Author Topic: Just ran into a coworker in the break room (Read 12149 times)

'taterblast · « **on:** September 20, 2012, 02:36:27 PM »

he had an OU polo on. i had just gotten done pouring a cup of coffee and saw that he was waiting to go next. once i saw the shirt, i turned back around, grabbed the pot of coffee, and dumped the entire the entire thing down the sink.

i looked him directly in the eyes as i did it.

pissclams · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:38:00 PM »

same thing happened to me but i just poured the hot coffee over his head and then broke the coffee pot on his face

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:43:23 PM »

neighbors are OU fans. called the cops and anonymously reported that they abuse their kids. lol, classic. go cats.

DQ12 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:43:34 PM »

Earlier this week I saw a Camry with Oklahoma tags parked on a side street as I was walking to my parking garage. I went right up to the car and keyed a big "GO KSU" into it. Showed him!

EMAW!

yoEMAW · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:44:54 PM »

Just ran in to one in our break room too. I was finishing up getting some tea from the big cooler when he came in to get some too. I looked at him and said, "Hey sooner, check this out." Then I took the lid off the cooler, worked up a huge lugie, and spit right in his face.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:45:35 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 20, 2012, 02:43:34 PM

Earlier this week I saw a Camry with Oklahoma tags parked on a side street as I was walking to my parking garage. I went right up to the car and keyed a big "GO KSU" into it. Showed him!

EMAW!

hope you didn't get too much rust on your keys and pants. cause you know, OU fans are poor as crap hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:46:52 PM »

OU guy in our office (IT dept), left his outlook open and I sent a picture of my dong to everyone in his address book from his email address, including the bosses here.

Aggieville!

CNS · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:47:41 PM »

I ran into an OU fan today as well. I gave him a buck and directions to the nearest shelter. He said that he doesn't deal with shelters since they have the whole sobriety requirement thing. He then peed on the building wall he was standing next to.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:49:42 PM »

On Monday morning I was running late so hit Quik Trip for some coffee. Saw two hugely obese OU guys with OU shirts on, Native State tags and all. Convo went like this:

OU #1: Big game this week.
EmoEMAW: Sure is, can't wait. You guys up here for medical care?
OU #2: No, we're running scrap (scrap metal) up to Kansas City.
EmoEMAW: Oh, well good luck!

ben ji · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:50:11 PM »

I was over at a buddies house last night who went to OU, he left his facebook open when he went to the bathroom so I changed his relationship status to single and wrote "Sup babe" on all of his ex-gf's facebook pages then left!

LOL!!! Jessica is going to be PISSED!

ew2x4 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:52:12 PM »

I haven't seen any OU fans in ages, but one of my cousins is an OU fan (didn't graduate, obv.'s). I skipped her wedding.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:54:14 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on September 20, 2012, 02:46:52 PM

OU guy in our office (IT dept), left his outlook open and I sent a picture of my dong to everyone in his address book from his email address, including the bosses here.

Aggieville!

Oh eff, your IT must be something. Limestone's office's IMing: throw small rocks at people to get their attention and then yell message at them.

purplehaze · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:56:27 PM »

*67'd my OU "buddy" last night. Breathed heavily for a few seconds and then gave viscous death threats. Fun!

Winters · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:58:35 PM »

I saw an OU fan riding a bicycle around campus. I told him to slow down and at this point I was sporting a huge friendly smile. The OU fan said "Hey, whats up?" I said "hey you have a nice lookin bike there!" The OU fan then said "Well, do you wanna take her for a spin around the block?" I said "That would be so delightful" The OU fan has still yet to get his bike back.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:01:57 PM »

Saw 2 OU fans walking down the street. They looked really poor and really fat and really sad about how awful their lives are. I left them alone because I wanted to be nice and they were already miserable.

Spaces · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:02:33 PM »

Wow, I just made this old OU lady look so stupid!! I was walking past her and I started faking like I was choking and I gestured like I needed her help and she started the Heimlich on me. After 3 seconds of that, I turn my head around slowly and whisper "watch this, idiot" and I start yelling for help like she is attacking me and the cops came and long story short, she got arrested and I'm pressing charges. It was great, she was like 90.

go cats

BushBlister · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:04:12 PM »

i saw an ou fan on the court and i jammed on him and then i hit him with a 360 one handed dunk and then a two-fisted jam and then a tomahawk slam and then guess what i stuffed it again and i was all like IN YOUR FACE!!!! I PLAY ABOVE THE RIM!!!!!

Winters · « **Reply #17 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:04:26 PM »

Quote from: Spaces on September 20, 2012, 03:02:33 PM

Wow, I just made this old OU lady look so stupid!! I was walking past her and I started faking like I was choking and I gestured like I needed her help and she started the Heimlich on me. After 3 seconds of that, I turn my head around slowly and whisper "watch this, idiot" and I start yelling for help like she is attacking me and the cops came and long story short, she got arrested and I'm pressing charges. It was great, she was like 90. go cats

'taterblast · « **Reply #18 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:04:54 PM »

evidently the ou guy from the break room brewed his own pot of coffee. he just walked by my desk a couple seconds ago with a new cup. right when he wasn't looking i took my mountain dew and dumped it all into his cup. coffee and mountain dew, can you imagine? what a punk bitch.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:07:36 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on September 20, 2012, 03:04:54 PM

evidently the ou guy from the break room brewed his own pot of coffee. he just walked by my desk a couple seconds ago with a new cup. right when he wasn't looking i took my mountain dew and dumped it all into his cup. coffee and mountain dew, can you imagine? what a punk bitch.

I bet he liked it.

'taterblast · « **Reply #20 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:09:56 PM »

yeah really back fired on me. ou guy just came back and thanked me for giving him the dew/coffee idea.

Winters · « **Reply #21 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:12:26 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on September 20, 2012, 03:09:56 PM

yeah really back fired on me. ou guy just came back and thanked me for giving him the dew/coffee idea.

You should've peed in his coffee.

EllToPay · « **Reply #22 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:12:42 PM »

co-worker is a big ou fan that listens to toby keith all day in his cube.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #23 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:13:31 PM »

We have double monitors here. I had the folks in marketing make me some stencils about 10" tall. A 3, a 5, and a 7. Our shipping clerk, OU guy, was distracted, so I spray painted a purple 3 and 5 on his left monitor, then a red 7 on his right one. He is going to be so pissed, can't wait.

slobber · « **Reply #24 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:15:21 PM »

OU guy in my office just said, "We're gonna win on Saturday!"
I said, "NU UH, YOU LOSER!"
He was completely speechless with my awesome comeback!