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« Reply #900 on: January 17, 2013, 10:49:10 AM »
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I wouldn't eff you with my brothers dick and blame it on the dog - so don't excite yourself hon.

Same guy that watches THE ESPN

What does it mean?  If he had access to his bro's dong he wouldn't use it to bang this lady, but if he did do that he would blame a dog for having banged her because he would be embarrassed about it?  That's tough to follow. 
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« Reply #901 on: January 17, 2013, 11:18:04 AM »
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« Reply #902 on: January 17, 2013, 11:21:10 AM »
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I wouldn't eff you with my brothers dick and blame it on the dog - so don't excite yourself hon.

Same guy that watches THE ESPN

What does it mean?  If he had access to his bro's dong he wouldn't use it to bang this lady, but if he did do that he would blame a dog for having banged her because he would be embarrassed about it?  That's tough to follow.

I'm actually terrified of the kind of person that thinks this statement makes sense

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« Reply #903 on: January 17, 2013, 11:26:10 AM »
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I wouldn't eff you with my brothers dick and blame it on the dog - so don't excite yourself hon.

Same guy that watches THE ESPN

What does it mean?  If he had access to his bro's dong he wouldn't use it to bang this lady, but if he did do that he would blame a dog for having banged her because he would be embarrassed about it?  That's tough to follow.

I'm actually terrified of the kind of person that thinks this statement makes sense

He just doubled up his insult is all.  1) Not banging her with somebody else's durk and 2) blaming the banging of her on the dog (like you would a fart). :dunno:
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« Reply #904 on: January 17, 2013, 11:29:01 AM »
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I wouldn't eff you with my brothers dick and blame it on the dog - so don't excite yourself hon.

Same guy that watches THE ESPN

What does it mean?  If he had access to his bro's dong he wouldn't use it to bang this lady, but if he did do that he would blame a dog for having banged her because he would be embarrassed about it?  That's tough to follow.

I'm actually terrified of the kind of person that thinks this statement makes sense

He just doubled up his insult is all.  1) Not banging her with somebody else's durk and 2) blaming the banging of her on the dog (like you would a fart). :dunno:

Is it possible his brother is hairy enough and comparable in size with the dog that he could get away with it?? I should ask him

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« Reply #905 on: January 17, 2013, 11:30:40 AM »
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I wouldn't eff you with my brothers dick and blame it on the dog - so don't excite yourself hon.

Same guy that watches THE ESPN

What does it mean?  If he had access to his bro's dong he wouldn't use it to bang this lady, but if he did do that he would blame a dog for having banged her because he would be embarrassed about it?  That's tough to follow.

I'm actually terrified of the kind of person that thinks this statement makes sense

He just doubled up his insult is all.  1) Not banging her with somebody else's durk and 2) blaming the banging of her on the dog (like you would a fart). :dunno:

Is it possible his brother is hairy enough and comparable in size with the dog that he could get away with it?? I should ask him

No.
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« Reply #906 on: January 17, 2013, 02:13:27 PM »
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Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon. So guess what---next they make him the "beloved leader" of North Korea . Terrific!

Oh, crap! I'm sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here in the USA . We took an arrogant community organizer who has never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never had a real job, worked on a budget or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and made him the leader of the USA .

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« Reply #907 on: January 17, 2013, 02:14:57 PM »
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Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon. So guess what---next they make him the "beloved leader" of North Korea . Terrific!

Oh, crap! I'm sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here in the USA . We took an arrogant community organizer who has never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never had a real job, worked on a budget or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and made him the leader of the USA .

I'm sorry I brought this up. Never mind.

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« Reply #908 on: January 17, 2013, 02:26:13 PM »

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never led anything more than an ACORN demonstration
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« Reply #909 on: January 17, 2013, 02:28:21 PM »
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Like to give a big FU to the FLU!!! The only nice thing you did was make me 6 lbs. less than I was two days ago.... sooo uhh FU and thanks LOL!!
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« Reply #910 on: January 17, 2013, 02:31:32 PM »

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never led anything more than an ACORN demonstration

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« Reply #911 on: January 17, 2013, 02:43:31 PM »
Don't you feel like people that get sick a lot are of the whiskey tango variety, more often than not?

