 thousand light bulbs to help us to win braggin rights. I've earned my long hot showers.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: ben ji on October 01, 2012, 01:29:18 PM
1. Turn shower on
2. Start coffee
3. Throw bacon in pan, turn heat on low
4. Shower
5. Emerge from shower and dry off
6. Put on robe and flip bacon

Boom, in 10 minutes I have showered and have breakfast ready.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: mocat on October 01, 2012, 01:30:47 PM
what's the point? save money on water?

No, just save water. On a ship it's good to conserve fresh water when you are at sea for like 9 years at a time.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: AppleJack on October 01, 2012, 01:31:49 PM
I take the hottest showers this side of Oak Park Mall. Painfully hot.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: SdK on October 01, 2012, 01:33:12 PM
Actually at my apartment I have a cold water problem in my shower. It just randomly scalds me and stays that way for 30 seconds, etc. I guess it's better than having hot water problems?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 01, 2012, 01:37:28 PM
Jakesie60 morning shower routine:

1. Turn on water
2. Pee
3. Enter shower
4. Stand there for 10 minutes while the water hits me and I think about life
5. Wash hair, body and rinse off in approximately 1 minute
6. Turn off water and dry off
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OK_Cat on October 01, 2012, 01:47:48 PM
yeah, i'm definitely this guy:

turn on shower
morning crap/read news on phone
shave
get in shower and stand around for a while
soap/shampoo really quick
hang out in shower a little bit longer
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: dmartin on October 01, 2012, 02:18:14 PM
slightly on topic, but what's everyone's opinion on washing hair / washing body - which comes first? 
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Brock Landers on October 01, 2012, 02:21:08 PM
slightly on topic, but what's everyone's opinion on washing hair / washing body - which comes first?


Hair, then body.  Anybody who says different is a shower noob who goes around with hair/shampoo stank water residue covering their body.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: hemmy on October 01, 2012, 02:24:25 PM
Yeah, idk, seems like you'd get cold while lathering and stuff.

This is a critical point, I keep my apt very cold at night, and so I can't just turn the hot water off, I would get hypothermia.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OK_Cat on October 01, 2012, 02:27:40 PM
slightly on topic, but what's everyone's opinion on washing hair / washing body - which comes first?


Hair, then body.  Anybody who says different is a shower noob who goes around with hair/shampoo stank water residue covering their body.

yeah, i can't imagine anyone doing body first and hair second, that makes no sense. 
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Bloodfart on October 01, 2012, 03:04:32 PM
slightly on topic, but what's everyone's opinion on washing hair / washing body - which comes first?


Hair, then body.  Anybody who says different is a shower noob who goes around with hair/shampoo stank water residue covering their body.

yeah, i can't imagine anyone doing body first and hair second, that makes no sense.

SOMETIMES I GET CONFUSED OK.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 01, 2012, 04:01:35 PM
i use the hair/body wash....  it all gets done at the same time  :peek:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: wetwillie on October 01, 2012, 06:53:19 PM
Sounds like something a poor person would do :dunno:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Chico on October 01, 2012, 07:51:59 PM
I go body then hair.  Kick off with a little Dove for Men Fresh Awake (lemony scent), rinse, and then follow it up with some Herbal Essence (blue).  I don't like mixing my scents.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: SdK on October 01, 2012, 07:57:54 PM
Apparently doesn't enjoy make sense either. HEY OH!
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: CHONGS on October 01, 2012, 09:52:00 PM
pee then brush teeth then turn on shower then get in shower then wash face then hair then body then dry body off with towel then dry hair a bit with towel then apply leave in conditioner for hair then apply spray then apply pre-shave then use hair drier with diffuser then shave then rinse then apply aftershave then apply deodorant then apply a bit of cologne then get dressed.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 01, 2012, 10:11:37 PM
Sounds like something a poor efficient person would do :dunno:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 01, 2012, 10:13:34 PM
pee then brush teeth then turn on shower then get in shower then wash face then hair then body then dry body off with towel then dry hair a bit with towel then apply leave in conditioner for hair then apply spray then apply pre-shave then use hair drier with diffuser then shave then rinse then apply aftershave then apply deodorant then apply a bit of cologne then get dressed.

