Just ran into a coworker in the break room

[That_Guy]

   My brother in law is a OU fan and the worst kind,total t-shirt probably never even been to Oklahoma and claims he's been a fan since the Switzer days, thing is he was like 3 the last time Barry was coach.Yesterday I told him that my sister is cheating on him....He rough ridin' cried

Hahaha what a pussy.

[Stevesie60]

Today I saw a short, overweight slob in an OU shirt that had lots of mustard stains on it. He was walking around all miserable-like while his wife shouted orders at him. I said, "OK Cat?" He looked up with really sad eyes. "Yeah?" Then I was going to say something really mean about how we were going to kill OU, but his wife dragged him off immediately.

[jrod_06]

An OU coworker of mine today told me my katz hat was stupid and boomer sooner. I asked him if he got his shitty hat in Norman with his degree, his repsonse?....didnt go to college, got the hat at Walmart in tulsa. typical land thief

[ManBearPig]

Today I saw a short, overweight slob in an OU shirt that had lots of mustard stains on it. He was walking around all miserable-like while his wife shouted orders at him. I said, "OK Cat?" He looked up with really sad eyes. "Yeah?" Then I was going to say something really mean about how we were going to kill OU, but his wife dragged him off immediately.

[yoga-like_abana]

yesterday I saw a video of a fat slob in a k-state cut off t-shirt, a stupid rough ridin' tie and a stupid rough ridin' mask claiming to be a k-state fan. very sneaky ou, friends close & enemies closer but thats just low.

[Dr Rick Daris]

my wife got her undergrad from OU and still cheers for them when they play the cats. tonight i volunteered to make dinner and was able to slip some rat poison into her spaghetti. she just now went to bed complaining about a really bad headache and saying that she feels like she might throw up.   

[Frankenklein]

my wife got her undergrad from OU and still cheers for them when they play the cats. tonight i volunteered to make dinner and was able to slip some rat poison into her spaghetti. she just now went to bed complaining about a really bad headache and saying that she feels like she might throw up. 

T&P'S for your loss

[Dugout DickStone]

my wife got her undergrad from OU and still cheers for them when they play the cats. tonight i volunteered to make dinner and was able to slip some rat poison into her spaghetti. she just now went to bed complaining about a really bad headache and saying that she feels like she might throw up.   

So I guess guys night out!

[Katpappy]

my wife got her undergrad from OU and still cheers for them when they play the cats. tonight i volunteered to make dinner and was able to slip some rat poison into her spaghetti. she just now went to bed complaining about a really bad headache and saying that she feels like she might throw up.   

Rick, some of these antidotes seem far fetched.  But until now, I believed every one but your's.  JFC, everyone knows rats don't throw up... that's why they die from the poison. 

[AppleJack]

Guy who mows my lawn is an OU fan. Anyways, he was over cutting the grass today and he rings the doorbell so I could pay him for the cut. I looked him dead in the eyes and as seriously as I could said "How are you doing today?" To make a long story short I paid him the $35 we had agreed upon. But what he didn't know was while I was looking at him blankly, I was this close to dragging him into my home and beating to death with a lead pipe and taking my $35 back so I could get the kids pizza and a RedBox. 

[Katpappy]

Guy who mows my lawn is an OU fan. Anyways, he was over cutting the grass today and he rings the doorbell so I could pay him for the cut. I looked him dead in the eyes and as seriously as I could said "How are you doing today?" To make a long story short I paid him the $35 we had agreed upon. But what he didn't know was while I was looking at him blankly, I was this close to dragging him into my home and beating to death with a lead pipe and taking my $35 back so I could get the kids pizza and a RedBox. 

What movie were you thinking of getting. 

[OlatheWildcat]

my wife got her undergrad from OU and still cheers for them when they play the cats. tonight i volunteered to make dinner and was able to slip some rat poison into her spaghetti. she just now went to bed complaining about a really bad headache and saying that she feels like she might throw up.   

Get one last piece of her while you can. 

