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« Reply #925 on: January 22, 2013, 09:32:33 AM »
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Like to give a big FU to the FLU!!! The only nice thing you did was make me 6 lbs. less than I was two days ago.... sooo uhh FU and thanks LOL!!
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« Reply #926 on: January 22, 2013, 09:44:18 AM »
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Clear blue test: Positive. crap.

You should save that post and then send it to the kid in a few years.

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« Reply #927 on: January 22, 2013, 06:15:41 PM »
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« Reply #929 on: January 22, 2013, 09:59:53 PM »
Man, a LOT of high school dropouts are talking about how classless the "eff KU" chant is.

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #931 on: January 23, 2013, 11:53:40 AM »
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Placenta in good spot. Now baby needs to turn so he or she wont be breech!

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« Reply #932 on: January 23, 2013, 12:18:32 PM »
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Placenta in good spot. Now baby needs to turn so he or she wont be breech!

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People are really stupid about what they post. I'll bet if you look back through that persons posts, they probably have one that says"
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My mucus is stretchy and clear. Just need hubby to come home and get me pregnant!

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« Reply #933 on: January 23, 2013, 12:25:57 PM »
Woof!

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« Reply #934 on: January 23, 2013, 03:11:07 PM »
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so the new orleans hornets are changing there name to the new orleans pelicans....is it just me or is that gayer then AIDS??
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« Reply #935 on: January 23, 2013, 03:55:46 PM »
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so the new orleans hornets are changing there name to the new orleans pelicans....is it just me or is that gayer then AIDS??
You have really homophobic friends.

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« Reply #936 on: January 23, 2013, 04:40:41 PM »
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so the new orleans hornets are changing there name to the new orleans pelicans....is it just me or is that gayer then AIDS??
You have really homophobic friends.

I used to work with a guy that straight up told me that AIDs was spawned from two men having sex. He also said dinosaur bones were fake. He was a Mennonite.

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« Reply #937 on: January 23, 2013, 04:43:18 PM »
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so the new orleans hornets are changing there name to the new orleans pelicans....is it just me or is that gayer then AIDS??
You have really homophobic friends.

I used to work with a guy that straight up told me that AIDs was spawned from two men having sex. He also said dinosaur bones were fake. He was a Mennonite.

I don't even.....

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« Reply #938 on: January 23, 2013, 04:44:13 PM »
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so the new orleans hornets are changing there name to the new orleans pelicans....is it just me or is that gayer then AIDS??
You have really homophobic friends.

I used to work with a guy that straight up told me that AIDs was spawned from two men having sex. He also said dinosaur bones were fake. He was a Mennonite.

Some guy told me one time that AIDS was started by some dude having sex with a chimpanzee.

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« Reply #939 on: January 23, 2013, 04:44:28 PM »
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so the new orleans hornets are changing there name to the new orleans pelicans....is it just me or is that gayer then AIDS??
You have really homophobic friends.

I used to work with a guy that straight up told me that AIDs was spawned from two men having sex. He also said dinosaur bones were fake. He was a Mennonite.

I don't even.....

Everyone knows it spawned from two dudes having sex with monkeys.   What an idiot.

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« Reply #940 on: January 23, 2013, 04:46:37 PM »
pretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys  having sex.


then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seat

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« Reply #941 on: January 23, 2013, 04:48:13 PM »
 :lol: to all of the above

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« Reply #942 on: January 23, 2013, 04:51:49 PM »
pretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys  having sex.


then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seat

Regardless,  I think we can all agree it was planned by the Bilderberg.

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« Reply #943 on: January 23, 2013, 04:52:44 PM »
pretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys  having sex.


then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seat

I've got it on good authority (A++ source) a dude hooked up with a monkey and boned (raw dog) in a motel room and when the dude woke up the monkey was gone but written on the mirror was "You have AIDS now" or something like that.  Both were obviously mommies, no question there.  The monkey had got it from a vending machine that someone had stuck an AIDS covered needle in the dipsenser port so that when he reached in it stuck him in his hand and he had AIDS after that.  And that's how AIDS started.
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« Reply #944 on: January 23, 2013, 04:54:10 PM »
pretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys  having sex.


then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seat

I've got it on good authority (A++ source) a dude hooked up with a monkey and boned (raw dog) in a motel room and when the dude woke up the monkey was gone but written on the mirror was "You have AIDS now" or something like that.  Both were obviously mommies, no question there.  The monkey had got it from a vending machine that someone had stuck an AIDS covered needle in the dipsenser port so that when he reached in it stuck him in his hand and he had AIDS after that.  And that's how AIDS started.

Well,  at least he made it count.   

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« Reply #945 on: January 23, 2013, 04:54:36 PM »
pretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys  having sex.


then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seat

I've got it on good authority (A++ source) a dude hooked up with a monkey and boned (raw dog) in a motel room and when the dude woke up the monkey was gone but written on the mirror was "You have AIDS now" or something like that.  Both were obviously mommies, no question there.  The monkey had got it from a vending machine that someone had stuck an AIDS covered needle in the dipsenser port so that when he reached in it stuck him in his hand and he had AIDS after that.  And that's how AIDS started.
such a tragic story.  life can be so cruel and unfair sometimes. 


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« Reply #946 on: January 23, 2013, 04:54:57 PM »
pretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys  having sex.


then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seat

I've got it on good authority (A++ source) a dude hooked up with a monkey and boned (raw dog) in a motel room and when the dude woke up the monkey was gone but written on the mirror was "You have AIDS now" or something like that.  Both were obviously mommies, no question there.  The monkey had got it from a vending machine that someone had stuck an AIDS covered needle in the dipsenser port so that when he reached in it stuck him in his hand and he had AIDS after that.  And that's how AIDS started.

So it WAS the Bilderberg's . . .

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« Reply #947 on: January 23, 2013, 04:55:49 PM »
You can't get it from toilet seats unless there is a hidden AIDS coated needle to poke you.  The toilet seat could be postively slathered with AIDS and you can sit on that sonofabitch bare assed all day and you won't get even a hint of AIDS in your system. 
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« Reply #948 on: January 23, 2013, 04:56:39 PM »
You can't get it from toilet seats unless there is a hidden AIDS coated needle to poke you.  The toilet seat could be postively slathered with AIDS and you can sit on that sonofabitch bare assed all day and you won't get even a hint of AIDS in your system.

What if your butt is so hurt it is bleeding or something? What then?

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« Reply #949 on: January 23, 2013, 04:57:55 PM »
And I'm pretty sure there were two (or even three)  dude humans in that hotel room.   A major MMM(onkey) three some and one dude working the camera.