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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #650 on: July 01, 2013, 11:09:26 PM »
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #653 on: July 27, 2014, 08:44:37 PM »
Heard from an A source this weekend that Bill did have an affair with a blonde realtor (all I could get out of them)

Nice to have a little confirmation about what this monster is doing behind the scenes

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #654 on: July 28, 2014, 09:20:27 AM »
Cindy   :cry:

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #655 on: July 29, 2014, 12:02:18 AM »
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #656 on: July 29, 2014, 08:31:03 AM »
Cindy is probably pissed that the Cavaliers turned down Self. Now she has to see this mistress all around town. :frown:

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #657 on: July 29, 2014, 10:17:57 AM »
apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A



"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #658 on: July 29, 2014, 10:30:41 AM »


apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A

What about what you've described makes her a good person?

(My A source says the same things about her)
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #659 on: July 29, 2014, 10:31:01 AM »

apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A
How is that hobby coming along?


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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #660 on: July 29, 2014, 10:35:51 AM »


apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A

What about what you've described makes her a good person?

(My A source says the same things about her)

just heard she's really nice, low-key, doesn't act like she's the daughter of the most loved/powerful/corrupt guy in the entire town, etc.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #661 on: July 29, 2014, 10:38:59 AM »

apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A
How is that hobby coming along?


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not bad. just gonna keep sawing wood ya know  :D
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #662 on: July 29, 2014, 11:29:25 AM »
This thread always holds a special place in my heart.  It is where my dream of motor boating cindy began.  What a long strange trip it's been.  Feels like I was just a freshman when I posted in this thread and now I am a senior that lives in his parent's basement with no friends hoping to date skanky freshman girls that are into jocks, but instead settle for late night skinemax features and playing Mega Man on 8-bit Nintendo.  I've come so far on this journey.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #663 on: July 29, 2014, 11:46:05 AM »
This thread always holds a special place in my heart.  It is where my dream of motor boating cindy began.  What a long strange trip it's been.  Feels like I was just a freshman when I posted in this thread and now I am a senior that lives in his parent's basement with no friends hoping to date skanky freshman girls that are into jocks, but instead settle for late night skinemax features and playing Mega Man on 8-bit Nintendo.  I've come so far on this journey.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #664 on: July 29, 2014, 12:13:00 PM »
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #665 on: July 29, 2014, 12:24:07 PM »


apparently, bill's daughter is a classy, upstanding young lady. active in evangelical ministries, doesn't party, doesn't drink. just an all-around good person. much more like her mother than father so i've been told.

source: A

What about what you've described makes her a good person?

(My A source says the same things about her)

just heard she's really nice, low-key, doesn't act like she's the daughter of the most loved/powerful/corrupt guy in the entire town, etc.

that hayseed would rather be the big fish in the little pond rather than compete at the highest level against the best competition.  everyone knows that the b12 has sucked in basketball since the mid-80's.  evidenced by the fact that this little piece of crap bumbling idiot from oklahoma can inherit a championship program and manage not to screw it up.  congrats, i guess.  schedule a parade for beating TCU this year on your way to the league title, scumbag.

note to bill self:  man up and prove yourself.  take your supposed coaching talent and show us how to win an NBA championship.  or i guess you could, as most hayseeds do, just continue to live in the shadows in a flyover town, coaching a flyover program, in a flyover conference.  the last thing bill self wants is to be exposed for what he is- a liar and a cheat.  what a sad existence this rough ridin' guy lives.  pathetic to think that in some small way he impacts the children of our state.   i guess we can hope for the best- hey kids, here's what not to be. 


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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #666 on: July 29, 2014, 02:05:53 PM »
This thread always holds a special place in my heart.  It is where my dream of motor boating cindy began.  What a long strange trip it's been.  Feels like I was just a freshman when I posted in this thread and now I am a senior that lives in his parent's basement with no friends hoping to date skanky freshman girls that are into jocks, but instead settle for late night skinemax features and playing Mega Man on 8-bit Nintendo.  I've come so far on this journey.

Craigslist personals are okay if you can host.

Love it.  You know with a handle like KSUBlumpkin I will be getting the mad digits.  When they see my Transformers collection...damn...clothes will be ripped off.  Here is what I am thinking for the personal ad:

Are you into Kansas State?  Does the thought of LHC Bill Snyder remind you of angels singing?  Has the thought of getting a tattoo of Optimus Prime with Marcus Foster's head on it ever crossed your mind?  If you said yes to all these three answers hit me up for some face between boobs action.  I'm a disease free bloak that spent many years training the sexy time through self-gratification.  I also have pretzels (lightly salted, butter braided upon request).  Just looking for a friend to talk to.  I have two Transformers sleeping bags ready for a night of watching Home Alone and possibly Power Rangers.  Serious inquiries only. 

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #667 on: July 29, 2014, 02:10:11 PM »
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #668 on: July 29, 2014, 02:13:26 PM »
DO NOT GIVE UP ON CINDY

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« Reply #669 on: July 29, 2014, 02:23:15 PM »
Babes and dudes alike.


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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #670 on: August 03, 2014, 08:10:42 PM »
This thread always holds a special place in my heart.  It is where my dream of motor boating cindy began.  What a long strange trip it's been.  Feels like I was just a freshman when I posted in this thread and now I am a senior that lives in his parent's basement with no friends hoping to date skanky freshman girls that are into jocks, but instead settle for late night skinemax features and playing Mega Man on 8-bit Nintendo.  I've come so far on this journey.

Craigslist personals are okay if you can host.

Love it.  You know with a handle like KSUBlumpkin I will be getting the mad digits.  When they see my Transformers collection...damn...clothes will be ripped off.  Here is what I am thinking for the personal ad:

Are you into Kansas State?  Does the thought of LHC Bill Snyder remind you of angels singing?  Has the thought of getting a tattoo of Optimus Prime with Marcus Foster's head on it ever crossed your mind?  If you said yes to all these three answers hit me up for some face between boobs action.  I'm a disease free bloak that spent many years training the sexy time through self-gratification.  I also have pretzels (lightly salted, butter braided upon request).  Just looking for a friend to talk to.  I have two Transformers sleeping bags ready for a night of watching Home Alone and possibly Power Rangers.  Serious inquiries only. 

love,


blumperz.


Think this will get the babes?

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