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« Reply #912 on: January 17, 2013, 03:11:53 PM »
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So here's why I'm putting that number on here. I had a problem with my Xbox that I really didn't feel like telling everyone but now I guess I'll tell you all what happened. Like all Xbox360's if you don't put a cd in the disc tray the Xbox disc drive won't open. With that being said I was able to talk to Corin about accepting the Xbox after a long hard debate with my parents because lets face it, my friend owed me $130. So since the Xbox360 cost $90 from Amazon my friend still owes me $40. Ever since he left his parents house he had his money troubles. He moved back into his parents house right on Christmas Day. So anyways I brought my beautiful white Xbox360 to my house but I made the mistake to not let my parents know I had it. I brought my friend Steve over to fix it up since he knew how to fix that issue. He got it to open and close like it should. But my dad gave him only 30 min to stay. It took 1:15 min just to get it working. We weren't able to put it back together so after seconds when my friend left the house my mom said to me,"Hey Dominic, guess what!!!" and then CRASH right on the floor it went. I got soo mad the devilish side was bestowed upon me. Here's what I did. I darted myself through the living room, SMASHED my parents bedroom door open(seriously I didn't give a crap what happened to it), Grabbed my mom's laptop with both hand's, and I shouted out to her,"I'm gonna throw this rough ridin' piece of crap on the ground! I'm gonna do it!" in those exact words. Good thing my dad was able to calm me down because I seriously couldn't control myself. The laptop was worth more than my Xbox but I didn't care. That's $100 I wasted on the Xbox and 3 months of waiting for it. Now the famous "Red Ring of Death" is showing up on it. With it there is a Error code 76 showing up on my TV screen whenever I start it up. So...the Xbox360 is shot. My friend said he's gonna help me get another one from Craigslist. Now the number I put on here I will be calling that person up about a possible Xbox360 he's selling for $60 with all cords but no controller. Now that's a sweet deal! But I'll have to see if it works or not. I hope it does. The guy selling it certainly doesn't know how much they are going for these days so I might be getting a great deal or it could be spam. Another guy is selling his Xbox360 with a controller and 2 games for $75. It does sound like a better deal but he says it's an older one. It has 60gb hard drive. I already have a 20gb hard drive from my own Xbox but I want to try and sell as a hard drive brand new costs $150. But maybe the best thing to do is to keep it for now and wait to see what happens. I really hope I can get a good working Xbox360. My Xbox name might be either Dominator2000 or BoosterGold.
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« Reply #913 on: January 17, 2013, 03:15:04 PM »
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So here's why I'm putting that number on here. I had a problem with my Xbox that I really didn't feel like telling everyone but now I guess I'll tell you all what happened. Like all Xbox360's if you don't put a cd in the disc tray the Xbox disc drive won't open. With that being said I was able to talk to Corin about accepting the Xbox after a long hard debate with my parents because lets face it, my friend owed me $130. So since the Xbox360 cost $90 from Amazon my friend still owes me $40. Ever since he left his parents house he had his money troubles. He moved back into his parents house right on Christmas Day. So anyways I brought my beautiful white Xbox360 to my house but I made the mistake to not let my parents know I had it. I brought my friend Steve over to fix it up since he knew how to fix that issue. He got it to open and close like it should. But my dad gave him only 30 min to stay. It took 1:15 min just to get it working. We weren't able to put it back together so after seconds when my friend left the house my mom said to me,"Hey Dominic, guess what!!!" and then CRASH right on the floor it went. I got soo mad the devilish side was bestowed upon me. Here's what I did. I darted myself through the living room, SMASHED my parents bedroom door open(seriously I didn't give a crap what happened to it), Grabbed my mom's laptop with both hand's, and I shouted out to her,"I'm gonna throw this rough ridin' piece of crap on the ground! I'm gonna do it!" in those exact words. Good thing my dad was able to calm me down because I seriously couldn't control