[Bloodfart]

Guy who mows my lawn is an OU fan. Anyways, he was over cutting the grass today and he rings the doorbell so I could pay him for the cut. I looked him dead in the eyes and as seriously as I could said "How are you doing today?" To make a long story short I paid him the $35 we had agreed upon. But what he didn't know was while I was looking at him blankly, I was this close to dragging him into my home and beating to death with a lead pipe and taking my $35 back so I could get the kids pizza and a RedBox. 

What movie were you thinking of getting. 

Katdaddy shut up AppleJack where does a person find a lead pipe?

[puniraptor]

I saw an OU fan that didn't know the difference between antidote and anecdote. I told him to look it up in the dictionary. Right when he opened the dictionary I smacked it out of his hands. When he bent over to pick it up I yelled BOOMER and let a giant fart rip right in his face!

[AppleJack]

Guy who mows my lawn is an OU fan. Anyways, he was over cutting the grass today and he rings the doorbell so I could pay him for the cut. I looked him dead in the eyes and as seriously as I could said "How are you doing today?" To make a long story short I paid him the $35 we had agreed upon. But what he didn't know was while I was looking at him blankly, I was this close to dragging him into my home and beating to death with a lead pipe and taking my $35 back so I could get the kids pizza and a RedBox. 

What movie were you thinking of getting. 

Katdaddy shut up AppleJack where does a person find a lead pipe?

I got mine at Manute Bol's estate sale in Olathe.

[yoEMAW]

You guys aren't going to believe this. I stopped for gas on the way home from work tonight, and some dude in an old suit and a greasy OU hat walks up to me while I'm refueling my F-150 Lariat. He claimed his car stalled out down the street and he needed gas to get home. He's carrying this little gas can with him and everything, so I said sure why not. He started to say something about preferring cash, but I interrupted him and asked him if he was a Sooner. He started stammering on and on and claimed he just found the hat in a dumpster behind Goodwill. I'm thinking bullshit. He must have noticed my murdered out KSU tag with the chrome powercat on the front of my truck when he walked up. The guy did look like he could be homeless, but they all do amirite? Anyway, the little gas can filled up quick and I just kept pumping. This guy doesn't even realize he's now standing in a pool of premium unleaded. So I ask him, "What's that you Sooners always say again?" I must have caught him off guard, because he looked up quizzically and said, "Boomer?" So I'm like, "Yeah....Boomer," and I flicked my cigarette into the pool at his feet. Poor S.O.B. went up like a lantern mantle! Wish you guys could have seen him flailing around and screaming and crap. It was priceless!

[SdK]

I went for a swim at the lake after class today. While I was there I noticed this Sooner fan drowning and screaming for help. So, being a strong swimmer I head on out there and save his life. He is stumbling all over himself to thank me, and keeps asking how he can repay me, if there is anything he can do for me. etc. I keep saying, no, I'm just a good EMAW doing a good deed. He won't let it go and follows me as I walk along the nature trail around the lake. I eventually relent. I say I need to show him something, let me know what EMAW was all about. My two favorite aspects. We walk off into the woods and I tell him that I'd already saved his #life, then I strung him up. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

omg. she's throwing her guts up in the bathroom right now talking about maybe going to the hospital, but i'm like "i just put the twins down for the night and don't want to wake them. you'll have to drive yourself if you really want to go."

omg this is so rough ridin' funny. 

[Stevesie60]

Daris you should hide her keys! On one hand, it'd be funny if she crashed on the way, but on the other hand, you wouldn't get to witness it. Seriously, just go bury her keys in the yard or something!

[Bloodfart]

Guy who mows my lawn is an OU fan. Anyways, he was over cutting the grass today and he rings the doorbell so I could pay him for the cut. I looked him dead in the eyes and as seriously as I could said "How are you doing today?" To make a long story short I paid him the $35 we had agreed upon. But what he didn't know was while I was looking at him blankly, I was this close to dragging him into my home and beating to death with a lead pipe and taking my $35 back so I could get the kids pizza and a RedBox. 

What movie were you thinking of getting. 

Katdaddy shut up AppleJack where does a person find a lead pipe?