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Not Sure on October 01, 2012, 10:24:15 PM
This also contrasts with an Air Force Shower, which is to turn the water on, it breaks, fill out a mishap report form, send it off to Wright-Patterson AFB in Ohio to authorize a search to find a contractor, get a senior official fired for rigging the contractor search for a cush job on the board of directors, hold muddled congressional hearing, restart search, choose Boeing and fly contractors out to fix shower, put up contractors in a fancy hotel because they arrived on a thursday afternoon and their contract stipulates they cannot work until monday, finally get workers out to site only to find out that the shower was already fixed by tech sergeant with a hose and a plumming background, thereby forcing the contractors to break the shower again and fix it.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 01, 2012, 10:27:03 PM
This also contrasts with an Air Force Shower, which is to turn the water on, it breaks, fill out a mishap report form, send it off two Wright-Patterson AFB in Ohio to authorize a search to find a contractor, get a senior official fired for rigging the contractor search for a cush job on the board of directors, hold muddled congressional hearing, restart search, choose Boeing and fly contractors out to fix shower, put up contractors in a fancy hotel because they arrived on a thursday afternoon and their contract stipulates they cannot work until monday, finally get workers out to site only to find out that the shower was already fixed by tech sergeant with a hose and a plumming background, thereby forcing the contractors to break the shower again and fix it.

obama!!!  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Cire on October 02, 2012, 06:13:30 AM
I shave in the shower
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OK_Cat on October 02, 2012, 09:19:23 AM
I go body then hair.  Kick off with a little Dove for Men Fresh Awake (lemony scent), rinse, and then follow it up with some Herbal Essence (blue).  I don't like mixing my scents.

HEY DUMBASS NOW YOUR WHOLE BODY SMELLS LIKE BLUE HERBAL ESSENCE INSTEAD OF LEMONY SCENT.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Johnny Wichita on October 02, 2012, 09:57:34 AM
I've adopted this habit for about a year now. Anybody else do this?

Been doing this for years now.  Never knew there was a name for it.  Keep up the good work treysolid.   :combofan:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: treysolid on October 02, 2012, 11:06:22 AM
I've adopted this habit for about a year now. Anybody else do this?

Been doing this for years now.  Never knew there was a name for it.  Keep up the good work treysolid.   :combofan:

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Title: Navy shower
Post by: Chico on October 02, 2012, 11:29:44 AM
I go body then hair.  Kick off with a little Dove for Men Fresh Awake (lemony scent), rinse, and then follow it up with some Herbal Essence (blue).  I don't like mixing my scents.

HEY DUMBASS NOW YOUR WHOLE BODY SMELLS LIKE BLUE HERBAL ESSENCE INSTEAD OF LEMONY SCENT.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO SMELL LIKE!
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Bloodfart on October 02, 2012, 12:30:54 PM
You should start at the top and work your way down.  That way the bacteria and gross stuff is naturally flowing down and away.  How do you wash your car?  You start at the top and work down. 

Some times I forget to wash my hair first because I don't always have hair.  Rotate between Mr. Clean and Top Gun Tom Cruise.   :cool:  When there is no hair I just use the body wash on my head first and work down.  Then the hair grows into being styleable so I use shampoo then body wash.   I get so pissed after washing my body then reach up and realize my hair is still unclean.   :angry:  Hair is like a magnet for germs and bacteria.  So I end up shampooing hair and rewashing my body.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: _33 on October 02, 2012, 12:34:09 PM
There has never been any germs or bacteria in my hair.  You are weird.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 02, 2012, 12:41:17 PM
I've adopted this habit for about a year now. Anybody else do this?

Been doing this for years now.  Never knew there was a name for it.  Keep up the good work treysolid.   :combofan:

god i bet you do, weirdo.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: dmartin on October 02, 2012, 03:00:54 PM
You should start at the top and work your way down.  That way the bacteria and gross stuff is naturally flowing down and away.  How do you wash your car?  You start at the top and work down. 

Some times I forget to wash my hair first because I don't always have hair.  Rotate between Mr. Clean and Top Gun Tom Cruise.   :cool:  When there is no hair I just use the body wash on my head first and work down.  Then the hair grows into being styleable so I use shampoo then body wash.   I get so pissed after washing my body then reach up and realize my hair is still unclean.   :angry:  Hair is like a magnet for germs and bacteria.  So I end up shampooing hair and rewashing my body.

haha, appears I'm doing it wrong, but here's why. I hate getting water in my eyes, and if I wash my hair first, then I always get water in my eyes while washing everything else. solution is body first, hair last (except after a hair cut, gotta do hair first then).