myself. The laptop was worth more than my Xbox but I didn't care. That's $100 I wasted on the Xbox and 3 months of waiting for it. Now the famous "Red Ring of Death" is showing up on it. With it there is a Error code 76 showing up on my TV screen whenever I start it up. So...the Xbox360 is shot. My friend said he's gonna help me get another one from Craigslist. Now the number I put on here I will be calling that person up about a possible Xbox360 he's selling for $60 with all cords but no controller. Now that's a sweet deal! But I'll have to see if it works or not. I hope it does. The guy selling it certainly doesn't know how much they are going for these days so I might be getting a great deal or it could be spam. Another guy is selling his Xbox360 with a controller and 2 games for $75. It does sound like a better deal but he says it's an older one. It has 60gb hard drive. I already have a 20gb hard drive from my own Xbox but I want to try and sell as a hard drive brand new costs $150. But maybe the best thing to do is to keep it for now and wait to see what happens. I really hope I can get a good working Xbox360. My Xbox name might be either Dominator2000 or BoosterGold.
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« Reply #914 on: January 17, 2013, 03:18:49 PM »
So did his mom just take his XBOX and drop it on the ground?  Really a bitch move.
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« Reply #915 on: January 17, 2013, 03:28:58 PM »
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So here's why I'm putting that number on here. I had a problem with my Xbox that I really didn't feel like telling everyone but now I guess I'll tell you all what happened. Like all Xbox360's if you don't put a cd in the disc tray the Xbox disc drive won't open. With that being said I was able to talk to Corin about accepting the Xbox after a long hard debate with my parents because lets face it, my friend owed me $130. So since the Xbox360 cost $90 from Amazon my friend still owes me $40. Ever since he left his parents house he had his money troubles. He moved back into his parents house right on Christmas Day. So anyways I brought my beautiful white Xbox360 to my house but I made the mistake to not let my parents know I had it. I brought my friend Steve over to fix it up since he knew how to fix that issue. He got it to open and close like it should. But my dad gave him only 30 min to stay. It took 1:15 min just to get it working. We weren't able to put it back together so after seconds when my friend left the house my mom said to me,"Hey Dominic, guess what!!!" and then CRASH right on the floor it went. I got soo mad the devilish side was bestowed upon me. Here's what I did. I darted myself through the living room, SMASHED my parents bedroom door open(seriously I didn't give a crap what happened to it), Grabbed my mom's laptop with both hand's, and I shouted out to her,"I'm gonna throw this rough ridin' piece of crap on the ground! I'm gonna do it!" in those exact words. Good thing my dad was able to calm me down because I seriously couldn't control myself. The laptop was worth more than my Xbox but I didn't care. That's $100 I wasted on the Xbox and 3 months of waiting for it. Now the famous "Red Ring of Death" is showing up on it. With it there is a Error code 76 showing up on my TV screen whenever I start it up. So...the Xbox360 is shot. My friend said he's gonna help me get another one from Craigslist. Now the number I put on here I will be calling that person up about a possible Xbox360 he's selling for $60 with all cords but no controller. Now that's a sweet deal! But I'll have to see if it works or not. I hope it does. The guy selling it certainly doesn't know how much they are going for these days so I might be getting a great deal or it could be spam. Another guy is selling his Xbox360 with a controller and 2 games for $75. It does sound like a better deal but he says it's an older one. It has 60gb hard drive. I already have a 20gb hard drive from my own Xbox but I want to try and sell as a hard drive brand new costs $150. But maybe the best thing to do is to keep it for now and wait to see what happens. I really hope I can get a good working Xbox360. My Xbox name might be either Dominator2000 or BoosterGold.
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« Reply #916 on: January 17, 2013, 03:30:11 PM »
that is a seriously disabled 21-year old
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« Reply #917 on: January 17, 2013, 03:31:25 PM »
Dropping baby weight after kid #1 is so they can talk you into kid #2.  After kid #2 it's there to stay.

