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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #350 on: February 19, 2013, 03:31:42 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #351 on: February 19, 2013, 03:32:46 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #352 on: February 19, 2013, 03:32:59 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?

Why would this upset you.  History has allegedly repated itself in Lawrence.   Pupil like mentor.




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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #353 on: February 19, 2013, 03:33:40 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?

Whoa.  I was hoping Bill Self would stub his toe or get a treatable STD...I wouldn't wish a plane crash/disaster on anyone.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #354 on: February 19, 2013, 03:34:19 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #355 on: February 19, 2013, 03:35:46 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.

This is true (although the odds of Weis cashing out are much higher given his obesity/diabetes).
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #356 on: February 19, 2013, 03:36:25 PM »
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #357 on: February 19, 2013, 03:36:41 PM »
KU fans spend every day of their life obsessing about LHC Bill Snyder's health.  It is just crazy.

I hope the rumors about Self aren't true.  Pretty disgusting and a huge black eye for KU if true.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #358 on: February 19, 2013, 03:37:16 PM »
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!


I'm not wishing for anything, and I'm not on phog.net starting rumors that Snyder is going to die soon and has been shitting his pants.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #359 on: February 19, 2013, 03:38:15 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

I know lots of 73 year olds. I don't go around asking the people in their life what they are going to do when said person passes away. Idk, I'm a pretty great human being though.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #360 on: February 19, 2013, 03:38:43 PM »
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!


I'm not wishing for anything, and I'm not on phog.net starting rumors that Snyder is going to die soon and has been shitting his pants.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #361 on: February 19, 2013, 03:38:56 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

I know lots of 73 year olds. I don't go around asking the people in their life what they are going to do when said person passes away. Idk, I'm a pretty great human being though.

You sound like a classy dude. 

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #362 on: February 19, 2013, 03:39:09 PM »
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship. 

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #363 on: February 19, 2013, 03:41:21 PM »
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

...And a bastard kid on the way.  Don't forget that.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #364 on: February 19, 2013, 03:41:50 PM »
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

I wasn't comparing them.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #365 on: February 19, 2013, 03:42:01 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

I know lots of 73 year olds. I don't go around asking the people in their life what they are going to do when said person passes away. Idk, I'm a pretty great human being though.


So let me get this straight... you're accusing me of "going around asking old people what they're going to do when said person passes away."  Am I getting this right?   EMAW logic is so hard to follow sometimes.  Do they not teach logic and reasoning at K-State?

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #366 on: February 19, 2013, 03:43:35 PM »
Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash?  Would that be setting the bar too high?
Or maybe for a coach to die. Hmmmmm.....


Yeah, hoping a coach retires is the same as hoping he dies.  Only in the demented world of EMAW would someone make that comparison.

How often do you hear KU fans say "well once Snyder dies you guys are so mumped." I hear it pretty often.


Probably because he's 73 and people think he'll coach until he dies?  I don't know.

I know lots of 73 year olds. I don't go around asking the people in their life what they are going to do when said person passes away. Idk, I'm a pretty great human being though.


So let me get this straight... you're accusing me of "going around asking old people what they're going to do when said person passes away."  Am I getting this right?   EMAW logic is so hard to follow sometimes.  Do they not teach logic and reasoning at K-State?

I'm not accusing you of anything. But KU/ISU fans LOVE the "well once Snyder dies..." talking point.

It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

Snyder is our favorite head coach. Self is yours. I don't see the comparisons going beyond that very often.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #367 on: February 19, 2013, 03:44:03 PM »
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

I wasn't comparing them.

hilarious that his next post was about a flaw in logic.

btw, i apologized to you in the shame yourself thread.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #368 on: February 19, 2013, 03:49:25 PM »
I guess if you guys want to compete with Mizzou fans for who can hate KU the most, this kind of stuff will work in your favor.  Maybe it's time to ride into Lawrence, kill 80% of the men over the age of 12, rape the women, and burn down every building on Mass Street.  That will ensure that 46-3 never happens again.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #369 on: February 19, 2013, 03:50:02 PM »
there is not a woman in lawrence that i'd like to rape

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #370 on: February 19, 2013, 03:53:15 PM »
I guess if you guys want to compete with Mizzou fans for who can hate KU the most, this kind of stuff will work in your favor.  Maybe it's time to ride into Lawrence, kill 80% of the men over the age of 12, rape the women, and burn down every building on Mass Street.  That will ensure that 46-3 never happens again.

I will settle for owning ku in sports and in life.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #371 on: February 19, 2013, 03:57:24 PM »
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #372 on: February 19, 2013, 03:58:38 PM »
I guess if you guys want to compete with Mizzou fans for who can hate KU the most, this kind of stuff will work in your favor.  Maybe it's time to ride into Lawrence, kill 80% of the men over the age of 12, rape the women, and burn down every building on Mass Street.  That will ensure that 46-3 never happens again.

I didn't know KU got their players from Lawrence.  That's cool, truly a hometown team.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #373 on: February 19, 2013, 04:02:15 PM »
It is kind of cute though how K-State fans compare Snyder to Self.  Snyder has two Big 12 titles and a Fiesta Bowl win over Syracuse.  Self has eight straight Big 12 titles, 2 Final Fours, and a national championship.

The national championship is fair game, but the conference championships aren't really an apples to apples comparison. In football, 60% of the Big 12 has been in the national title picture within the last 10 years. In basketball, it's pretty much KU and everybody else, so conference championships come easier for the coach of KU.

6 out of 8 of those years Jim Wooldridge would have won the B12 championship. Not impressed

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #374 on: February 19, 2013, 04:03:43 PM »
Seems like a shitty thing to wish for, Beems. Woof!


I'm not wishing for anything, and I'm not on phog.net starting rumors that Snyder is going to die soon and has been shitting his pants.

Go ahead, it wouldn't be the first time a ku fan has started rumors like that.   We can handle it.