Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated

[ManBearTurkey]

Bill Self will have a bastard.

Will he force him to take the last name Wheat?

I dunno what the bastard name is for Kansas.

GoT: Season 2 out today!

[Dugout DickStone]

Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!

I'm not wishing for anything, and I'm not on phog.net starting rumors that Snyder is going to die soon and has been shitting his pants.

Go ahead, it wouldn't be the first time a ku fan has started rumors like that.   We can handle it.

It would be the first time Beems started an original thread though.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Bill Self will have a bastard.

Will he force him to take the last name Wheat?

I dunno what the bastard name is for Kansas.

GoT: Season 2 out today!

Yes, Wheat was the name we chose several pages back.

[kstater]

It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

...And a bastard kid on the way.  Don't forget that.

Let's not go calling the kid a bastard yet.  There's still time for him to divorce his wife and marry the piece from the side.

[KSUblumpkin]

I have to admit that I am pretty excited to see what Bill Self's side piece looks like.  I haven't been this excited since I discovered masturbation.

[deputy dawg]

It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

^^^This
A masterpiece of bait and switch.  A rational discussion of how classless ku fans (not all ku fans, but a lot of classless ones) wish that Snyder would die so that ku could be relevant in football in the state of Kansas again.  This classless attitude being compared to Self jeopardizing his own legacy by siring a bastard child.  Nice diversion from the topic at hand, i.e., how grimy it would be for Self if the mistress/bastard child rumors are true.

[GCJayhawker]

Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

[EMAWmeister]

Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

The star player of the world's most recognized football program dated a girl he didn't know was fake for three years.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

 

[Emo EMAW]

Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

[GCJayhawker]

Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

So this person just sits on the information? Why is that? I really am curious.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

So this person just sits on the information? Why is that? I really am curious.

Takes a lot of effort to alert the media, do interviews, be questioned by the NCAA, etc.....


Whatever happened to KU's team dealer that got arrested?

[EMAWmeister]

I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

[Emo EMAW]

Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

So this person just sits on the information? Why is that? I really am curious.

KU grad, was dating one of the players.  If she had it to do over again she'd let it out to screw Lew but now that he's gone it'll stay that way.  No beef with KU, just Lew.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book! 

[GCJayhawker]

Do you really think if this was true that it would not have come out by now.  People are always looking for their fifteen minutes. If you were the person to provide real tangible evidence of this to the sports media you would get more than just 15 minutes.  That is why I doubt it is true.  It is damn near impossible to keep anything quiet in this day and age, let alone something of this nature involving a high profile coach in such a popular sport.

I am related to a person with proof that multiple players from KU's 2008 team should have been ineligible.

So this person just sits on the information? Why is that? I really am curious.

KU grad, was dating one of the players.  If she had it to do over again she'd let it out to screw Lew but now that he's gone it'll stay that way.  No beef with KU, just Lew.

Fair enough, thanks for indulging my request.

[GCJayhawker]

I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book! 

 

[Phil Titola]

Marino kept his side action and bastard quiet for decades....he is a bit bigger than Self.

[OregonSmock]

It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.

Translation:  KU is elite

[OregonSmock]

It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.

6 out of 8 of those years Jim Wooldridge would have won the B12 championship. Not impressed

Interesting considering Wooldridge was fired for sucking and K-State has never sniffed a Big 12 hoops title.

[OregonSmock]

I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

Pat yourself on the back.  You've earned it.

[OregonSmock]

I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

He doesn't go on pill binges and get super angry like beems so he's definitely #1 in my book! 

One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive.  Seriously, think before you post next time.

[Cartierfor3]

I was at a party on Saturday night and there was a bunch of ku fans and Self's personal life was all they could talk about.

[Pete]

I was at a party on Saturday night and there was a bunch of ku fans and Self's personal life was all they could talk about.

Same sort of experience I have had with KU fans.  If the conversation lulls, just bring up Self and his personal life and away they go.....

[EMAWmeister]

It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.

6 out of 8 of those years Jim Wooldridge would have won the B12 championship. Not impressed

Interesting considering Wooldridge was fired for sucking and K-State has never sniffed a Big 12 hoops title.

I think he meant that Wooly could've coached those KU teams to a title.

I'm now on #teamdax in thinking that GCJ is head and shoulders the best Squawk on this site.

Pat yourself on the back.  You've earned it.

Now you're just saying random crap as a response to every post.