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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #625 on: February 28, 2013, 09:03:06 PM »
Guys... sources in Ames are telling me Bill slept with Kathy Weatherwax after the game. I can't possibly make something like this up.

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« Reply #626 on: February 28, 2013, 09:12:43 PM »
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach constantly comment on the coach's age and how he must be on his deathbed and hope to God that it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #627 on: February 28, 2013, 09:58:26 PM »
Guys... sources in Ames are telling me Bill slept with Kathy Weatherwax after the game. I can't possibly make something like this up.

What a stud.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #628 on: February 28, 2013, 11:20:32 PM »
This doesn't have much to do with his relationship status, but i found this picture of massa hover hand hugging poor Elijah.


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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #629 on: March 01, 2013, 10:30:46 AM »
rumor circling that after hover hugging EJ, he was heard saying "i don't want to catch it"

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #630 on: March 01, 2013, 10:34:56 AM »
only a certain degree of contact with 'the help' is allowed in Lawrence.
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #631 on: March 01, 2013, 12:21:28 PM »
This doesn't have much to do with his relationship status, but i found this picture of massa hover hand hugging poor Elijah.



I've seen this kind of hug before.  Bill Self's hover hug and facial expression would suggest that A) E. Johnson had an erection and Bill Self felt the thunder or B) EJ farted and Bill Self just caught wind of it prior to the embrace.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #632 on: March 01, 2013, 12:59:57 PM »
If you can't beat 'em, slander the coach and hope to God that some of it's actually true.  The ultimate loser's mentality.


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Do you realize that KU fans are the ones bringing up the rumors?
Yeah, was sharing a table with a couple of random KU alums at a South JOCO sportsbar and they brought it up and one of the dudes told a humorous story about coming back from the bathroom to find Bill sitting in his seat, hitting on his date :lol:

Oh man.  That is boss.  Pick up a guys date while said guy is in the bathroom.

The ladies have to love that confidence.

Fantastic story.

Same thing happened to me in Rock-a-Belly years ago only it was Mikey Stoops hitting on my girl.  Smitty was laughing at him the whole time and then proceeded to let him know what the situation was when I returned.

She wasn't impressed, however was highly amused by it all.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #633 on: March 04, 2013, 11:24:56 AM »
Picking up on the ladies in a low-cut hideous disco shirt. :barf:

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #634 on: March 04, 2013, 04:32:28 PM »
Picking up on the ladies in a low-cut hideous disco shirt. :barf:

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pervert.jpg  :lol:

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #635 on: March 13, 2013, 09:44:00 PM »
Just saw a public plea on TV...Bill Self is looking for someone with compassion to adopt his bastard child.  You'd think with his millions he could just hire someone to take care of the baby, at least until his mistress graduates college.  So why adopt?  You think he's just trying to sweep it under the rug and put it behind him?  Tough to say I'd guess.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #636 on: March 15, 2013, 07:07:21 PM »
Misplaced anger, sir?

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #637 on: March 16, 2013, 08:45:32 PM »
The rumor is now that somehow Bill himself is pregnant. Helps explain the mood swings, too.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #638 on: March 16, 2013, 08:48:08 PM »
Notice no tv shots of Cindy lately? 

Well word on the street is its a black eye :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #639 on: April 02, 2013, 09:43:22 PM »
amazing photo (not shopped)



What a sweet looking lady.

Innocent and trusting.  Like Rio Adams

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #640 on: April 03, 2013, 12:17:41 AM »

What a couple.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #641 on: April 03, 2013, 12:27:24 AM »
really is disgusting for ku fans to start/spread rumors like this

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #642 on: April 03, 2013, 12:27:49 AM »
he is the best coach you've ever seen, for crying out loud

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #643 on: April 03, 2013, 12:34:32 AM »
really is disgusting for ku fans to start/spread rumors like this

It's what they do.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #644 on: April 03, 2013, 10:32:52 AM »
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Yes maybe thats why im numb to it. Sometimes this is needed RT @bobfescoe:did u ever see a coach act like that?

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #645 on: April 03, 2013, 10:37:13 AM »
Picking up on the ladies in a low-cut hideous disco shirt. :barf:

Bill is borrowing D. Scott's shirts?  :sdeek:

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #646 on: April 03, 2013, 11:31:04 AM »
What did I miss?

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #647 on: April 04, 2013, 01:09:54 PM »
Can someone plz link the epic Massa Seff photoshop thread?  I've exhausted all ideas as to the title of the thread and can't find it.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #648 on: April 04, 2013, 04:18:55 PM »
What did I miss?

Nothing at all.  I've given up on #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  I've moved on to #OperationMotorBoatAmandaMarcum. 

Oh...and Self tagged that chick.  Rumor I'm hearing from my Anethesiologist friend in Lawrence is that Oncologists are worried about the cancerous effects of pastel green disco shirt on the baby.  My scientific friend explained to me that the shirt exhibited in pervert.jpg funnels damaging UV rays and other teratogens at the fetus.

Just what I've heard.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #649 on: June 28, 2013, 10:49:47 PM »
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