I'll give it a shot though guys. I don't want to do this wrong anymore.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 02, 2012, 03:18:16 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: slobber on October 02, 2012, 03:20:08 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.
That is a great post. I'd have been way more snarky about the idiots that waste a crap ton of water.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OK_Cat on October 02, 2012, 03:20:39 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

me taking a shower for 15 minutes vs me taking a shower for 5 minutes will have little to no impact on poor people in ethiopia.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: treysolid on October 02, 2012, 03:27:49 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

me taking a shower for 15 minutes vs me taking a shower for 5 minutes will have little to no impact on poor people in ethiopia.

the difference between a 15 minute shower and a 5 minute shower is ~22 gallons. so that's 22 extra gallons per day that has to be processed back into clean water at a treatment facility. extra bonus question: how long does it take you to drink 22 gallons of water in the course of your normal life?
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OK_Cat on October 02, 2012, 03:29:15 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

me taking a shower for 15 minutes vs me taking a shower for 5 minutes will have little to no impact on poor people in ethiopia.

the difference between a 15 minute shower and a 5 minute shower is ~22 gallons. so that's 22 extra gallons per day that has to be processed back into clean water at a treatment facility. extra bonus question: how long does it take you to drink 22 gallons of water in the course of your normal life?

the water that i don't use isn't going to be bottled and shipped to africa.  use it or lose it, fellas.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2012, 03:32:10 PM
there's enough water under memorial stadium in lawrence to ensure we all can shower for a very, very, long time.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: treysolid on October 02, 2012, 03:32:49 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

me taking a shower for 15 minutes vs me taking a shower for 5 minutes will have little to no impact on poor people in ethiopia.

the difference between a 15 minute shower and a 5 minute shower is ~22 gallons. so that's 22 extra gallons per day that has to be processed back into clean water at a treatment facility. extra bonus question: how long does it take you to drink 22 gallons of water in the course of your normal life?

the water that i don't use isn't going to be bottled and shipped to africa.  use it or lose it, fellas.

you're right, it won't be shipped to africa. but you won't "lose" it either. what the eff does that even mean?
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: treysolid on October 02, 2012, 03:34:22 PM
there's enough water IN hilton coliseum in ames to ensure we all can shower for a very, very, long time.

FYP
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OK_Cat on October 02, 2012, 03:38:24 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

me taking a shower for 15 minutes vs me taking a shower for 5 minutes will have little to no impact on poor people in ethiopia.

the difference between a 15 minute shower and a 5 minute shower is ~22 gallons. so that's 22 extra gallons per day that has to be processed back into clean water at a treatment facility. extra bonus question: how long does it take you to drink 22 gallons of water in the course of your normal life?

the water that i don't use isn't going to be bottled and shipped to africa.  use it or lose it, fellas.

you're right, it won't be shipped to africa. but you won't "lose" it either. what the eff does that even mean?

it means i'm going to start taking all of my naps in the shower while reading a nat geo   :dance:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: treysolid on October 02, 2012, 03:41:35 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

me taking a shower for 15 minutes vs me taking a shower for 5 minutes will have little to no impact on poor people in ethiopia.

the difference between a 15 minute shower and a 5 minute shower is ~22 gallons. so that's 22 extra gallons per day that has to be processed back into clean water at a treatment facility. extra bonus question: how long does it take you to drink 22 gallons of water in the course of your normal life?

the water that i don't use isn't going to be bottled and shipped to africa.  use it or lose it, fellas.

you're right, it won't be shipped to africa. but you won't "lose" it either. what the eff does that even mean?

it means i'm going to start taking all of my naps in the shower while reading a nat geo   :dance:

i hope you get REALLY wrinkly skin!

LIKE A RAISIN!
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 02, 2012, 03:46:07 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

me taking a shower for 15 minutes vs me taking a shower for 5 minutes will have little to no impact on poor people in ethiopia.

the difference between a 15 minute shower and a 5 minute shower is ~22 gallons. so that's 22 extra gallons per day that has to be processed back into clean water at a treatment facility. extra bonus question: how long does it take you to drink 22 gallons of water in the course of your normal life?

the water that i don't use isn't going to be bottled and shipped to africa.  use it or lose it, fellas.

you're right, it won't be shipped to africa. but you won't "lose" it either. what the eff does that even mean?