I got mine at Manute Bol's estate sale in Olathe.

Jeez that's a pretty elite skull thumper.  All I got is a 4 foot long piece of 1/2 inch thick rebar.  I heisted it from the BSFS construction site.

[Katpappy]

Guy who mows my lawn is an OU fan. Anyways, he was over cutting the grass today and he rings the doorbell so I could pay him for the cut. I looked him dead in the eyes and as seriously as I could said "How are you doing today?" To make a long story short I paid him the $35 we had agreed upon. But what he didn't know was while I was looking at him blankly, I was this close to dragging him into my home and beating to death with a lead pipe and taking my $35 back so I could get the kids pizza and a RedBox. 

What movie were you thinking of getting. 

Katdaddy shut up AppleJack where does a person find a lead pipe?

I got mine at Manute Bol's estate sale in Olathe.

Jeez that's a pretty elite skull thumper.  All I got is a 4 foot long piece of 1/2 inch thick rebar.  I heisted it from the BSFS construction site.

OK how did we go from pizza and a movie thanks to the trusty lead pipe, to a small concrete job at BSFS.  Bloodfart, always remember lead pipe quick cash when in a pinch... piece of rebar, concrete project.

[Cire]

Guy that paints my address on the curb (ou grad) was worried this morning.  made me feel a little better

[AST]

Guy who mows my lawn is an OU fan. Anyways, he was over cutting the grass today and he rings the doorbell so I could pay him for the cut. I looked him dead in the eyes and as seriously as I could said "How are you doing today?" To make a long story short I paid him the $35 we had agreed upon. But what he didn't know was while I was looking at him blankly, I was this close to dragging him into my home and beating to death with a lead pipe and taking my $35 back so I could get the kids pizza and a RedBox. 

What movie were you thinking of getting. 

Katdaddy shut up AppleJack where does a person find a lead pipe?

I got mine at Manute Bol's estate sale in Olathe.

Jeez that's a pretty elite skull thumper.  All I got is a 4 foot long piece of 1/2 inch thick rebar.  I heisted it from the BSFS construction site.

When the new press box collapses and kills literally 10's of raging emaw, well, let's just say I hope you can't sleep that night.
 

[Bloodfart]

Guy who mows my lawn is an OU fan. Anyways, he was over cutting the grass today and he rings the doorbell so I could pay him for the cut. I looked him dead in the eyes and as seriously as I could said "How are you doing today?" To make a long story short I paid him the $35 we had agreed upon. But what he didn't know was while I was looking at him blankly, I was this close to dragging him into my home and beating to death with a lead pipe and taking my $35 back so I could get the kids pizza and a RedBox. 

What movie were you thinking of getting. 

Katdaddy shut up AppleJack where does a person find a lead pipe?

I got mine at Manute Bol's estate sale in Olathe.

Jeez that's a pretty elite skull thumper.  All I got is a 4 foot long piece of 1/2 inch thick rebar.  I heisted it from the BSFS construction site.

OK how did we go from pizza and a movie thanks to the trusty lead pipe, to a small concrete job at BSFS.  Bloodfart, always remember lead pipe quick cash when in a pinch... piece of rebar, concrete project.

Well it worked effectively when this sweaty douche pushing a lawnmower clumsily ran over my favorite pair of purple sneeks.  He said they looked better with the red dirt smeared on them then said "boomer" as he kept on walking.  I pulled my piece of rebar out and knee capped him.    Kneeling there he begged for mercy and offered me $35 but I has having none of it.  ROUNDHOUSEKICK TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE!  I said "It's a tough neiborhood bro,  you could lose your #LIFE" as I strolled away using my BSFS rebar like a cane.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Daris you should hide her keys! On one hand, it'd be funny if she crashed on the way, but on the other hand, you wouldn't get to witness it. Seriously, just go bury her keys in the yard or something!

well she's totally passed out/sleeping now. just went into the bedroom and i couldn't even wake her which is kind of weird because she's usually a very light sleeper. oh well, i'll enjoy laughing in her face tomorrow when she wakes up i guess.