T's & P's Emo.

Kidless.  Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst.   :pray:

Lots of chicks take pride in their health and appearance after having children.   If your wife only spends time with fatty moms,  beware.

Like even after kid #2?  Pretty much my age group every one is still on kid #1, some #2's on the way.  I have some older friends and am generally McKayla Maroney with the effort after #2.

You need to be a cheerleader for your significant other.  At the first sign of them having any interest in losing weight you should be there to cheer them on and help.

Just make them feel fat and that you will start looking for a skinny girl if she doesn't lost the lbs.

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« Reply #918 on: January 17, 2013, 03:32:27 PM »
So did his mom just take his XBOX and drop it on the ground?  Really a bitch move.

Dude,  his dad only gave his friend 30 minutes and it took him 1:15 minutes,  what did you expect to happen?!

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« Reply #919 on: January 17, 2013, 03:41:32 PM »
I bought an xbox 360 from that guy on craigslist that sells them for $60 with no controllers.  It works great, I think I got a good deal.

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« Reply #920 on: January 21, 2013, 10:54:24 PM »




Shane -------
I hate this woman ...the police said if i gave someone permission they can get my things...they will be there tomorrow
Like ·  · 43 minutes ago via mobile ·
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Amanda- I will go for you
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Steve- Wow Shane, It sounds like a bad dream. I will pray for you my BROTHER
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Samantha-There will be no one allowed into my home until after court and as i said ur things were put into ur vehicle before it and my battery were taken ... so there is nothing left here of urs. I am still waiting on my battery to be returned and when it is ur dirty clothes left here will be returned.
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Steve-Wow again. Samantha, I will also pray for you. I do not know what has happened but you both need to remember any love and time you shared. You need to have respect for each other and remember words hurt worse then a broken jaw.
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Mary-, the battery isn't worth it guy!
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Whitney- Sounds like u always have bad break ups. Maybe time to rethink your situations? Is it always them....? And why are you always involved with the police? Sing a NEW song.
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« Reply #921 on: January 21, 2013, 11:16:58 PM »




Shane -------
I hate this woman ...the police said if i gave someone permission they can get my things...they will be there tomorrow
Like ·  · 43 minutes ago via mobile ·
2 people like this.

Amanda- I will go for you
41 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Steve- Wow Shane, It sounds like a bad dream. I will pray for you my BROTHER
40 minutes ago · Like

Samantha-There will be no one allowed into my home until after court and as i said ur things were put into ur vehicle before it and my battery were taken ... so there is nothing left here of urs. I am still waiting on my battery to be returned and when it is ur dirty clothes left here will be returned.
39 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Steve-Wow again. Samantha, I will also pray for you. I do not know what has happened but you both need to remember any love and time you shared. You need to have respect for each other and remember words hurt worse then a broken jaw.
36 minutes ago · Like

Mary-, the battery isn't worth it guy!
13 minutes ago · Like

Whitney- Sounds like u always have bad break ups. Maybe time to rethink your situations? Is it always them....? And why are you always involved with the police? Sing a NEW song.
8 minutes ago via mobile · Like · 1

Steve's heart is in the right place, but I fear he'll get too involved and someone will smack the crap out of him. Probably Samantha when he goes to her house and tries to mediate this deal.

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« Reply #922 on: January 21, 2013, 11:19:41 PM »
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I wouldn't eff you with my brothers dick and blame it on the dog - so don't excite yourself hon.

Same guy that watches THE ESPN

What does it mean?  If he had access to his bro's dong he wouldn't use it to bang this lady, but if he did do that he would blame a dog for having banged her because he would be embarrassed about it?  That's tough to follow.

I'm actually terrified of the kind of person that thinks this statement makes sense

Agreed. Ultimate in twisted. Couldn't make up anything more twisted if I tried.

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« Reply #923 on: January 22, 2013, 12:30:08 AM »
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« Reply #924 on: January 22, 2013, 12:35:49 AM »
Tell them to call me.