OK Cat lives in OKC. Luckily for him, that city has plenty of water right now, and when they run out in 30 years or so, there is cheap water to be had from impoverished Native Americans to the south.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: slobber on October 02, 2012, 03:46:50 PM
LIKE A RAISIN!!!!
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 02, 2012, 03:53:08 PM
Rumors OK Cat might be doing "something else" in the shower.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 02, 2012, 03:59:00 PM
Hey guys don't really want to get all "preachy" but water is fast becoming an important resource, and with the whole global warming deal it's probably best to take a quick shower.  Now I'm not saying get in there and sprint through everything and jump out, but just don't waste your time in there.  There's like billions of people that don't even have safe drinking water and here you guys are sleeping in the shower.  I'm just saying, please be considerate of your fellow Earthians. 

Whew, that felt better.  Sorry guys, carry on.

well there are also billions of people that don't have the internet but here you are tink, tink, tinking away like you're mrs the animal or something. give me a break emo EMAW. good grief.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Johnny Wichita on October 02, 2012, 05:12:30 PM
I've adopted this habit for about a year now. Anybody else do this?

Been doing this for years now.  Never knew there was a name for it.  Keep up the good work treysolid.   :combofan:

god i bet you do, weirdo.

Like you didn't already know, in great detail, my showering habits. 
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 02, 2012, 05:25:42 PM
you mean... the water i use to shower with can't ever be used by anyone ever again?   :runaway:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OlatheWildcat on October 02, 2012, 06:27:08 PM
Pee
Get undressed
Weigh myself
Turn the shower on
Scratch my back
Shower (Left arm-->Right arm-->Right Leg-->Left Leg-->Rest of Body-->Hair-->Relax)
Dry off
Get dressed
Comb Hair
Deodorant
Clean Ears
Shave
Brush Teeth

Routine of champions
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Tobias on October 02, 2012, 06:33:47 PM
Pee
Get undressed
Weigh myself
Turn the shower on
Scratch my back
Shower (Left arm-->Right arm-->Right Leg-->Left Leg-->Rest of Body-->Hair-->Relax)
Dry off
Get dressed
Comb Hair
Deodorant
Clean Ears
Shave
Brush Teeth

Routine of champions

deodorant after getting dressed? :sdeek:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: FP TC etc. on October 02, 2012, 06:36:36 PM
Pee
Get undressed
Weigh myself
Turn the shower on
Scratch my back
Shower (Left arm-->Right arm-->Right Leg-->Left Leg-->Rest of Body-->Hair-->Relax)
Dry off
Get dressed
Comb Hair
Deodorant
Clean Ears
Shave
Brush Teeth

Routine of champions

deodorant after getting dressed? :sdeek:

So many things are out of place in this routine.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OlatheWildcat on October 02, 2012, 06:38:45 PM
Pee
Get undressed
Weigh myself
Turn the shower on
Scratch my back
Shower (Left arm-->Right arm-->Right Leg-->Left Leg-->Rest of Body-->Hair-->Relax)
Dry off
Get dressed
Comb Hair
Deodorant
Clean Ears
Shave
Brush Teeth

Routine of champions

deodorant after getting dressed? :sdeek:

So many things are out of place in this routine.

I should probably edit that. Still shirtless when putting the deodorant on. Actually shirt comes on last.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: DQ12 on October 02, 2012, 06:41:14 PM
Did the morning routine thread get lost in 'fans? 

Wake up
Use the restroom
(SHAVING GOES HERE IF NECESSARY)
Turn on shower
Brush teeth
Mouth wash
Get in shower
spit mouth wash
bodywash
shampoo
facewash
out of shower
deodorant
underwear -> pants -> shirt
adjust hair
walk to bus
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Cire on October 02, 2012, 08:23:56 PM
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: kim carnes on October 02, 2012, 08:27:05 PM
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

he probably uses electric
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OlatheWildcat on October 02, 2012, 08:47:12 PM
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

he probably uses electric

Mondays I do a normal shave with a Mach 3, that's before I shower. Every other day I use an electric afterwards.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 02, 2012, 08:49:31 PM
olathe doesn't even pull his pants down before he pees? sickening
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: kim carnes on October 02, 2012, 08:52:43 PM
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

he probably uses electric

Mondays I do a normal shave with a Mach 3, that's before I shower. Every other day I use an electric afterwards.

what on earth
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Tobias on October 02, 2012, 08:53:42 PM
blow huge holes in morning routines with LSOC?  :pray:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OlatheWildcat on October 02, 2012, 08:59:19 PM
olathe doesn't even pull his pants down before he pees? sickening

Can't make it
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 02, 2012, 09:16:44 PM
You shave before the shower? :horrorsurprise:

he probably uses electric

Mondays I do a normal shave with a Mach 3, that's before I shower. Every other day I use an electric afterwards.

i don't even know what to say.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: FP TC etc. on October 02, 2012, 09:20:19 PM
Some of you people are super weird.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Bloodfart on October 02, 2012, 11:31:23 PM
A couple questions.

