Obvious solution. The first time SWP graces BSFS, it'll be played by a band alright. That band? Gogol Bordello. PR guy can surprise everyone at the end of the 3rd quarter with a hokey "from the big apple to the little apple" intro. They come out on a rolling stage towed by some vehicle driven by Willie, rock out, get rolled off, and it's the stuff of legends.
At subseqent games, the song is played via video of that performance (audio sweetened if necessary) during the 3rd quarter/4th quarter break. Currie et al can KSTATEO some football clips into the video if that'll make it more copacetic to the BSFS patrons who don't "get it."
Then, if the ksu band can get it together sufficiently, they can take over on occasion.
EDIT: PA guy, not PR guy. D-rew is our PR guy.