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Re: Kids
« Reply #2175 on: August 02, 2018, 03:59:21 PM »
lil sd got one of the nerf ball guns. up until now we've only had the dart ones. holy crap, the ball ones really fuckin' whiz ya!

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« Reply #2176 on: August 02, 2018, 04:25:01 PM »
tell him if he decides he wants to step up his game and go against one of the true nerf pros in the midwest (and my nerf zeus rival mxv-1200 blaster) that he knows where to find me


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2177 on: August 17, 2018, 12:26:10 PM »
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Re: Kids
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2179 on: September 07, 2018, 08:49:34 PM »
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

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« Reply #2180 on: September 07, 2018, 09:52:20 PM »
Congrats, you seem to have plenty of energy at 43. No reason to think you can’t whip ass as a parent in your 60’s.
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« Reply #2181 on: September 07, 2018, 10:58:32 PM »
Congrats MIR!
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« Reply #2182 on: September 07, 2018, 11:06:37 PM »
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

that is not a funny story.
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« Reply #2183 on: September 07, 2018, 11:55:24 PM »
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

that is not a funny story.

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« Reply #2184 on: September 07, 2018, 11:58:34 PM »
parent in your 60’s.

Horrifying  :cyclist:

Congrats MIR!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2185 on: September 08, 2018, 06:45:14 AM »
Not gonna lie. I'd be having some wtf have I done moments. That's some serious long term planning derailed.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2186 on: September 08, 2018, 06:58:51 AM »
Oh yikes

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2187 on: September 08, 2018, 08:08:03 AM »
It will keep you young...or kill you. One or the other.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2188 on: September 08, 2018, 08:41:36 AM »
If it is another girl, we would consider a trade.
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« Reply #2189 on: September 08, 2018, 09:22:28 AM »
Pretty rough. On the other hand, I can guarantee that I won't be making better use of my time in my late 40s & 50s, when my kids will be basically grown. Taking kid to little league >>>>> doing yard work. The toughest for me would be going through some of the baby stuff again. Diapers, no sleep, etc.

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« Reply #2190 on: September 08, 2018, 09:43:24 AM »
Pretty rough. On the other hand, I can guarantee that I won't be making better use of my time in my late 40s & 50s, when my kids will be basically grown. Taking kid to little league >>>>> doing yard work. The toughest for me would be going through some of the baby stuff again. Diapers, no sleep, etc.

Yeah, I'm thinking more along the lines of being able to retire before 75.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2191 on: September 08, 2018, 06:17:48 PM »
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

My dad was 46 when i was born. You'll be fine. :cheers:
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2192 on: September 09, 2018, 12:22:58 PM »
If it is another girl, we would consider a trade.

Oh that's a deal

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« Reply #2193 on: September 09, 2018, 12:25:26 PM »
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

My dad was 46 when i was born. You'll be fine. :cheers:

I'm a fat black dude, my life expectancy was like yesterday.

I'm also apoplectic I haven't met you yet, fatty fest?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2194 on: September 10, 2018, 10:18:37 AM »
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

My dad was 46 when i was born. You'll be fine. :cheers:

I'm a fat black dude, my life expectancy was like yesterday.

I'm also apoplectic I haven't met you yet, fatty fest?

Not looking good.

But some things are best left to your imagination.

Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2195 on: September 10, 2018, 11:38:01 AM »
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

yeah, this isn't funny at all. I got snipped like 3 hours after my kid was born.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2196 on: September 10, 2018, 01:00:35 PM »
sys is gonna be pissed