1. Why are people turning on the shower then doing other things not shower related?  Where does this habit originate from? 
Maybe it is a fear of cold water shrinkage.  I think there was a wiki page linked about that in another thread.   

2. Doesn't the mirror get fogged up from all the steam preventing clear visual for shaving?  Seems like it would.

Plus you are all going to bed dirty.  #SHOWER@NITE
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: SdK on October 02, 2012, 11:33:09 PM
#teamshowertwiceaday

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Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Bloodfart on October 02, 2012, 11:40:02 PM
#teamshowertwiceaday

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I got dry skin.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 03, 2012, 12:21:45 AM
Showering at night may be the worst common place idea I've ever heard. I have to take a shower in the morning not matter what to 1. wake up 2. not feel like a dirty homeless person all day. There's been times when I've gotten home at 3-4 in the morning from a concert or something and taken a shower, woken up a couple hours later and showered again. If I don't shower in the morning, boy, my whole day is in a funk.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 03, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
not showering in the morning, regardless of night showers, makes me feel dirty gross all day.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: jdagg2003 on October 03, 2012, 12:30:30 AM
Showering at night may be the worst common place idea I've ever heard. I have to take a shower in the morning not matter what to 1. wake up 2. not feel like a dirty homeless person all day. There's been times when I've gotten home at 3-4 in the morning from a concert or something and taken a shower, woken up a couple hours later and showered again. If I don't shower in the morning, boy, my whole day is in a funk.

Me to, sometimes I end up taking 2 or 3 showers in a 24 hour period. If I dont take a shower before work I feel disgusting.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: DQ12 on October 03, 2012, 12:38:48 AM
I find that shaving before I shower makes getting excess shaving cream off my face, out of my hair (?) easier.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 03, 2012, 12:52:37 AM
I find that shaving before I shower makes getting excess shaving cream off my face, out of my hair (?) easier.

i shave in the shower, and then do a spot check in the mirror after without cream.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 03, 2012, 08:08:16 AM
Shaving before you shower is better for your skin.  But there's no way I trust myself with a razor when I'm half asleep before I shower.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: OK_Cat on October 03, 2012, 09:51:32 AM
dlew uses body wash before shampoo, what an idiot
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2012, 10:01:32 AM
Does anybody here use conditioner before shampoo? Just curious.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: slobber on October 03, 2012, 10:10:04 AM
Does anybody here use conditioner before shampoo? Just curious.
Why would you want to condition your hair before cleaning it?
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Bloodfart on October 03, 2012, 10:12:30 AM
Does anybody here use conditioner before shampoo? Just curious.
Why would you want to condition your hair before cleaning it?
:lol:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2012, 10:13:27 AM
Does anybody here use conditioner before shampoo? Just curious.
Why would you want to condition your hair before cleaning it?

I don't know. I'm just curious if anybody on this board actually does that.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 03, 2012, 10:28:12 AM
Guys, dlew probably waxes his car before he sprays the bird crap off!  :lol:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: slobber on October 03, 2012, 10:49:03 AM
Guys, dlew probably waxes his car before he sprays the bird crap off!  :lol:
:confused: I shave before I shower, but I wash my face with hot soapy water first...I'm not an animal.
(Or were you referring to NK?)
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: chunkles on October 03, 2012, 08:25:17 PM
Canada has lots of water guys.  Shower away.
in the future you can send your grandkiddies to a crazy easy war w/ Canada.  I mean, it's Canada.  They'll probably just give us their water anyway. 
Showers are great for morning reflection.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: puniraptor on October 03, 2012, 11:05:49 PM
I turn the shower head to massage lazer beam and shave in the shower. the laser beam blasts my man hair off the razor head with ease.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: mocat on October 04, 2012, 10:31:53 AM
Showering at night is the absolute best.

You know what else is the absolute best? Showering in the morning.

Also, showering with a beer before you go out.

Also, taking a super cold shower after a hot day outside, but then you get cold so you start to heat things up. By the time you get out of that shower, the water is super hot, boy, and you forget that it's like 110 degrees outside.

Also, showering when super hung over 100% turns into napping in the shower for about an hour.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 04, 2012, 10:34:25 AM
I remember one of my PB's yelling at a pledge to go get him a 5 gallon bucket so he could poop in the shower.   :sdeek:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: 8manpick on October 04, 2012, 10:36:09 AM
Showering at night is the absolute best.

You know what else is the absolute best? Showering in the morning.

Also, showering with a beer before you go out.

Also, taking a super cold shower after a hot day outside, but then you get cold so you start to heat things up. By the time you get out of that shower, the water is super hot, boy, and you forget that it's like 110 degrees outside.

Also, showering when super hung over 100% turns into napping in the shower for about an hour.  :sdeek:

I agree with all of this.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 04, 2012, 10:41:37 AM
Showering at night is the absolute best.

You know what else is the absolute best? Showering in the morning.

Also, showering with a beer before you go out.

Also, taking a super cold shower after a hot day outside, but then you get cold so you start to heat things up. By the time you get out of that shower, the water is super hot, boy, and you forget that it's like 110 degrees outside.

Also, showering when super hung over 100% turns into napping in the shower for about an hour.  :sdeek:

MoCat just described my shower life perfectly.  We would probably kill each other if we ever met.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: stunted on October 04, 2012, 01:14:25 PM
Showering gets rid of precious pheromones.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: star seed 7 on October 04, 2012, 01:47:15 PM
Showering gets rid of precious pheromones.

stunted post.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 17, 2013, 09:52:04 AM
Quick question here guys... How deep are you able to stick a Q-tip in your ears when you clean them?  Was talking with a friend when he said he sticks half the Q-tip in. I was all :sdeek: no way. Couldn't believe it until i saw it. I get like 3/4 an inch at best.

Is he weird, or am i? tia
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Mr Bread on January 17, 2013, 09:53:42 AM
Quick question here guys... How deep are you able to stick a Q-tip in your ears when you clean them?  Was talking with a friend when he said he sticks half the Q-tip in. I was all :sdeek: no way. Couldn't believe it until i saw it. I get like 3/4 an inch at best.

Is he weird, or am i? tia

His ears are mumped up.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 17, 2013, 09:53:54 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv316%2Fzadrocydna%2FQTIP.gif&hash=ab7a31a554bfcd10b4f74e41855e0180687f2ed5)
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Bloodfart on January 17, 2013, 10:02:54 AM
Your friend is def weird WW. 

Kind of OT what is the best tooth paste for an emaw trying to keep their teeth elite?  I've always used Crest mint with baking soda and peroxide.   Am I doing it wrong?  TIA
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 17, 2013, 10:04:37 AM
ok. thought so. He's actually a lurker/posters on here...hoping he sees this so he can defend himself
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: puniraptor on January 17, 2013, 10:05:55 AM
Kind of OT what is the best tooth paste for an emaw trying to keep their teeth elite?  I've always used Crest mint with baking soda and peroxide.   Am I doing it wrong?  TIA

make your own toothpaste with coconut oil, mint extract, and driveway salt.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Institutional Control on January 17, 2013, 10:07:03 AM
You are not supposed to put Qtips in your ears.  Use hydrogen peroxide to clean your ears.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 17, 2013, 10:07:26 AM
Your friend is def weird WW. 

Kind of OT what is the best tooth paste for an emaw trying to keep their teeth elite?  I've always used Crest mint with baking soda and peroxide.   Am I doing it wrong?  TIA

It doesn't matter at all what kind of toothpaste you use as long as you brush for 2 mins.
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Bloodfart on January 17, 2013, 10:09:17 AM
You are not supposed to put Qtips in your ears.  Use hydrogen peroxide to clean your ears.

 :sdeek: Sounds like a cruel torture method.  I would definitely go insane from the popping and fizzing.  :excited: :runaway:
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Mr Bread on January 17, 2013, 10:10:54 AM
Your friend is def weird WW. 

Kind of OT what is the best tooth paste for an emaw trying to keep their teeth elite?  I've always used Crest mint with baking soda and peroxide.   Am I doing it wrong?  TIA

Colgate Total with whitening paste.  You'd think I was a tooth model or something I swear.  Also, nutrition is huge for great teeth and gums.  Make sure to get lots of bioavailable calcium, vit D and magnesium.  Mouth wash, flossings and three brushings a day. :dance: 
Title: Re: Navy shower
Post by: Trim on January 20, 2013, 09:22:26 AM
Some of you might want to listen to the fluoride discussion on last night's The Ed Show.